QCX’s Fetish 101: The Case of The Barebacking Politician

John Fussle is a Republican candidate for County Commissioner running in Kosciusko County, Indiana. And recently he mistakenly bragged about having unprotected anal intercourse with a horse.
Wait a sec… what?! Umm… Let us start from the beginning…
County Commissioners basically manage the city’s budget by writing checks, so it’s not an incredibly political job. But he might have some explaining to do after Tweeting that he had spent the weekend “barebacking” in southern Indiana.
Now those of you without any straight friends should know that heterosexuals don’t always know the hip gay lingo. So it’s possible that when Fussle said “barebacking” he could have meant something else, like:
– slapping raw skins with a buttslut whore-twink,
– racing bears on horseback,
– being ridden by a woman (kinda like these guys), or
– riding a horse without a saddle.
Horrified by all the other connotations, Fussle later clarified that he meant riding a horse sans saddle, but only after someone (possibly gay) pointed out the quadruple-entendre. For the record, he did not have sexual relations with that horse. It was a completely consensual business transaction between a customer and an animal for the sole purpose of transportation and nothing more. Next time he may even use two saddles just to ensure that he and “Lady Buttercup” have no skin-on-skin contact.
Thank goodness Fussle didn’t say that he had gone “saddlebacking“—the religious voters would be in an uproar!