noun: An attractive woman who befriends gay men because she enjoys their company. “Fruit fly” implies sociability and a love of gays, whereas “fag hag” implies an ugly woman who hangs out with fags in hopes of seducing one.
ex: “What bitch? Puh-leaze! I’m no ‘fag hag.’ Your momma’s a ‘fag hag.’ I am a ‘fruit fly.’ I’m here because I like the sweetness, not because I can’t get laid.”
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noun: Hot Piece of Ass (H.P.A.)
ex: “Your little fauxhawk friend is quite an H.P.A.—hot piece of ass! Please say that he’s gay; if not, I could convert him with a single touch.”
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noun: Someone whose level of annoyance goes beyond mere douchebaggery.
ex: A douche nozzle literally refers to the spray tip connecting to the bottle of a feminine hygiene product. The nozzle goes into a woman’s cha-cha to spray out the “not so fresh” yeasty smell. But Octavio’s especially shitty antics tonight make the term applicable to him as well.
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noun: Someone who’s only willing to jerk off on the first date.
ex: “So did you fuck him?”
“Nah. It was a masturdate, so we jerked off and I went home.”
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noun: noun: A subtype of lesbian with the annoying tendency to look like extremely cute boys until you’re close enough to speak with them (pronounced: lez-boy-uhn).
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noun: A twink that’s over thirty.
ex: “Yeah, you’re thin and boyish, but much too old to be called a twink. You’re definitely more of a thrink. Now buy me another drink, thrink!”
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noun: What gay guys keep if they’ve never dabbled with women prior to coming out.
ex: “You’ve never slept with a woman? Then your vaginity’s still in tact!”
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noun: Floppy breasts belonging to a fat man (man + boobs = man boobs). Also known as “bitch tits.”
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noun.: A derogatory term used in anger to refer to your non-commital bisexual friend, who seemingly knows everything there is to know about gay culture.
ex: “Sleeping with a guy once every leap year doesn’t make you a full-fledged homosexual. At best you’re only half-a-gay!”
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noun: 1) Love between two straight men.
2) A competitive relationship between two butch men.
ex: “Jean and Barry have a total testosteromance! They’re always trying to one-up each other. I wish they’d just fuck and get it over with.”
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noun: 1) Someone who gives every appearance of being homosexual (with metrosexual attention to hygiene, style, and culture, effeminate speech, and/or mannerisms), but who is in fact straight. Sometimes used as a way to attract women.
2) A gay-for-pay porn star.
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noun: a mythical male creature who is successful (read: pursuing his passion and can pay his electric bills/rent), funny, chivalrous, masculine (read: not chauvinistic), adventurous, artistic (read: not suicidal).
ex: “Robert’s a total manicorn! Too bad he’s straight!”
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noun: 1. Allowing a young boy to play with dolls or have other stereotypically female habits.
2. What is provided to a young boy by an overly-protective and sensitive mother, causing a close mother-son bond, and leading him to become effeminate and eventually confirm he’s gay.
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noun: Male form of anorexia nervosa where a guy becomes obsessed with his body image. Manorexics will compulsively work out, diet, and/or use supplements to lose weight, build muscle, and look “perfect”. The end result can be unintentional twinkness, cartoonish musculature, or brain damage.
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