Did you have a Happy Thanksgiving? And if you’re reading this outside of the US, did you have a nice Thursday? I know I did, because after getting a generous helping of food, I helped myself to some cock and balls for dessert—nutritious and delicious! Let’s see what I gobbled up on this week’s PATAPORN WITH CHINPOKO!!! TimTales: CutlerX and David SF RATING: 4 OUT OF 5 – FULLY ERECT
Ever see a man make out with someone he knows has the power to kill him? That’s kinda how David SF makes out with CutlerX at the opening of TimTale’s latest scene. The kissing is quiet and almost desperate as in “Please don’t kill me with your massive dick.” He even gets on his knees and deep throats CutlerX’s monster with his facecunt. And as CutlerX cockslaps him, you get the sense that he’d happily let David choke to death on his fat hog.
But Cutler is a hot fucker. He’s muscular and really enjoys his bottom—taunting David’s hole with his dick and eating it—before going to work. As he lubes it up he says “Damn, I want that ass… fuck!” Then they kiss so long and hot that my laptop almost melted. David feeds Cutler’s dick right into his hungry hole and then begins making man-sounds like you’ve never heard. And though sexy David takes it like a trooper for the most part, his anguished expression and that fact that he keeps saying “OK, OK, OK… oh fuck, fuck, oh God… fuck!” shows just how hard, deep and wide he’s getting fucked.
I could write an entire epic poem about how mightily Cutler cockwhips David into submission, but save me the similes and just watch it for yourself (extra large dildo not included). AWESOME – CutlerX’s dick could rip a hole through the space-time continuum. And David is fucking sexy, even when he’s dying. NOT SO AWESOME – Poor screaming David gets mighty butt-hurt, which can be a turn on or turn off, depending on who you’re rooting for. He doesn’t even get a pillow!
In this week’s submission we have some pledges taking advantage of some of the perks of being a brother at the local frat. But once word got around that the pledges were in the game room having fun, their frat brother came in camera in hand to teach them a very valuable lesson: NO PLEDGES IN THE GAME ROOM. What these poor saps didn’t realize is that the game room is for brothers only. Pledges had no business in there unless it was to clean and organize the games. So what happened next was humiliating enough to watch; we cant begin to imagine how shitty it must have been to actually have to go through this punishment. Let’s just say these poor pledges had to strip down naked. In which the brothers had them do some very questionable activities such as the cock pile, naked leap frog, cock pong and, well, dick in the ass. These soon-to-be frat boys will never forget this day.
Holy shit this week Haze Him received a submission entitled “traitors beware”, this video shows what happens when you lie to a frat and pretend youre going to join them. We suppose these Frat boys took it to heart when a potential pledge decided to join their rival frat. They went in and took him out of his dorm and brought him back and made him pay for his dishonesty and he payed a heavy price not only did he have to pledge with them… they had him suck dick and get fucked in order to ensure his loyalty.
These frat boys had their pledge blind folded on his knees while two brothers one with a shirt that said fuck and the other with a shirt that said suck, they simultaneously jerked it and who ever came first the pledge would have to do what it said on their shirt. so this poor pledge was fucked either way. but this pledge trooped it out and took it like a man as the rest of the frat cheered and chanted. who would of thought college would be like this?
