October 2005

We've got a Split Identity scoop! Stay tuned.

Much as we believe the spirit of journalism is to uncover and report the truth, our conscience has gotten hold the better of us and we've decided to leave the noble job of joining the dots together to somebody else lest we be responsible for another's career or worst still, life. A reader has kindly written in to advise us against digging further and we heed it.
In order to protect the innocent, we'll be switching off the comments function. This will be all. It's for you to figure it out and tell no one else.

You may remember Brock from other photosets we've posted here and here (as Antonio). We're glad to come across a new photoset - as he's still a shining example of a thick muscular stud with a solid 8-inch cock. You've also gotta love the view from behind as he fucks his girlfriend. Feast your eyes on his this new photoset of his incredible flesh over at the new Jake Cruise site, Straight Guys for Gay Eyes...

Corporal Jack is a cute 20-year-old Marine from Mississippi. This well-mannered southern boy has youthful charm, a ready smile and an irresistable masculinity. Jack strips, strokes, shows-off his ass and shoots in one of AAH's most memorable Marine masturbation scenes ever, not to mention a very sexy trip to the showers. Check out the video and images at All-AmericanHeroes.net

We've seen Casey's intense orgasms both in July and September. This week, it's the bloke's turn at CAUSA Live!

When you start with a horny ex-soldier with the sex drive of a whole platoon and add in an even hornier 19 year old with an 8.5” cock and an ass that wet dreams are made of, you have magic in the making; but when the guys we are talking about are named Vinnie and Mauricio, it isn’t so much magic but the kind of passion that erupts when that once in a lifetime chemistry is played out right before our eyes.
And the way these guys look back at the camera, it's as if they're inviting us in on the fun. Seriously! The heat transfers well in this incredible photoset and movie clips. Check 'em out at circlejerkboys.com!
More Pictures "Vinnie & Mauricio at CircleJerkBoys.com"

Carl is one of those guys that has an amazing defined body and a huge piece of fratmeat! Ahhh, perhaps we need to sign up for some classes again. I wouldn't mind finding our bud Carl outside the study hall sometime. He's down right fratboylicious. Check out the full set of photos and amazing set of movies at Fratmen.tv...

Michael is cool, calm, collected. Apart from that, you will also notice his eyes, his chest, and his ass. His skin is like butter - so soft and smooth - and that almost cherub-like face is framed with luscious blond curls. The 24-year-old loves the outdoors and working out.
More Pictures "Michael Cinioni at RandyBlue.com"

Whenever Corbin Fisher first films a guy who has a stunning body, he almost immediately pictures them bottoming. An image of them having another one of his guys give it to them in the ass is one of the first things that pops in to CF's head when they sign up a new model that has a great build.
So as you can imagine, it wasn't long after CF first met Kyle that the wheels started turning in his head and he found himself picturing just what it'd look like seeing those rippling muscles flex and contract and move while he was getting drilled from behind. This young man's physique is certainly one of the most impressive ones on the site, and CF confessed though it might seem a bit selfish, to see Kyle taking it up the butt right was something he'd set to work on having happen.
It's only fair that, after getting to top Mason, Kyle returns the favor by giving his hole up to a CF veteran and favorite - Dirk. Being the ever-horny straight boy, Dirk's always more than happy to plug a hole when it's offered up to him (especially as he knows his own butt is safe when he's tasked to top!) and so everything was lined up just right for a hot shoot when CF paired up these two studs and let them have at it!

Seeing too many hard dicks can get too much sometimes (we should know - we stare at them all day working on this site). When that happens, head over to the QueerClick Gallery for a plethora of clothed hot dudes, and then let your imagination run amok.
Have you QueerClicked today?

There's something dark and raunchy about Dario. Oh yeah, maybe it's that huge, gorgeous piece between his legs. Whatever the reason, check out this 25-year old's full photoset and video over at Berlin-Male.com...

Blonde James Oak is turning out to be quite a hot, watchable stud at MikeHancock.com. He's lean and has a great ass! One way he keeps in shape by surfing with his buddy Ryan. Another way they keep in shape is tag-teaming Ryan's girlfriend. But what happens when she's not around? That's right! These two horny buddies have no problem getting their rocks off together. Dang! We've never been so happy that Ryan's girlfriend wasn't around!!! Check out what went down over at MikeHancock.com...

PerfectGuy Cameron sees himself as a kind of Don Juan, who always gets his girl and GUY. He's a devilishly handsome frat boy with all the right parts – on his lean swimmers build. And according to the photoset and movie, Cameron is about to embark on a crazed series of sexy conquests. We can't wait to see what that means (we have a few PerfectGuyz in mind we'd like to see him hook up with)! Check out one of our new favorite Websites PerfectGuyz.com for more...

Hey! In case no one told you, it's the weekend. Time to celebrate! And ahhh, there's nothing better than some hot and hunky stripper boy in a bar to 1) keep the straight couples out and 2) add a horny atmosphere to your weekend celebrations. So in honor, we'd like to slip a dollar one of those the hot strippers' g-strings out there. Best of all, we're not the only ones celebrating the fun. Check out an amazing, huge collection of hot boys who take it off in public over at the fabulous MaleStrippersUnlimited.com. We like the crazy snapshots of strippers getting blow jobs (or more!) best!

Here's some Dickillation! ;) OK, maybe the expression isn't what we'd call sexy, but what an action-packed bulge!
For more celebrity packages, make your way to The Bulge Report.

Many of you have probably run into some of Rick Chris' homoerotic art before. He's been making the gay world a little brighter... a lot brighter, actually... with his creations for over 20 years.
We didn't necessarily mean to relegate his work to our "funnies" section, but we did get a smile from his "retro media" gallery where he shows off his queerified [there's a queerism] revisionist entertainment history. That "BillyCub's Island" spoof on Gilligan's Island is hilarious... and though we know they're just drawings, these castaways do provide a hefty dose of titillation. [Editor's note: Maybe this is something for the QC Queerisms Department, but we need our own queer equivalent of "titillation" (it's so... breasty)... let's use "dickillation" from now on.]
Anyway, lots of dickillation from Mr. Chris' work in general. Check it out. There's even a "Halloween Horror with a gay twist" humor section right now.
Cheers Queers!! and (for the five-millionth time) Happy Halloweiner!!
Hey Kids -
Thanks for all of you who wrote to me, IM'd me, posted, etc., etc., etc.
By an overwhelming majority your dear Mom will be none other than the ultimate of Mom's: Joan Crawford!

As if there would be anyone else I could be!
M'wah - M.

New bulgeroo pic, courtesy of Getty Images.

The great thing about living near the sunny beach is that there are tons of hot, shirtless guys around. These two young (and very hung) studs, Tony & Chad were no exception. Check out their ferocious sucking by the pool and see where it all leads in the bedroom over at Jake Cruise. Delicious.

Ahhh. Halloween approaches! Why not join Jeremy East for some good old-fashioned messy pumpkin carving fun this Halloween? Now naturally, you'll want to take your clothes off and not get any gooey pumpkin stuff on you... Check out all the Halloween treats including the full photoset or the video clip over at JeremyEast.com.
Hey Kids -
Just wanted to put this question to you: What should Mom wear for Halloween?
Several of you have already sent some amazing suggestions so I've narrowed it down to two choices. Since so many of you think I am such a "screaming queen" I find these two choices very apropos. Either the ever famous and oft stolen "Scream" or the original Mom - "Mommie Dearest" - which will it be? Let me know which you think is best.
M'wah - M.


"Swat" as he calls himself is a pretty rough character whom Rob recently met while soliciting straight guys online. If you didn't know better you'd say he's a dead ringer for a Marine but he's not. He particularly likes black chicks or any ethnic pussy really and loves to get his 7 inch uncut sausage sucked on drip-dry. Unfortunately he has never had his load swallowed until now!
He admitted to having his cock sucked when he was 15 by a little nelly thing that lived next door to him up in Washington but admits he really doesn't remember whether it was good or not. After much convincing and maneuvering of words, Rob finally talked Swat into doing some work for him and allowing a guy to suck his cock. They agreed on a price, got all the paperwork squared away and set up a day for him to do the dirty deed.
He went over to Rob's and they immediately started drinking and boy does he like to drink. Rob had planned the whole seduction way in advance. There was low lighting to make him as comfortable as possible and made it seem less like a video and more like the days when he was 15 getting his dick sucked by a nelly queen neighbor next door. It worked because it wasn't long before he was sporting some wood.
Rob's blowjob really made quite an impression on Swat. According to Rob, sucking uncut cock is a little different from circumcised dicks as there is more to play with and more to keep the tongue and lips busy with. When Rob started to pull on Swat's foreskin with his teeth, he went berserk.
The great thing about this video is that Swat gives one of the most interesting reactions that Rob has ever taped so far. Watch the eyes roll into the back of his head followed by the prize-winning expression when he realised in disbelief Rob had swallowed every single drop of his cum. The dude actually checked his dick (a few times) for traces of cum but found none!

We didn't believe it when we first heard the news, but apparently the young Prince Harry was asked to drop his pants during a military parade and prove whether or not he had a tattoo of his girlfriend on his ass. Hello!? Where are the photos?!!! Please...
The Sun daily newspaper says:
Harry, third in line to the throne, was ordered to bare his bum after rumours spread he had blonde girlfriend Chelsy Davy's name inked on.
During a parade, a colour sergeant yelled: "Cadet Wales, drop your pants and show me your backside!"
Harry, apparently oblivious to the rumour, replied: "Are you serious?" before being ordered: "Just get them off, I want to see if it's true", The Sun said.
Read the whole story...

How many gymnasts are as hot as Graham Ackerman, and openly gay?
In April, Graham won the national championship in the floor exercise event at the 2005 NCAA Men’s Gymnastics Championship at the United States Military Academy at West Point, N.Y., making him a three-time national champ and one of only a handful of openly gay top-ranked college athletes.
From the interviews we've read, the 22-year-old seems like a really nice and down-to-earth bloke. His specialties are floor exercise, vault, parallel bars and high bar. We reckon he'll be pretty malleable in the bedroom as well. Hmm. He can floor us anytime. Ha.
He perfers his men older too. Also, we found his very old webpage (AngelFire, remember?) which he made when he was 17 (still not old enough to view QueerClick...but then again, we weren't around!)

Before we close, here's a photo we think you'd like this. Nice creases, Graham.

Check out the Nu Lick! Spence showed up over over at BoyRide and showed his stuff for an audition. We like his sweet green eyes, mixed with his dirty, dirty boy looks... A tight body and rock hard cock. What's not to like? We can't to see more of Spence... in the meantime, check out the photos and the movies for now.

Chandler has the sweetest eyes that just melt my bitter, cold heart. *sigh* And I have to agree with Bryan at Chaosmen that there is something dead sexy about this guy's pierced nipples. How I wouldn't mind bumping into this stud on the beach... See more of Chandler at Chaosmen.com

Ahhh, wintertime is approaching. And regardless of how you feel about Abercrombie & Fitch these days, you gotta admire their endurance in bringing hot shirtless and low slung-panted (!) frat boy types to our computer screen, even in seasons when we least expect it. So for that, Thank You A&F.

This one is packed with words and pictures... ready for consumption (no pun intended... honestly).
Years ago, while being hassled by the other SNL Gap Girls for eating fries and being fat, Chris Farley retorted eloquently for a generation of gravitationally-challenged Americans ... "Lay off me, I'm staaaarving!!!"
Click Click and a big piece of pie!!

It's been awhile since Corbin Fisher Academy had Jude back to shoot some stuff. Trying to come up with ever-exciting video angles, CF figured getting Jude back from his little hiatus and having 2 guys tag team him would make for good threesome material. So the calls were made and guys flown in.
For not having taken it up the butt in awhile, Jude proved himself to be quite the trooper. Ask CF and he'll let you in that threeways are amazingly hard to coordinate and manage (ask us, we know too!), especially when the bottom that's set to take on TWO COCKS hasn't had his hole pierced in a long while...
Previously:
Check out the other tag team.

Oh La La! With a perfect soundtrack in tow. OH YES WE WANNA SEE IT, YOU TEASE!
Hey Kids -
Recently at a private party during Folsom Street Fair weekend in San Francisco Chris Ward of Raging Stallion Studios named Remy DeLaine as 2006 Man of The Year. I must say that I couldn't agree more. So far, Mom has called all the recent honorees before they were announced. Apparently - Mom has an eye for "talent"!
I mean, take a look at those smouldering eyes, those come-hither thighs and that glistening uncut cock - all of them just urging you to take a lick...oops... I mean - take a look. I'll be reviewing Remy's latest release "Escape From Sydney" later in the week. But until then I thought I'd keep you happy with these few tasty shots.
Stop by http://www.ragingstallion.com and check out all of their many delectible treats! As always - let them know "Mom sent me!"

Hey hey hey, thanks to the following people for spreading the good word about QueerClick!
Male and Beautiful
La Guía De Marco (Marco, how can we thank you enough for the great review? We'll continue to work hard!)
Simply Complicated
Oceans of Men
Amorous Propensities
If you have linked us and for some reason we've missed you out on our blogroll or shoutouts, pls give us a nudge!

Sean Cody confessed that he's got gym memberships all over town as they are one of his favorite places to pick up on straight guys.
One day, while working out at one of the gyms, SC ran into Marcus in the locker room. He had never seen him before, so he said hello. Hot straight jocks love to talk about their workout routines, so SC cleverly struck up a conversation with him about protein shakes as he was changing into his workout clothes.
As he changed, it was really hard for SC to keep his eyes from wandering up and down his body. He has washboard abs, strawberry blond hair and a naturally smooth body. And, unlike most straight boys these days, he doesn't shave off all of his pubes (and yes, the carpet matches the drapes).
After he left to work out, SC tossed a note into his locker. After seeing him a few more times at the gym SC had him in the studio rubbing one off! Thank you Sean Cody! You are our hero.
Previously:
Marcus, a three-alarm fire at Sean Cody.

In February, a man was arrested in Schenectady, New York, for viewing an adult movie in his vehicle. Duh. So is it any wonder that there is a little hesitation from the industry to provide porn for your new iPod? That's not to say some straight Websites haven't already jumped onboard. Of note, Playboy's photo-only iBod, new and straight POVpod.com, and although we don't get hard... the always sexy, kinky and fun Suicide Girls. Hey! Where are the guys?!
Sure you can edit, size and transfer stuff to your iPod yourself, but that's not the same as downloading the latest, optimized hot boy video from your favorite site, is it? Wired magazine article discusses the porn industry's hesitation even more. It seems like with anything dirty, if you're an adult, you (should) know when to exercise some common sense and reservation about when you whip out the naked stuff. Are iPods that public of a viewing device? You can't overhear the sound, unless you have it plugged into a TV. The screen is small...
So the question is... would you watch hot boy porn on your iPod, if you could and would you worry about getting in trouble with it in public?
UPDATE: Gay.com posts an article about porn companies jumping on board.

Brad is new to modelling and ended up asking his girlfriend if he could do an erotic shoot. She said, "No!"
The good news is that wasn't enough, newcomer Brad showed up for his EnglishLads.com shoot anyway. Turns out swim trainer, Brad is one horny boy and wanked off and shot his load without looking at any porn for inspiration! See what we mean at Englishlads.com...

This isn't the first time cheeky Robbie has gone nude on his site. But this time round, he goes one step further by flinging his ding dong to entice you to take up a subscription to his website. Check out the final look he throws the camera. Hilarious!
Will he be offering fresh packets of cum in his online store? Or underwear worn during the recording of his latest studio album?

ASG's two street thugs – Guzzo and Brock – come together in this cock filled fun-fest. Guzzo has graduated from Doug & Jay’s School of Cock Sucking, so they turned him loose on Brock. Not being one to sit by the sidelines if he can help it, Jay jumped in and made a train with Guzzo and Brock and started rimming that hot tight ass of Guzzo’s. Ask anyone who’s experienced it, getting rimmed by Jay’s prehensile tongue is something else! Meanwhile Brock is getting a great blowjob. After that Jay (whom Doug affectionately calls the 'Cum Pig') moved around to the other side and finished off Guzzo.
Hey Kids -
Hope that the week is going well for you. Tonight begins six nights in a row of getting "dressed" to celebrate the Gay High Holy Days of Halloween. With so much time in eight inch platforms - Mom needs a little laugh when enjoying a soothing eucalyptus and lavendar foot bath.
Though it is the season to screen every fright-fest non-stop - I am a huge wussie when it comes to Horror movies. I'm not ashamed to admit it. But thanks to my multi-talented friend Jennifer Shiman- and her 30-Second Bunny Theatre Troupe - Mom can even enjoy some of the classic Halloween flims.

The troupe came to national attention when Good Morning America aired their 30-Second Version of 'Titanic' in June of 2004. Then another foray into the limelight came when several movie critics and blogsters said that the Troupe's version of 'The Exorcist' was far superior, and a better use of anyone's time, than the ill-fated 'Exorcist: The Beginning'. I must agree. It all seems to make perfect sense to hear the bunny priests shouting, 'The power of Christ' compells you."

The Bunnies are now known the world over thanks to the STARZ network. Their amazing renditions of everything from 'A Wonderful Life' to 'Pulp Fiction' are shown as Quickies prior to STARZ On Demand movies. Check them out for yourself at angry alien productions. If you like what you see drop Jennifer a note, she loves to hear from everyone. Don't forget to let her know, "Mom sent me."
PS: If you really want a great laugh check out Amy's Diary
M'wah - M.

Let's face it, it's easy to become skeptical of any guy's profile you find on the Web. Particularly when someone posts a picture on a site like myspace.com and claims that it's legit. We prefer to remain hopeful and optimistic. Particularly when we come across a profile that seems to resemble Sean Cody model, Bailey. Ahhh, sweet sweet studly Bailey... Could it be you??? Swoon!
While we remain hopeful that most profiles are true on the Web, (we just know it's human nature to exaggerate...), we're also not stupid (after being burnt by this a million+ times prior)! That's why we always get a kick out of doing a quick cross-reference if that profile you find seems a little good to be true at fakersbusted.com - a database of (bitter) user-submitted profiles of known imposters! Best of all, you can also usually check out the real guys and their very hot photos and forget about those fakers altogether!!!

There's not much more to say other than Marcus is red hot. Whether you like red heads or not, we're sure there's something you'll like... Check out his photoset at ChaosMen or even more action at Sean Cody...
More Pictures "Marcus, a three-alarm fire at Sean Cody"

We're running out of time... Halloween is nearly upon us... so here's the final installment in QC's award-winning series of Hallowen Helpers. These are costume ideas for you exhibitionists out there, and those of you who like to get straight (gayly) to the point when it comes to strutting your stuff.
Get out there, fellow queers, and show the planet why we're the kings and queens of all things dress-up!!
Click Click!!

We're seeing stars and have barely recovered. But anything for you guys!
You see, we just had a Private Show with Vee at Flirt 4 Free (VIP seats no less) and boy oh boy...the man is HOT! He couldn't stop calling us "Babe" and scored brownie points when he told us he wanted to cum together with us (we shan't reveal if we did, LOL).
The last straw (before we went into hyperventilation mode) came in the form of his deep, manly coo "Babe, do you mind if I clean up? It's dripping all over..."
Faint.
(The rating 4.6 you see above? That's out of a perfect 5!)

This compass points South!
Check out the new user additions to QueerClickGallery.com.
Hey guys, the Cybersocket Annual Web Awards is taking nominations right now and if you've enjoyed us over the last 12 months, please consider giving us some support. We should be running for Best Erotic E-zine category. Much thanks!
If we win, we'll show you our asses! Hahaha.

This is Billy's very first LIVE! show on Club Amateur USA. Here are Billy's previous highlights if you've missed them.
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Here are more Surf Surf Revolution boys. Man these guys are hardworking. They started going at it in the middle of the day, and finally, the top guy Masato shot his load when it's dark!
More pictures after the jump.
More Pictures "Surf Surf Revolution 7-Part 2"
Hey Kids -
How have I gone this long and not learned the finer art of picking up a frat-boy? About a month ago - after a few libations at the local watering hole frequented by the "Boys" - I was soon introduced to a new language that I had some personal prior knowledge of, but never fluent. Some call it "Drunk-ese" - but in a college town I'm sure the dialect is more aptly named "Frat-Boy".
If it wasn't hard enough to 'read inbetween the lines' with most 'so-called' straight boys, once they've had a few pitchers of beer they begin to throw my gaydar off the chart. After many nights throwing darts, belching like a longshoreman and joining the gang singing an entirely garbled rendition of some Wu Tang Clan song at the top of my lungs I can say without a shadow of a doubt that I am ready to pass on my findings.
Below you’ll find a few of the most common phrases that will be slurred in your general direction over the course of the evening followed with what can best be described as the closest sober translation. Hopefully these will aid you all in getting one step closer to the Hottie with that certain look in his eyes. Or at the very least - you'll be able to know if you should be taking someone's keys when they look at you and say, "No Dude, I'm toooooooootally cool to drive."

What’s up, Bro? = What’s up, guy-who’s-name-I-can’t-ever-remember?
I LOVE This Song! = I KNOW This Song!
You’re my best friend, man. = You’re my only friend in arm’s reach right now.
Who wants to dance? = Who wants to watch me stumble around the party, waving my arms, spilling my drink and pile-driving my genitals into anything?

Man, I’m hungry = Man, if I don’t eat right now I am going to puke… again.
I’m soooo drunk = I’m planting a seed in your head that will eventually grow into a beautiful tree which excuses me from blame for my actions tonight. *This is one phrase that works for everyone!*
Let’s take a walk, this bar is crowded = I prefer my handjobs outdoors.
Want to watch a movie? = Want to come over to my room for some extremely creepy back rubbing and some equally disturbing neck-nibbling?

I’m totally fine, dude = I’m totally going to puke again in about five minutes.
Happy hunting boys! - M'wah!

Max is a 21 year old stud who is an all-around star athlete (it shows!) in every sense of the word. We like his serious, dead sexy look. Better yet, Max has a huge uncut cock which is not only big when it's soft, but is a lot bigger when it's hard. Watch him play with it until he can't hold back any longer and has to release himself as he falls to the ground in pleasure at NextDoorMale.com

Please don't red card me...I swear I'm not hiding my pretty legs...

Alberto Gilardino - Italian football player, who is a striker for A.C. Milan, and the Italian national team was born in July 5, 1982 in Biella.
He started his career for Piacenza Calcio, playing his first match in Serie A against A.C. Milan. Then he was sold to Hellas Verona, for which he played for two seasons and scoring only two goals but showing plenty of his explosive, emerging talent.
His career was launched on the international stage in 2002, after he moved to Parma on explicit request of former Hellas Verona coach Cesare Prandelli. He scored 5 goals in his first season playing for the Emilia region side and then 23 goals the next year, when he ranked as second-placed scorer in Serie A in the 2003-04 season. He joined AC Milan on July 2005.
He played for the Italian football team during the 2004 Olympics in Athens, winning the bronze medal. He also led Italy's Under 21 team to victory in the European Championship.
Barely 23 years old, he is considered to be one of the strongest strikers of Italy and a bright hope for the Azzurri future.
For other Celebrity bulges, head over to The Bulge Report.

Doug and Jay ran into one of their favorite models the other night - Tom. He's grown his hair out and it looks great on him. ASG hasn't done a night vision film in a while and there’s a kind of intimacy when the lights are low that you can’t get any other way.
Tom has been off doing his thing, hanging out, going to parties and of course getting laid. He actually met a girl who gives head as good as the ASG duo do! Probably the first time they've ever been equaled by a girl, Doug and Jay rose to the challenge and tried to out-do her!

Guyz, here's a peek at some of the dudes from PerfectGuyz.com, a fairly new site. Does the Perfect Guy exist?
Hello Kids -
Hopefully you've all had a great weekend. I know that I've been very busy making phone-calls (I know, how archaic) to some of my buddies trying to line up some fun stuff for all my QueerClick.com kids! But in the meantime - I came across one of my favorite porn performers finally had his site up and running. Trust me - this young man gets me UP and running!
I'm sure you're well aware of his finer talents - but just to remind you - here are a few shots to remind you!

And one thing Mom loves about Brad is that he's already doing fairly regular Live Shows! If you're a member of Badpuppy.com you can keep updated through their contributor pages. But it's much better if you go directly to the source! If you catch one of his live shows or chat sessions - be sure and tell Brad that "Mom sent you!"
Brad can also be found on Colt Studio & Falcon Studio.

Striking good looks. Jamie is an active guy who loves sports and lives his life to the fullest. Jamie had come back to London from several months in South Africa (looks like he was in shirtless and in shorts most of the time), just in time for this photoset. Fortunately, Jamie isn't a shy lad and was happy to get his kit off while being photographed. Check out more at EnglishLads.com...

One of the many great things about menatplay.net is they'll give you a little scenario for each of their photosets that just feeds the imagination more.
Here's the story we imagined:
It's Guy's last day at work and although you work in a different department, you always wished you could have run into him more often. (Literally.) Secretly you're going to miss his nice butt and cute smile in the hallway. So, anyway, you get a last minute project that has to be done tomorrow and you're at work afterhours. You go to make copies and who's there but... Guy. He smiles and says he'll only be a minute as he finishes up some stuff himself. You organize your papers and wait around. Then you realize the copier has stopped at Guy is adjusting himself. And with nothing to lose, he drops his pants revealing that beautiful ass. He turns smiles and continues his show just for you. Looks like this might not be the last you see of Guy afterall...
Check out all of the images at MenatPlay.net and imagine your own afterhours scene!

If you're a fan of blond hair and fair skin, this week's updates have no doubt been a special treat for you - in no small part thanks to this video. With Dawson having introduced himself to you earlier last week and Kyle and Mason going at it today, it's as if you're sitting back to watch Winter Olympics Nordic Fucktathalon coverage.
The bodies on this week's crop of guys are sights to behold - each one's blond hair and fair features complimented by truly gorgeous physiques. And having gotten a taste of Dawson a couple days ago, now we get to see two blond Adonises working each other over ruthlessly, as Kyle and Mason start off with an intense suck session and move on to Kyle drilling Mason deep and heavy! With Mason being a total exhibitionist and always eager to put on a hot show, it was pretty clear he'd make the perfect bottom for Kyle!
It took some convincing to get Mason willing to take a dick up that hot ass of his, although not as much as you might think after the pleasurable ass pounding Damon gave him last week. These amazingly-built straight boys who spend so much time working out and perfecting their physiques have this desire (and almost a need) to be seen, show off, and turn people on with their looks and bodies. They know they're hot, they know both men and women love looking at them, and so there's something in them that really gets off on the idea of having people excited to watch them. That's as true for straight guys as it is for gay guys, and is a source of so much of the hot action Corbin Fisher has been able to film and show you guys.
That was plainly evident with Mason and Kyle - two guys who have spent countless hours shaping their bodies into works of art and know that wherever they go, people are looking at and admiring them. By the end of this video, Mason is so turned on by everything that's going on that he's actually begging to get fucked and just about tore the roof off the house with his moans as he came! Even before that, when he got around to do some of the rimming he got his face buried so deep up between Kyle's cheeks you'll wonder if he ever planned on coming back out again!
Around the CF office this update picked up the nickname "Trans-Atlantic Spooge Express", given Kyle's hot Scottish-ness and Mason's all-American boyishness.

We found 6 galleries of Asian delights here! A range of celebrities hailing from Korea, Japan, China, Philippines, Hong Kong, Thailand, Singapore, Taiwan...

With a name like Mikky McBomb, an audition might be da bomb or... (Sorry couldn't resist).
Anyway... Mr. McBomb has always had a fantasy to get paid while scoring some pussy. Umm, yeah. Like Mike Hancock doesn't hear that one everyday. So... when Mikky swung by for an audition for Mike's straight website, Mike Hancock had a clever suggestion (for us anyway!) to prove Mikky was serious about all of this. He agreed to let him audition, but it had to be with the always friendly Kody Henshaw. While it's fun and voyeuristic to watch these straight guys get it on, we found this photo and movie set very educational on how to get a curious/horny buddy all worked up... A light massage, jerkin' off to porn, and then... well quite frankly, it's amazing to us what these straight guys do after claiming they normally never mess around with guys! Sure it's wishful thinking, but maybe there is a little queer in all of us, afterall. Check out how it all went down over at mikehancock.com...

Yes, this proof just in... we did evolve from the apes!
Conservative types received the primitive monkey brain, unable to formulate complex thoughts. And queers got the drive and talent for all things sexual. (Well, not ALL things sexual. Some of us here have never driven a Vulva... and you won't see us out test-driving one anytime soon.)
Pre-Happy-Monday Greetings to all! Have a spooky week. :)
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Falcon exclusive model Erik Rhodes is from Long Island, New York. He got into the adult film business by sending his pictures to Falcon, and everything kind of took off from there.
Being on the set that was made up of Falcon exclusives Erik thought it was awesome because he finally got to see all the guys that he'd "jerked off" to in person.
Erik had admitted that he was extremely attracted to Matthew Rush and was the second person who has fucked Matthew on video. Check out the two musclebound men in the FalconTV event.

Skater and surf boys. What's not to love?!
If you agree, BoyRide.com has an amazing selection of sexy/funky skater boys that you won't find anywhere else to wax your own board to. The site is not full of dead sexy studs... but also full of fun stuff that really captures the spirit of these spunky gay, bisexual and curious guys. Be sure to check out the interviews as they hang out, shower, joke around and screw around with each other. It's all good natured, easy-going fun... that's incredibly hot too.

Taizo Sugimura, a 26-year-old ex-office worker was pushed into The House of Representatives in the last election after the unexpected triumph of LDP led by Prime Minister Junichiro Koizumi, although he was at the bottom of the representation list.
His surprisingly frank and controversial remarks have been in the media limelight much and have made him an overnight sensation.
"I just don't know how to use a monthly $11,000 'communication' allowance, on top of a $270,000 annual allowance.”
"What I did immediately after being elected was to purchase a BMW."
"I can’t wait to move out of my small studio into the 3-bedroom official residence."
"Can you believe I can get train trips and flights for free for as much as I want?"
Here you see Sugimura, a former tennis champion in the Japanese High School category, letting TV reporters into his studio, wearing only his T-shirt and shorts.


adjective: personal advertising acronym for Canine or someone who is interested in bestiality. The original K9 was a mechanical dog in the UK sci-fi series "Dr Who".
Other Queerisms.

Yeowza! Fratmen.tv is proud to report that they now have a lifeguard to watch over the pool. Meet Fratman, Dylan. Sizzling hot and tight in all the right places. Whether showering, napping on the bed or blowing off some steam around the pool, we found ourselves needing to close our dropped jaw over and over. Dude, you've got it goin' on...

We aim to please... actually, our masters aim to please YOU... so they made the whole "funnies" (aka CRaP) department come in and work on the weekend. You requested more of the sailors from our recent Halloween post, so here you go!
We're not bitter. We know our caste, our lot, our bottom-layered-ness in the world. Happy to oblige. But now we're taking a serious nap. K? :)
As they say in Germany... Klicken Klicken!!

Jeffrey is a top who's always hard and ready to give it to some hot bottom boy. Kenny has a great ass with a tight, hairy hole.
The two of them hit if off right away. After eating out Kenny’s hole, Jeffrey loosened Kenny up with a nice, big dildo. This allowed Jeffrey to toss Kenny’s legs back and take charge with one hand, and sensually work the dildo with the other. It was so hot seeing Kenny’s hole get a workout, opening and closing, as Jeffrey forced Kenny's anal muscles to relax. The entire time he was preparing Kenny, Jeffrey’s cock got harder and harder.
The toy eventually got tossed to the side and Jeffrey slid his big cock into Kenny’s waiting hole. Loving every minute of it, Jeffrey gave it to Kenny hard and deep. After getting fucked in several positions, Kenny ended up riding Jeffrey’s cock and shot his load all over Jeffrey’s chest. Oooh.

The last time these two straight men were together, family man Craig ended-up with a mouth full of surfer Brandon's creamy, potent sperm. This time Craig bends over while Brandon shoves his thick 8" cock up that tight, married asshole. Our straight dad of two gets slam-fucked in a couple of positions for the camera. But straight Brandon pulls out in time to give Craig a second helping of stud cum in his mouth. And it's such a big load he just savors and swallows. We can't help wondering if Craig had penis-breath when he went home and kissed the mother of his children.

At first glance, we saw a little bit Colin Farrell in Adrian, the latest boy at Chaosmen. However, the more we looked, the more we forgot about that Colin guy (who?) and fell hard for Adrian. Maybe it's his bedroom eyes. Maybe it's his long hair (which we don't normally like, but may have to rethink that after seeing this photoset). Maybe it's just the whole... big... package.
Adrian is a young professional, working in the tourism industy. He spends half his time in the U.S., and the other half in Latin America countries giving personalized tours. *Sigh* Now if we could just figure out where to sign up for those personalized tours?! Until then, join us by gazing at more of Adrian on Chaosmen.com...

From your computer, these look like they might be black and white photos, but they are actually recent oil paintings by talented artist, E. Gibbons. We think they're absolutely amazing works of classic male beauty! Gibbons says he was inspired during a trip to the Louvre. Although he had painted classical figures before, the box that each figure is in has become a the anchor for his message; "As we figuratively create boxes to put people in... I create figures and put them in boxes."
We were impressed by the realism and the sensuality of these amazing paintings. Heck, who's says you can't your love of a hot naked guy to a more educated and higher level?! Check 'em out.

We had a tie this week. The two First Place winners in CAPTION THIS are... drum roll... "awwyea" and "dj"... as you can see from the graphic. Good work!
We'll probably say something like this every time, because it's true: You people should seriously go into comedy. Please don't feel too badly if you don't win because the competition is always pretty stiff (just the way we like it!).
Here are some "runner up / honorable mention" entries that were in the finals (in no particular order):
Rob submitted two that were very similar, so we treated them as one entry: "Oh man! You got soooo ripped off. The guys at Queer Click did SUCH a better job when they used the x-ray machine on Superman!"... and ... "Man, I see you got the boots right... but what about the belt and cape man? There is no way anyone will ever figure out that you are Queer Clicks Superman this Halloween." The lesson here: It doesn't hurt to pander to our Queer Click-ness and tie in a previous posting... we fall for it every time.
Hank got credit for lyricism (try spelling that without looking it up): "It'z a teeny weenie, pinky winkie, it'zie bitzy, balzlez peeny....".
And Will gets a nod for creative use of current events: "Did Lyndie England see this one?" (For those of you who don't read more than porn, Lyndie was the US soldier that got into trouble when she posed in a similar manner... and others... with naked Iraqi prisoners.)
So there you have it. Thanks for your entries!! See you again soon for another game of QC's ever-popular feature CAPTION THIS!
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If you're a lover of true grit grunt Marines then Christian is the perfect choice for you! He typifies what a young strappin Marine should look, sound and act like who confidently knows he's a fucking machine. He's the type of devildawg who just loves to get his dick wet anywhere warm and doesn't care how he does it as long as it gets done!
Christian spent some time overseas for a bit and is now back in California and needing to make some quick cash. Rob offered him a deal that he just couldn't refuse and he consented to bust his nut in a brand new way for him. He's never had his dick sucked by a guy but he logically thought that it wouldn't be bad as long as he didn't have to do anything in return and he could watch some nice pussy porn. Christian is the kind of Marine who just loves his dick sucked. Period. He can't get enough of it in any fashion.
When this beefy stud's cammies comes off, you'll realise he habours a nice big surprise under those skivvies. His cock was enormous, thick and beautifully cut with some really nice smooth low hangers that jingled up and down when his thick cock was stroked. We love that type of balls!
Rob began feverishly sucking his dick slowly at first but then increased the pace as he began to feel Christian's cock swell down the throat. Christian was zoned right into the movie and amazingly looked occasionally wondering how the hell Rob was able to make his dick rock hard. He definitely approved of Rob's cocksucking skills because he was getting heavier and heavier in the breathing and moaning departments!
Next Rob stood him up and put him in a position that most straight guys like to fuck...doggie standing his wet dick like he was pounding a pussy. He definitely knows how to fuck once you give him the inspiration. Rob could tell that he was getting close because even when Rob gagged he really didn't give a shit and just pounded away!!
Finally Rob could hold any longer for Christian's finale and had him lay back with his legs spread eagle and his rock hard cock waving in the air as Rob deepthroated his dick up and down faster and faster until his nuts tightened, about to bust...
Cum shots after the jump.
More Pictures "Christian at MilitaryClassified.com"
Dear Husband
I'm writing you this letter to tell you that I'm leaving you for good. I've been a good woman to you for seven years and I have nothing to show for it.
These last two weeks have been hell. Your boss called to tell me that you had quit your job today and that was the last straw. Last week, you came home and didn't notice that I had gotten my hair and nails
done, cooked your favorite meal and even wore a brand new negligee. You came home and ate in two minutes, and went straight to sleep after watching the game.
You don't tell me you love me anymore, you don't touch me or anything. Either you're cheating or you don't love meanymore, what ever the case is, I'm gone.
P.S.
If you're trying to find me, don't.Your BROTHER and I are moving away to West Virginia together!
Have a great life.
Your EX-Wife.
Dear Ex-Wife
Nothing has made my day more than receiving your letter. It's true that you and I have been married for seven years, although a good woman is a far cry from what you've been. I watch sports so much to try to drown out your constant nagging. Too bad that doesn't work.
I did notice when you cut off all of your hair last week, the first thing that came to mind was "You look just like a man!" My mother raised me to not say anything if you can't say anything nice. When you cooked my favorite meal, you must have gotten me confused with MY BROTHER, because I stopped eating pork seven years ago. I went to sleep on you when you had on that new negligee because the price tag was still on it. I prayed that it was a coincidence that my brother had just borrowed fifty dollars from me that morning and your negligee was$49.99.
After all of this, I still loved you and felt that we could work it out. So when I discovered that I had hit the lotto for ten million dollars, I quit my job and bought us two tickets to Jamaica. But when I got home you were gone. Everything happens for a reason I guess. I hope you have the filling life you always wanted. My lawyer said with your letter that you wrote, you won't get a dime from me. So take care.
P.S. I don't know if I ever told you this but Carl, my brother was born Carla. I hope that's not a problem.
Signed Rich As Hell and Free!

Hey guys, thought you'd like to know there's a competition over at the Lewis Payton website. All you have to do is to enter some basic personal particulars and you stand a chance to win a numbered and limited print worth US$570 from the online store catalogue, shipping and handling included. And oh! It's autographed (by the LP or the models? Can we have both?)! The contest is open to all countries so there are no excuses to miss this.
We have already sent in our entry. We'd love to have one of LP's gorgeous specimens hanging on our walls, nicely framed of course.

When Doug & Jay met Jared a few months back, they knew they had a fucking hottie. And we couldn't agree more! With his studly blond ‘surfer boy’ look and thick cock (and we still love that he looks a bit like Matt Damon from certain angles), he looks great next to ‘street thug’ Guzzo in this video.
Once they put on the porn, things started heating up. The boys rubbed their crotches and the clothes started coming off, and Jay jumped in and broke the ice. After a little encouragement the guys got into it and gave each other head – hot Hot HOT! These two make a great duo, and we think you’ll agree.
Our previous 10 posts on Jared.

Butts Galore at QueerClick Gallery! Happy weekend fellas!

It takes a lot to pull us away from all things naked and manly on the Web, but the Fall/Winter issue of V Man magazine showed up on the doorstep today... and woo wee! It's chock-full of hotties, including bushy-haired model Parker Gregory, who just can't seem to keep his pants up. Damn. And as you can see, Parker isn't the only babe inside. Needless to say, we quickly forgot the fashion and just drooled over the amazing... ummm, spreads... full of dead sexy boys.

No need for idle chatter or instructions on this one. Just put on an old Village People song and scroll to the music. :)
One more week until Halloween weekend! And, thankfully, one more day until this weekend.
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Kyle leathers up in his second appearance on VarsityMen.com. We're not quite sure the school will approve of his fancy costume...

Dawson is the perfect college guy...sexy smile, handsome good looks, sculpted body that is just right...nice dick, big nuts and pretty hands and feet...
He revealed that he was a late bloomer in the looks department, and that might explain his very personable and grounded attitude toward others.
Dawson is a huge flirt and a definite chick magnet - much to his girlfirend's frustration! He likes his girls a bit on the wild side and gets plenty of action wherever he goes! He shares several interesting details about himself and bares all for the camera in his adult video debut!

Kyle in tighty whities!
Previously:
Kyle Rivers at RandyBlue.com

Reno and Griffin used to date, and were living together before Reno decided to move West to go to school. (Bryan keeps seeing Reno's current boyfriend, and rumor has it that he's too shy, but Bryan reckons he NEEDS to be photographed as well!)
Griffin and Bryan's recruiter, Ben, kinda "volunteered" Reno to do the shoot. He was fine with doing photos but was hesitant about doing nudes. But he had no problems changing in front of Bryan...and according to Bryan, the boy must have equine in his family tree!
Whatever. Some thing is better than nothing! And some things are hottest left to the imagination.

I'll be the first to admit that television overall doesn't appeal to me like it used to. I guess I am too much of a geek, as I am more intrigued by podcasting and video blogging these days (I like that it's uncensored). With that said, I have this secret hope that one of the new gay TV channels - such as Logo - will provide something fresh. That could be why I made a point to sit down and watch the premiere of Noah's Arc.
The series is about four gay men in Los Angeles - Noah, Alex, Ricky and Chance - and how they navigate their complex professional and romantic relationships. On the surface, that's all pretty standard fare. What I found refreshing was that there were there no white gay men seen on the first episode (as compared to the all white Queer as Folk). And even better, these guys came off feeling like real friends... in addition to being a fun group of somewhat nelly (to completely queeny) beautiful men! I found the first storyline cute. Not particularly earth-shattering, but something that felt new - as Noah fel