verb: To improve the aesthetic appearance of the male body by the removal of excess body hair via waxing, shaving, trimming & plucking. Also manscaping, manscaped.
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adj: A cock size and shape that is not only a perfect fit, but you can enjoy it on a daily basis without stretch pains or discomfort.
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noun: A gay, older male who is over 6 feet tall.
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noun: Panties worn by men but not necessarily made for men.
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noun: Term coined as an abbreviation of Sport and Pornography, with particular reference to seductive photos of athletes usually modeling underwear, and now, more often posing naked. Sporno has been popularized by the use of erotic photographic images in calendars such as Dieux du Stade.
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noun: When referring to a male you only find attractive from the neck down.
verb: A male who conceals his feet in a paper bag while giving oral sex in a public place, thus creating the illusion that only one person is present. Common in rest stops and fitting rooms (AKA Paperbagging).
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noun: 1. A person (usually a male) with a strong aesthetic sense and a love of gadgets. 2. A dandyish narcissist in love with not only himself but also his urban lifestyle and gadgets. 3. A “straight” man who is in touch with his feminine side but has a fondness for electronics such as cell phones, computers, software, the web, etc. 4. Person with sexual attraction to machinery. (Note the term “Technosexual” was trademarked by Calvin Klein in 2005!)
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noun: A hot, older, hairy guy, without teeth or who takes out his dentures before sucking your dick.
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noun: A tall skinny guy with a huge cock.
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noun: An informal offensive slang term (British) describing a mincing pocket sized (5ft 6in or under) camp younger male.
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noun: An opening in the front of boxer shorts worn by those without foreskins.
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noun: A straight male who adopts a fake persona and gives every appearance of being gay, whilst effecting certain mannerisms towards fashion, body language and taste, in order to become more interesting and, therefore, be able to attract women. Phrase much popularized by the TV series “Ugly Betty” – AKA Faux, FauxMo, Fomo and Fomosexual.
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noun: Not exactly a “trick”, but a person with whom you have slightly more conversation or activity with, before the clothes come off.
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noun: Eyeliner worn by men.
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noun: As in Gay Cunt!
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adj: An anemic looking individual who’s body has probably never seen the light of day, nor is likely ever to acquire a sun tan.
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