Our never ending quest to see Jake’s snake has led us to a very convincing photograph that, if real, would be like the Holy Grail of the celebrity skin world. It’s almost certainly, definitely, one-hundred percent fake, but dang if it isn’t the best fake we’ve seen— pic and just exactly what you’d hope to find once you stripped him naked. Come and live the dream with us after the jump!
Despite his having a big dick, everybody hates Chris Brown for beating Rihanna—he obviously doesn’t know how to treat a lady. That’s why we’re excited at the thought that he may have started doing dudes instead! You won’t believe the photographic proof of the battering baddie getting some butt action with another boy. We couldn’t believe it either, but we had to share it with you.