There are 40 posts for Queerisms, the oldest from May 5, 2007.
phrase: The phenomenon that occurs after anal intercourse, when sperm has mixed with dark colored anal mucus, the result of which is having had a coffee enema prior to sex.
Example: “I’m gonna hop in the shower, we don’t want any “cafe con leche” with dinner now do we?”
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noun: A twink who dates men old enough to be their Grandfather.
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adj: Derived from the slang term fruitcake, used to describe men who insist they are straight, yet they are obviously fruitier than David Gest’s pool party.
Example: Zac Efron is so cake; he has more foundation than the Washington Memorial.
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noun: A really gay hissy fit (origin: “hysterical fit”), the term used to describe a sudden outburst of emotional anger over something trivial.
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noun: A stimulating version of fellatio of the erect male penis administered using ice cubes in the mouth which create tingling and numbing sensations to the recipient. AKA Snowblow and Cocksicle.
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phrase: For a heterosexual to enter an LGBT (lesbian, gay, bisexual, trans) event such as a Pride parade or festival. Coined by Natasha Bedingfield in an interview about Milwaukee’s Pridefest in Summer of 2008, referring to gate crashing, but the interviewer heard “gate” as “gay,” which was equally appropriate.
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noun: 1. A tomb like appearance when a large roll of stomach fat hangs over the male genital area creating a cave where the flaccid penis is deeply buried. 2. An enormous gaping anal cavity.
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adjective: Describes “Her Royal Highness” the Queen of Pop’s (i.e. Madonna). AKA Her Vagest.
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noun: Prejudice, discrimination or antagonism directed against someone who is homosexual.
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noun: When something is so tragic it’s comedic. Example: That drunk over there is just a traumedy!
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phrase: “I can’t see you anymore ’cause your dick is too big”.
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verb: 1. Someone that has been raised/brought up in a gay household or environment. 2. Anything that has been designed, created or produced by queers.
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noun: 1. An aging (usually financially secure) gay man who’s been on the receiving end of too many sun-bed treatments. 2. An unusually tight, tough and chewy scrotum sack.
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acronym: Acronyms identifying transgendered people, S.L.A.B equals Male to Female (i.e. Started Life As a Boy) and S.L.A.G equals Female to Male (i.e. Started Life As a Girl).
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noun: A recognizable pattern of jism on a person’s stomach, chest, face or clothes.
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noun: 1. A gay male that enjoys anal sex so much that he keeps on coming back for more and more (from “Bummer” old English slang for a male who engages in anal intercourse, and “Boomerang” an Australian Aboriginal wooden hunting instrument the returns to you once thrown.) 2. Brand name for wooden clothes hanger available from IKEA.
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