PataPORN With Chinpoko
Hey kids! Halloween is coming up and the porn’s getting so good that it’s SCARY!!! Don’t believe me? Then walk into my chamber of cocks and get a load or two in your face in this week’s PATAPORN WITH CHINPOKO!!!
Hot House Backroom: Brandon Lewis, Kennedy Carter and Phenix Saint
RATING: 3 OUT OF 5 – AROUSED
I dunno what it is about Kennedy Carter… the fire crotch, the tattoos, or the neon pink head of his cock, but I love, Love, LOVE this man. No. Y’know what I think it is… his accent. He’s a Brit and he starts off the video rocking the sneakers and Addidas shorts while shooting darts with Brandon Lewis. Lucky for us Lewis doesn’t play fair and when it looks like Carter’s gonna win, Brandon lifts him off the ground and after a short while the men start rimming and sucking one another. Shortly after, Phenix Saint joins in the action.
While I love Kennedy Carter, Brandon Lewis is really the unsung hero of this scene—the boy can down a dick and even though he has the handsome face of a young father (DILF! DILF! DILF!), he’s got a handsome body and two hungry holes that can take cocks like a trooper. He’s a great vers and so much fun to watch! The only drawback in this scene was all the triple action near the end. I like the idea of railroad fucking, but it seems like only Bel Ami cameramen know how to capture the penetrations and faces of tri-fuckers to make a scene three times as hot. In this case, the dicks, asses, and rhythm get lost in the chain fuck.
Stunts are nice, but not when they detract from the scene. Still, nice slimy cumshots all around.
PROS – Bright orange pubes with purple shiny cocks. Plus tatts and slender tops!
CONS – Phenix Saint’s comes off as rigidly gay-for-pay in this scene. Don’t hurt yourself, Phenix.
Rear Stable: Aybars, Dominic Pacifico and Tony Aziz
RATING: 5 OUT OF 5 – AROUSED
Ever read a story and thought, “I’d like this more if the guys started fucking?” Well, Rear Stable sets just a lush fairytale setting complete with lush pillows, burning incense, and dark-skinned princes doing each other in princely robes. It all starts with curvy-dicked Tony giving Dominic a massage while Aybars looks looks on, his open robe revealing his lean, hairy torso and erect cock.
Dominic cannot resist sucking Tony’s delicious cock and neither can Aybars as he soon places his mouth between two men and starts sucking them both at the same time. Usually double-sucks scenes are like going to the stripclub: it sounds like a good idea, but it always ends badly. BUT NOT THIS TIME! Aybars makes it look hot and easy. Both hard cocks deep slide in and out of his mouth with ease and he swallows them without any gagging or drooling.
But the best is yet to cum all over Dominic Pacifico because he then takes it spit roast style with Aybars in the front and Tony plowing his ass. It’s super fucking hot because both his holes get used mercilessly. The groaning mounts and just before you think it can’t get any hotter, our little fuckslut Dominic gets up and starts fucking Tony? What? Switch hit!! BAM! I was covered in cum in no time!
YES: Three hot, scruffy studs with big dicks and hungry mouths. Lots of grunting, great oral and anal sex, and a setting that actually heightens the sensuality of it all. So hot.
NO: Why didn’t anyone fuck Aybars? I need to see that guy bottom NOW.
HairyBoyz: Christian Wilde, Derrek Diamond, and Conner Habib
RATING: 4 OUT OF 5 – FULLY ERECT
Webster’s defines chemistry as, “When the three guys fucking on screen seem to actually enjoy it.” The ways these three fuck and suck one another, I can tell you they didn’t JUST do it for the money. Especially since Connor makes one vocal cocksucker, saying “God, that’s so hot” and “I love it” the instant he slides his mouth off of Christian and Derrek’s dicks and lemme tell you those cocks ain’t small. They’re both long and girthy and Connor downs them like a pro… from both ends.
Before they get to fucking, both Derrek and Connor slob on Christian’s knob and neither can seem to get enough of his cock in their mouth… it’s pretty steamy watching them lust over the same piece of meat.
Looks like spit roasting was a popular menu item this week as these guys are the third trio to enjoy it, but what’s great is that the cameras really let us see Connor take in the full length of both men’s dicks. He gets a good hard fuck and we get to enjoy every throbbing inch. Inexplicably Connor disappears during the video’s second half and we’re left with Christian fucking Derrek in three different position. Derrek takes it like a champ, an expression on his face somewhere between pain and ecstasy. And when they finally cum, you’ll feel spent too!
SO GOOD: Hung vocal guys horny for each other’s cocks. The chemistry sizzles!
SO BAD: Although the fucking’s hot after Connor leaves, things still simmer down a bit.
FREAK OF THE WEEK
TimTales: CutlerX Fucks Attila
Forget seeing a horror movie this Halloween—the veins freakishly popping out of Attila’s red forehead and muscular body should provide all the scares you need. Either he’s about to choke to death on CutlerX’s huge dick or he’s about to HULK OUT and rampage all across Berlin. I haven’t been this scared since the rosebuds on QCX—believe me, looking into a man’s prolapsed anus is like looking into The Bucket of Truth. Watch your ass when you go trick-or-treating this year or Attila the red, veiny dick goblin will storm out of the gutter and EAT YOUR COCK!!!
CHINPOKO’S QUICK CUMSHOTS
Cazzo Club: Nils Jacobsen + Felix Castorp – Two lean, scruffy white guys with beards, body hair, bush, and big cocks? Watching one make the other his bitch got me hard and leaking… so sexy!!!
Latin Boyz: Johnny – Am I wrong for wanting to fuck the living daylights out of this papi? He’s got a round, furry ass; a thick uncut cock; and the body of a boxer… and did I mention his milky cumshot? I’m in lust!
First Auditions: Ian – I dunno what gives, but First Auditions has recently been getting very attractive guys on their site. This little hottie has a nice body, a hairy hole, and an uncut load waiting just for you.
Authentic Footballers: Maxi – Likewise, I usually wanna see the faces of the guy’s I whack off to, but Maxi has a lean soccer player’s build, such a nice phat uncut cock, and low hangers that I’d love to suck on. Don’t even get me started on his virginal asshole—I’d love to fuck at Maxi’s pad.
Well it’s been a busy week full of masturbating, but I have a feeling this week’s gonna make me even harder. What were your favorite picks this last week? Lemme know and then get out there and get turned on!
