Evolution of a Queer Click posting…

It started out so simply. After our posting about the “Sons of Provo” DVD getting switched in the Mormon-land mail-out of “Adored: Diary of a Porn Star”, a few of you wrote to pan “Adored”, saying that it was “unwatchably bad”, etc, etc. Yes, we know… most of the reviews we’ve seen over the last year were downright nasty… not to mention what those of you who’ve seen it thought… but this ISN’T a movie review.

Anyway, we thought (OK at least one of us thought… and the rest left the room, hands over their eyes), that it’d be tongue-in-cheek to alter the “Adored” cover and make it say “Bored”… and we did. We know what you’re thinking… “comedic genius… totally clever”… or maybe not.

Then the random thought occurred: Adding Val Kilmer’s eyes would make Mr. Adored look like… well, Val Kilmer. BUT IT DIDN’T!

Now stay with us… what really happened… this is FASCINATING… when Val’s eyes were added (crudely), along with a few furrows on the brow and a little darkening of the hair (which now needs to be cut), it turned out to be RUSSELL CROW! Who knew?!

All right, never mind. Let’s just blame this posting on it being Wednesday. Does anybody out there have any clout so we can skip Thursday and go straight (or gaily) to Friday happy hour?! 🙂
Previously:
Sons of Porno