PataPORN With Chinpoko
Hey you pricks! You didn’t think Chinpoko would just leave you holding your dicks did you? No siree. With so much hot porn this week—a breath-taking biracial fuck, muscle studs tag-teaming a twink, and grandpa feeling up a baby (NO REALLY)—an extra cock cums in handy. Now you can cut through the pubes and find the hard stuff that’ll make you spooooge! Don’t believe me? Justr read on and you’ll blow a load or two all over PATAPORN WITH CHINPOKO!!!
TimTales: CutlerX and Arthur Rimbal
RATING: 5 OUT OF 5 – CUMWORTHY
You ever see a termite mound? Cutler X’s cock is just like one, it’s bigger and thicker than just about any cock you’ve ever seen. And Arthur Rimbal wastes no time (approximately 10 seconds) going from jerking and sucking to taking every thick uncut dark inch into his delicious hole as Cutler pumps it deep and fast.
One of the hottest scenes comes when Cutler drills Rimbal’s ass so hard from behind. You can Cutler’s sweet black buthole, his huge cock, and Rimbal’s gaping hole as it awaits the next plunge. So fucking intense!
And after that Cutler starts making the sex hurt—he goes in deep, throbbing and grinding his dick upwards as he impales Rimbal upon it. Rimbal’s merely his fucktoy — repositioning and slamming him just as Culter likes. Cutler nearly fucks him off the bed and at one point Rimbal cries out so much that they stop filming and resume later.
The sex is hot like Machofucker and at several points you almost feel sorry for Rimbal as he grimaces and groans in pain… sorry for him, that is, until you blow your load.
PROS: HUUUUUGE FUCKIN’ DICK, Instant penetration, kissing, thighs slapping, painful moaning, amazingmultiple positions, dirty talk.
CONS: Did you see Cutler’s dick? There are no cons. Well, unless you’re the poor bottom leaving buttstains on the bed. Poor fucker doesn’t even get his own cumshot.
Corbin Fisher: Tagging Josh
RATING: 4 OUT OF 5 – FULLY-ERECT
Do any porn performers like the pre-porn interview? Josh talks about his scraggly beard while the two other guys glare at the camera as if to say “Cut the shit.” Luckily, the forced laughter and embarassed answers only lasts an awkward 2 minutes or so before they start mugging down. Time until actual cock: 4 minutes, 42 seconds when Connor and Cain take turns sucking Josh’s fat meat.
Can I just take a second to say that I love Connor, he’s strong, kinda dumb looking and has a big cock that he obviously loves having worshipped. He also gets rimmed in this video and it’s fucking hot watching him get his ass eaten telling Josh to “stick his tongue in” with his dick hard while sucking Cain’s uncut cock. The best scene in the video—what a insatiable stud.
The three boys then form a rim train before Conoor mounts Josh and pounds him merciless. But the real unsung hero in all of this is Cain. No he’s not nearly as active as Josh or Connor, but I did cum hard just watching his amazing ass and perky tits jiggle as he plows Josh. He also takes Connors’s cock ass to mouth just to eat his cum—marry me now, Cain!
HELLS YES: Big dicks. Chiseled bodies. Nipple loving. Cum eating.
HELLS NO: The boys are ultra-trimmed and mostly smooth as Smurfs (or Smurves). The repeated jumpcuts sometimes distract or cut out hot action. The two tops high five at the end of the video (like, “Yeah, we totally came on him, brah.”)
FREAK OF THE WEEK:
Gay Creeps: Leo Paige
Maybe it’s just the angle of the camera or the fact that the victim in the latest Gay Creeps Update is wearing underwear that looks like it was designed for a butch 10-year-old girl, butr this shot above made me feel like maybe Gay Creeps is marking for a wide range of porn cum-sumers including child molesters, rape fetishist, and creepy grandpas.
CHINPOKO’S QUICK CUMSHOTS
As usual, too much hot porn on QC to possibly review everything. So I brought you the most beautiful big-dicked boys I could find. They’re all solo scenes, but turn on one and you’ll feel like it’s just you and your well-hung webcam buddy. Cum for him! He’ll like it and he’ll cum for you too. Isn’t technology great?!!
Bel Ami: Robin Michaux – Just check out the image of him standing up with his cock at full mast and tell me you haven’t fallen head over heels in lust.
Alternadudes: Kurt – I am loving this new site! Hot rugged street guys with curved throbbing dicks. I get hard just looking at ’em! Plus uncut muscular and inked stud Kurt sucks himself and unloads on his own face… PATA, PATA!!!
Next Door Male: Hayden – This tough twink hasn’t got much of an ass, but his dick is FUCKIN’ BIG (even when it’s flaccid). When it’s hard… watch out! When’s he gonna fuck a guy? Soon, I hope. Don’t make Chinpoko wait!!!
Phew!!! I blew several loads just trying to get through all the hot porn this week. Did you? What?!! Why, that’s not nearly enough! I command you to check out whatever you missed above and blow another load RIGHT NOW! What a way to start out the week, eh? Now go get out there and get turned on!
