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August 18, 2005
Jude Law Nude

This just in! Jude Law was caught with his pants down and dick getting some sun. There's some debate about the authenticity of the picture. Is it really JL? Apparently this was taken at his mum's villa in France.
Now there's finally real proof the man can't keep his dick in his pants.
Update:
Two more pictures have been found! (Thanks Xlakai for the tip!)
Posted by queerclick at August 18, 2005 04:14 PM
Posted to: Famous Faces
Comments
I would just like to say that all the hype about how small his business looks is just bullshit. HE'S SOFT! You can't tell ANYTHING about the full potential of a penis by how it looks soft. What a bunch of idiots.
Posted by: heterophobic at August 18, 2005 05:16 AM
I love him and will always love him...people are mumbling all over the web about how small he is! i've seen twinky boys with smaller and nobody's complaining...The Nanny got to see Mr. Law at attention...there has to be a reason she snogged him...lucky bitch!
Posted by: scott at August 18, 2005 07:30 AM
According to Jude's publicist it is him and there are supposed to be at least 3 pics in this set but this is the only one I have seen (Defamer.com has a second one but it is censored.)
Posted by: Steelej at August 18, 2005 08:58 AM
that would grow to a normal 6-7 inches
Posted by: mike at August 18, 2005 12:22 PM
He doesn't look that small to me.
Posted by: Jacques at August 18, 2005 01:13 PM
jude I could be your nanny all the time
Posted by: joe at August 18, 2005 02:29 PM
another 2 small pics...
http://www.jossip.com/gossip/jude-law/jossip-juxtaposition-jude-laws-teeny-weenie-20050817.php
Posted by: cy at August 18, 2005 04:15 PM
So I just hope he's a GROW-ER...cuz he's obviously not a SHOW-ER!!! :-)
Oh well, I'm just happy to see 'em.
Posted by: Brett at August 18, 2005 07:33 PM
It is so refreshing to see a beautiful man. Jude is gorgeous from head to toe and of normal size; after all, there is more to the human male than his dick! P.S. How many male porn stars are so talentless and ugly that they require a bag over thier head so that you can fully appreciate thier cock? I'd suck Jude's attractive normal dick all day long if I had the opportunity.
Posted by: steve at August 18, 2005 07:56 PM
Also let's keep in mind that Jude is bending over forward people...we all know what ours would look like if we were bending over forward and soft...besides...according to this...Jude is well-endowed :-)
I found new evidence that his Nanny-Pokin' Stick may well be not so average afterall...go here for a pic:
http://socialitelife.com/mt/archives/jude_laws_packing_some_heat.php
Posted by: Brett at August 18, 2005 09:29 PM
JUDE! looks good to me! not sure, but his he uncut? It's BEAUTIFUL! stop the madness MARY!
Posted by: Pixx at August 19, 2005 12:11 AM
I think that his bush is out of control which makes it also appear smaller..If someone would take a hedge clipper to his bush Im sure it would appear bigger
Posted by: tony at August 19, 2005 01:24 AM
his wild bush is just plain nasty and screams for scissors and his little friend, even when erect would still be eh....
Posted by: julie at August 19, 2005 07:04 AM
All I can do is "exhale" ... whew!!! Jude is just h-o-t. I, like many people out there, have no problem with Jude's member nor do we have a problem with his looks. This man is truly blessed and has nothing to be ashamed of. There has to be a reason why so many people (women and men) want him so much that someone would invade his privacy to snap a picture of him naked. He has a lot of sex appeal, and he is a talented actor. As for his fabulous bush, now THAT is sexy. No hedging needed. ;-) Now THAT is a real man! The Colt (tm) men are bushy like that too ... and believe me, they are real 100% men.
Posted by: JayCee at August 19, 2005 07:13 AM
He is sssooooo NOT circumsized; who knew!!!
Posted by: Kristy at August 19, 2005 09:34 AM
he looks fine--they're overhyping the alleged "lack" of size because he cheated on his fiancee.
Posted by: Celo at August 20, 2005 07:06 AM
Of course he's not circumcised, only AMERICANS get circumcised!
Poor guy though, having his dick posted all over the internet. I'd say that's a pretty average dick on a pretty damn hot man.
Posted by: dood at August 20, 2005 10:26 AM
hes not that small....*looks at own penis* *gulp* is he ???
Posted by: anonymous at August 20, 2005 12:06 PM
it will grow the average erect size- lord knows limp doesn't give the best impression!
watch Alfie- after seeing that- nothing will matter.
Posted by: Vicky at August 20, 2005 01:01 PM
UGH UGH UGH!! I USED to think he was hot until I saw that uncut cock, ECK!! It looks like a turtle trying to shrink in his head, scary enough on a reptile but who wants to see that on a cock? My fetish with Jude is so over!
Posted by: SCARLETT at August 20, 2005 06:36 PM
He's proportional to his body, he looks great! What's all the hype about? He's got medium sized goods like 70% of the male population. He's looking bigger than Brad Pitt did in similiar paparazzi style photos!
Posted by: Damian at August 21, 2005 08:11 AM
Who knew Jude Law was uncut? He's British...never shagged one that was cut to use the appropriate slang.
Also most of this tiny dick whoo hah is hating. He's bent over, soft, and exposed to the outdoors, and there's no fluffer on payroll. Give it a rest. The man could have no dick and I still think he'd be beautiful. Tommy Lee on the other hand could start handing out portions of dick to ladies who desire sex reassignment and still have some to spare and I can't stand his skanky ass.
Posted by: Maggie at August 21, 2005 05:47 PM
He still looks good to me!
Plus, he's not hard!
Any woman knows men get bigger when they're excited!!!
Posted by: Amy at August 21, 2005 11:22 PM
It's fantastic that he has a natural penis as god intended. America is the only civilized country lefdt on earth where most boys are chopped. But it's 60% and declining steadily.
Posted by: Charles Simmons at August 22, 2005 03:24 AM
Hey guys, remember that the size does not matter, neither does the cut or uncut!!! Actually I saw mine and I think most of men have the same thing, huh? Anyway Jude, you are very cute!
Posted by: Eduardo Nichols at August 22, 2005 06:18 AM
Isn't uncircumsized sexy !!! More the skin, more the fun. I am too. That's a nice sized one, since its soft, it should grwo 6-7 inches when ready to fire. whoaaaaa wow !!!
Posted by: Ramesh at August 22, 2005 09:42 AM
I always loved him no matter what,forget what people said or think he's the perfert man and i would love to meet him in near future hes amazing and i adored him
Luv Gloria
Posted by: Gloria at August 22, 2005 11:19 AM
He looks HOT!he has a very sexy dick....it looks pretty big soft...common not everyone has a dick like tommy lee...hahaha....but hes sexy in these pics
Posted by: N at August 22, 2005 03:06 PM
The thing is, yes I expected more. But am I disapointed? No. And all of you going on about the hair? What's wrong with you? I thought people were gay because they were attracted to men. What's this thing about having to be clippered to buggery? No, even though it would look a little bigger with out the hair, why would you want your ideal man looking like a little boy? He's still devilishly handsome. I'm just happy someone finally got us a clear view. I've had enough of quick flashes hidden by shadows in his movies. Someone has done us all a great service. On everyones behalf, thank you.
Posted by: Mike at August 22, 2005 03:10 PM
I don't see what all the fuss is over this guy!?
Oh well!
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www.nakedinvermont.com
Posted by: Johnny at August 22, 2005 08:32 PM
i'm not so sure that is really him... where are the upright face pics to prove it's him?
Posted by: jmz at August 23, 2005 04:50 AM
Let to turtle come out
Posted by: JUDD at August 23, 2005 07:22 AM
Ya'll must be white who ever said he's not that small...oh hell yeah he is... shit he like 3'inches...And how in the hell did he have kids... his lil ass dick can't even get past the pussy lips... even if he did cut that nasty ass jungle he has down below that lil ass dick of his will always be SMALLLLLL.....HAHAH
Posted by: Gp at August 23, 2005 12:37 PM
Almost all comments here are positive. But even they are misguided! What do we see in that picture is what we want to see, and this tells alot about the person looking at the picture! Jude is all natural, not just his genitails, and that says something! Yes, I said it, the penis, everybody else cannot even call this body part by it's name, that says alot too! And what about size?! If the size is enough to have normal sex life and conceive a baby, then it's normal. If a man is comfortable with what he has, he is more normal than those who aren't. It's like when a woman marries a rich guy, he may question her motives, does she want him or the money? If a woman and a man realy love each other, they won't be concerned with the size. Together they will overcome any obsticals! And why are you concerned abut cut/uncut. It's a decision everybody make for himself. Why change you body?! As I stated above he is NATURAL!
Posted by: Pavel at August 23, 2005 03:52 PM
Good God people. Get over it.
The man does not have an erection!!!!!!!!!! A soft penis does not give you any indication of what an erect penis is like.
I know. I've been married a number of years to a man who is about 3-4 inches soft, and about 7-8 when erect.
Those of you who think this picture indicates that yes, Jude has a small package.....you obviously aren't getting any, or you'd know "dick's grow".
Posted by: bebe at August 23, 2005 09:01 PM
After seeing the picture of jude law naked in paris I don't understand what the stupid comments about his penis are. He is soft, and even a nine inch hard dick when soft looks smaller. In my opinion, his dick looks just fine, and the sight of seeing him naked really turns me on. I know all the negative comments about his penis is because everyone is jealous.
Posted by: dan at August 24, 2005 12:22 AM
I have read all the comments about Jude Law and hid penis. Oh my god country what are you thinking. Please devote more of your time to helping children of the world and do not focus on the perfect surgery's of our modern science. YES we have celeberties, but they are people to and have families. Jude and his is normal and please leave them alone.
Posted by: Richard Lynch at August 24, 2005 11:18 AM
I looked at the pictures very closely. When soft, Jude's penis is actually bigger than what mine is. Funny thing is, I know my penis are 21.5 cm (8.5 inches) when I have an erection. The man is obvious a grower like myself and not a shower. As to his bush: Hello!!! How behind are you people. Hair is back. Only people who are two seasons behind still think men must wax, tweeze and shave every conceivable hair of their body. Men have become men again... And as to his foreskin... Only men with a foreskin will be able to tell you how pleasarable sex is for a man with a foreskin. We actually still have increddable feeling in our penis head. It is'nt this dried out thing with no feeling in it. And we can masterbate without having to first franticly look for some form of lotion to minimise the friction. So, in conclusion... Jude has the potential of having a large penis, he is very fasionable by not shaving his pubes and most probably have increddable sex because his penis is still nice and juicy and not this dry, exposed thing.
Posted by: JasonV at August 24, 2005 02:46 PM
MINE is bigger........ YOUR stupid girls. thats really small........
Posted by: Boy Raku at August 24, 2005 08:59 PM
Grower or not. Shower or not. Beautiful or not. Shrinkage or not. Cheating or not. He's tiny in that shot. TINY. Although it wasn't really the dick it was the accent, wasn't it?
Posted by: Trin at August 25, 2005 04:28 AM
WHAT A DICK! Uncut !
Natural man's dick,just like it should be.
Size ain't matter just look at that healthy beautiful uncut piece.
Posted by: JSV at August 25, 2005 08:07 AM
it seems to divide down to two camps, just like it's always been.
1) the "bigger is better" crowd. these are the ones who need a baseball bat to feel horny or to feel satisfied. aka the "grass is greener" on the other side crowd.
2) the "he's beautiful crowd" - dare i say the less superficial of the bunch. they see jude for what he is and realize that sexuality isn't an automotive parts shop. anyone can have a giant cock, and many do who exude not the least bit of real sexuality.
i know not what to think or what to say to the people that fall into #1. Different strokes for different folks, granted. but on some level me thinks maybe one day when physical prowess ceases to be the focus for you( and as you get older let's face it bodies will cease to matter as much ) - you are really just f'ing yourselves going forward. have whatever opinions and whatever fun you can, but realize you're barking up a tree that will one day be a twig. hold on to those hemmorhoids for me, will ya?
Posted by: hey joe at August 25, 2005 12:03 PM
Well, It's JUDE F****** LAW, Anyway, the fact that it's uncut means that when it grows to full potential it's probably pretty sizeable...My b/f is uncut and it's the BEST in the world...LESS FRICTION!!!
Posted by: scott at August 26, 2005 12:33 AM
YUM ME COME 2 ME JUDE I WANNA MAKE LOVE TO YA AND GIVE YOU A BOWJOB XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
Posted by: Samantha Jones at August 26, 2005 02:44 AM
I think It's better than fine, and so is he!!! We all settle for alot less in our real lives! Plus he is fine, rich, and talented. How many men like that have you been with? If his only flaw is a less than huge dick who gives a shit!! If any of you had the chance to be with him you would. And if his dick size would prevent you from doing so. you have no place being in any relationship. It's a sign of much deeper problems.. I'll still adore you Jude!!!!
Posted by: Rey mendoza at August 26, 2005 03:28 AM
really jude law?
i don't know~
Posted by: yoohan at August 26, 2005 11:14 AM
WOOOH! Really small... Jude should be crying right now i know that.. It's reaalyy small... If i were him I would be crying loud and loud.. I would cut my dick if i were him... HEHEHHE!! really small!!!! JUDE law you should be gay... your really a small guy... hahhahah!! What a small DICK!! my middle finger is bigger!
Posted by: flowergirl at August 26, 2005 07:16 PM
That is Jude Law! Promise! I'm his cousin, I saw his uncut dick when we were just 15. Yes it's really small! But do not criticize him that way! Its in the Guts!
Posted by: Jeremy at August 26, 2005 07:27 PM
You're his cousin? Yeah right.
Posted by: Vanessa at August 27, 2005 06:53 AM
are we jealous lads
Posted by: amron at August 27, 2005 05:22 PM
I think jude's penis is very small and white with circunsition. but wherever i wan fuck and such her dick
Posted by: nino hilton at August 30, 2005 01:18 AM
i think it looks fine to me....i wouldnt mind fukin him even if he had a small dick...its the fact that its jude law!! what girl could refuse?
Posted by: steph at August 31, 2005 07:08 AM
Hmm ... Not really much to really look ... I'm not into skinny little fem guys.
Posted by: dale at September 2, 2005 03:24 PM
Jude is not small.
Average length is 6" erect. He's at least 3-4 inches long.
He's at least 6" erect, therefore he is at least average.
People who are saying he is "tiny" or "small" have seen too many porn movies or are trying to compensate for their own shortcomings down there.
Average is why they call it "average".
Posted by: Dan at September 4, 2005 06:14 AM
dat is geen kleintje wacht maar tot hij stijf staat
Posted by: Bianca at September 6, 2005 11:40 PM
Size doesn't matter, it's what you DO with your penis. So what if you have a 10-inch dick, if you never get laid?
Posted by: Me at September 7, 2005 12:20 AM
Hy all!
I think is a normal dick. And what the most important is: No matter how big someone has if his an iritating idiot. But Jude is not that.
And anyway this whole thing is not our business.
Posted by: Agi at September 9, 2005 06:26 AM
ADA LIKES LAW PENIS!
Posted by: Toiletnojutsu at September 14, 2005 04:55 AM
oh,i can't see his face ,but his penis looks so soft and sexy..
Posted by: woodelf at September 14, 2005 01:24 PM
You are all IDDEEITS.
Spelling. Catch it.
Posted by: vedy at September 22, 2005 10:07 AM
First of all give him a break he's probably already embarrassed for having a soft penis aired all over the internet
Second of all who cares if it's small i could work with it it's fucking jude law and Sieanna Miller didn't go back to him for nothing
Third of all could you guys be anymore JEALOUS
Posted by: DeannaandDianna at September 25, 2005 03:25 PM
people... come on he is bending over, he is next to a cold pool, he has bush up to the ying-yang and hes hot (to me lol)so we all know if it was middle of july and he has standing ut in the sahara and shaved he would be bigger than tommy lee..... so there
Posted by: Patty at November 8, 2005 10:19 PM
jude you look amazing, i could be you nanny boy any day!Show me where i can find more of them someone please!!!!
Posted by: charlie c at November 13, 2005 08:47 AM
Three phrases should be among the most common in our daily usage. They are: Thank you, I am grateful and I appreciate.
Posted by: penis at November 23, 2005 09:45 PM
Don't know what is all this fuss about. Jude's member looks alrite to me. And he certainly knows how to use it, ask the nanny
Posted by: Joseph at November 28, 2005 06:44 AM
This is definitely Jude. I recognize his hip bones from "Wilde". His body is completely in proportion, and his penis is no exception. What a delicious little man he is!
Posted by: Bosiekittens at December 1, 2005 05:27 AM
Hey its me Taylor Bentley Judes secret German lover..I like it the way it is that way it wont hurt..
Posted by: Taylor at December 19, 2005 05:23 PM
Oh, comon he isnt that small! lol i mean size does matter at a point but the guy needs to know what hes doin...and im sure mr. law has every idea how to use his penis ...i would be darn happy to take it!
Posted by: BlondieGurl at December 30, 2005 01:55 PM
R U crazy! it's b-e-a-utiful!! if i were Sienna i would soooooooo take him back!!!
Posted by: Esther at January 7, 2006 03:30 PM
SO SMALL PENIS
MINE IS MUCH BIGGER THAN HIS
Posted by: WAYNE at January 9, 2006 03:13 PM
well all i can say he's the sexiest man on earth for me and thats official! i love everything in him and i would love to serve him even for free...Mwah!!!
Posted by: Marco at January 11, 2006 12:44 AM
Only girls from countries that have both cut and uncut cocks can comment on which they prefer. If asked I would dare to say 80% would vote 4 the cut version. By the way, america isn't the only western country with cut cocks, 70% of australian males are cut too.
Posted by: jeff at January 11, 2006 07:38 AM
What a load of rubbish....there i was expecting this tiny acorn thing....it's not even that small...... with a bit of expert work from my mouth, i'm sure it would grow into a monster!! His sooooo hot....phew!
Posted by: J.T at January 13, 2006 07:12 AM
Thats about the same size as my dick, i think almost 4 inches soft and I am 6 inches hard, which is average. I think something like 68% of guys are 5" to 7" when erect, he falls into that catergory.
Posted by: anon at January 14, 2006 05:00 AM
Look Guys n Girls,
God intended dicks with skins, no arguments,agreed.
Only Religious bodies think otherwise, Y ?, so that u pay them for the circumcision and every other religious ceremony.
Given that most (if not all) pilgrims 2 USA were uncut and also indiginous american indians, where and when did the cruelest cut to mankind begin 2 take place?
Was it the Semetic or Jewish influence over North America. Reflect n consider, has it changed?
Posted by: david at February 4, 2006 03:02 AM
it's very very big.....................even he's uncut..
Posted by: jay at February 16, 2006 10:07 AM
I am attracted to nice Looking dicks, and Jude's is just that.
Posted by: Pedro, at March 8, 2006 06:18 AM
HEY THIS PIC IS HOT!! I LOVE HIM BUT U CANT C MUCH; I WANNA C HIM IN A GAY PORN MOVIE OR SOMETHING THAT WOULD BE HOT!!!
Posted by: RYAN at March 28, 2006 05:57 PM
You betta put 'em on Jude befo' 'dey see you.
Posted by: AKC at March 29, 2006 05:33 AM
Em....I think Jude Law is only sexy and handsome by looking through his face but not body.He is not like Jeremy East.>>>Oh,my goodness...his dick is tooooooooo sexy.
Posted by: schroeder at April 10, 2006 04:05 PM
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