QC FYI: Congested? Masturbate!
Rising medical costs may make the coming cold and flu season even more miserable. Luckily, relief may be within reach according to new study entitled, "Ejaculation as a potential treatment of nasal congestion in mature males" published in The Journal of Medical Hypotheses. It seems that five fingers and a few minutes may be all you need to alleviate chronic congestion and horniness.
According to the study, most over-the-counter decongestants relieve congestion by stimulating adrenergic receptors that constrict nasal blood vessels. The author reasons that ejaculation will stimulate adrenergic receptors shortly after ejaculation, giving you relief from your cold. What that means is that blowing your wad should make it easier to blow your nose— now there's more than one reason to keep tissues near your bedside.
We know getting your rocks off isn't a high priority when you're sick, but is there anyone out there with a head cold that can test this scientific theory for us?
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This is not new.... it's basic physiology. It works!
It's true. I'm out sick this week and i did the do and it worked.
I never have a cold; I wank way too much.
As a medical student, I can attest this is a physiologically sound theory; as a single medical student suffering from seasonal allergies, I can confirm it is a reality.
Yea it works I've done it nearly everytime I've gotten sick and I get over my colds faster.
It truly works...and reduces the risk of prostate cancer. Get off, get well, and fight cancer fellas. LOL
It does work. I wouldn't mind helping out the guy in that picture. ^_^
Yep, I can confirm this too. but the effect subsides after a while...and usually I have to wait a while before I have another go, or I"ll get chapped.
Puh-leaze... I've been going at it daily for years and years... and yet I've still got chronic sinusitis.
I just wanna know who that dude in the picture is ;)
Well, i had the worst cold ever and i was in bed for a few days and then i decided to go for a wank even with the worst headache ever, but it did make both my sickness and headache go away but only temperarily
Way to go Josh!
I had a round of very very painful cluster headaches about 6 years ago and ejaculation was the only thing that would take them away instantly!
Jeez, I guess that means I'll never have a stuffed up nose. Let's hear it for the world's greatest pastime.