PataPORN With Chinpoko
Did you have a Happy Thanksgiving? And if you’re reading this outside of the US, did you have a nice Thursday? I know I did, because after getting a generous helping of food, I helped myself to some cock and balls for dessert—nutritious and delicious! Let’s see what I gobbled up on this week’s PATAPORN WITH CHINPOKO!!!
TimTales: CutlerX and David SF
RATING: 4 OUT OF 5 – FULLY ERECT
Ever see a man make out with someone he knows has the power to kill him? That’s kinda how David SF makes out with CutlerX at the opening of TimTale’s latest scene. The kissing is quiet and almost desperate as in “Please don’t kill me with your massive dick.” He even gets on his knees and deep throats CutlerX’s monster with his facecunt. And as CutlerX cockslaps him, you get the sense that he’d happily let David choke to death on his fat hog.
But Cutler is a hot fucker. He’s muscular and really enjoys his bottom—taunting David’s hole with his dick and eating it—before going to work. As he lubes it up he says “Damn, I want that ass… fuck!” Then they kiss so long and hot that my laptop almost melted. David feeds Cutler’s dick right into his hungry hole and then begins making man-sounds like you’ve never heard. And though sexy David takes it like a trooper for the most part, his anguished expression and that fact that he keeps saying “OK, OK, OK… oh fuck, fuck, oh God… fuck!” shows just how hard, deep and wide he’s getting fucked.
I could write an entire epic poem about how mightily Cutler cockwhips David into submission, but save me the similes and just watch it for yourself (extra large dildo not included).
AWESOME – CutlerX’s dick could rip a hole through the space-time continuum. And David is fucking sexy, even when he’s dying.
NOT SO AWESOME – Poor screaming David gets mighty butt-hurt, which can be a turn on or turn off, depending on who you’re rooting for. He doesn’t even get a pillow!
I’m A Married Man: David Chase and Ethan Ayers
RATING: 3 OUT OF 5 – AROUSED
If you do not know David Chase, you’re missing out on the hottest bearcub this side of Jellystone Park. The stocky vers cub has turned himself out at Men Over 30, Club Amateur, and Randy Blue among others, but lately he’s been hibernating. Thank goodness he’s back sucking dick and turning tricks at Suite 703.
David Chase is not only well-built, decently hung, vers, and hairy with a nice butt, he’s also very butch and vocal which makes it extra nice when he starts dirty-talking contractor Ethan Ayers to get a discount on landscaping. Unfortunately the paper thin plot doesn’t help Ethan and David’s lack of chemistry. They definitely enjoy themselves but not always enjoy each other. They mostly keep their eyes closed, don’t touch each other much, and kiss like its inconvenient. But maybe that’s because Ethan only gives discounts for committing adultery.
GOOD – Anything David Chase stars in is instantly good. Puts lots of dirty talk, grunting, and awesome cum shots.
MEH – The dumb plot and stock sex positions seem inorganic. C’mon… we’re not straight after all.
FREAK OF THE WEEK
Haze Him: Party In The Game Room
Sorry, but last time I checked, watching two men blow each other in the ping pong room of your frat house makes you gay. I don’t care if you’re “hanging with your bros” or dressed like a future Republican douche-bag or not… gay, Gay, GAY!!!
By the way, this entry narrowly beat out grandma interrupting the stairwell fucking at Out in Public—it’s so awesomely good that it could been a Caption This!
CHINPOKO’S QUICK CUMSHOTS
Extra Big Dicks: Rod Daily & Parker Perry – Everyone loves Rod’s rod. And watching him suck on Parker’s prick and then give his hairy ass the dick made me cum double quick!
Hot Thai Model – See his sexy snake slither in see-through briefs. DO IT NOW!!! or I will consider you a heterosexual.
Blake Mason: Jack & JP – Couch Fuck – Next to David Chase, Blake Mason‘s Jack is this week’s next sexiest fucker. Tons of chemistry, a handsome face, a delicious cock, and a humpy butt. Discover your new favorite now. Oh, and did I mention he’s also vers and likes to kiss?
Jake Cruise: Arpad Miklos and Trent Locke – Two of the hottest hairiest porn stars kissing and fucking? Are you kidding me? ULTRA-HOT!!!
Power Men: Marlon Hunter – An amazing body and a big dark dick? Yes, please! In fact, I’ll take two!
I hope you’re stuffed like a turkey with all the great porn I brought you this week. And I hear the studios save all their best material for the holidays, so it’s gonna get even hotter this winter (unless you live below the equator in which case it’ll be an even hotter summer). Either way, here comes the good porn. But until next time, get out there and get turned on!
