Mom – What to wear this weekend?

Hey Kids –
Just wanted to put this question to you: What should Mom wear for Halloween?
Several of you have already sent some amazing suggestions so I’ve narrowed it down to two choices. Since so many of you think I am such a “screaming queen” I find these two choices very apropos. Either the ever famous and oft stolen “Scream” or the original Mom – “Mommie Dearest” – which will it be? Let me know which you think is best.
M’wah – M.