Michael Lucas Asks Obama To Support Farts And Piss!

Michael Lucas Asks Obama To Support Farts And Piss!
About two weeks ago, the Canadian Border Services Agency banned two Lucas Entertainment titles from being imported into their country: Farts and Piss!
Michael Lucas doesn’t like taking anything in the ass, especially not from an entire country. So the shrewd, crude businessman sent a letter to the U.S. President Barack Obama, asking him for his help. You can read the entire letter on Lucas’ blog, but here are some highlights:

“I know that one of your points of discussion [with the prime minister of Canada] will be coordinating our nation’s economic stimulus plan with Canada’s. Farts! and Piss!, just two of the productions that were denied importation into Canada, are highly successful titles from my Lucas Raunch line… As our economy teeters on the brink of total collapse, it would be foolish to deny access of such a high quality, proven money maker onto shelves of the Great White North’s porn stores.

[I assume that] when the package [containing Piss!] arrived at Canadian customs, an official took note of the titles, and decided they needed a break from their real job. This (probably male custodian of Canadian law) popped my DVDs into the nearest player, beat off multiple times watching Ryan getting his face splattered with my urine, and then reported the material as obscene.

Can Obama help? Yes, he can… but would he want to? It’s undoubtedly a joke on Lucas’ part, but he never fails to impress with his over-the-top press releases. Stay classy, Michael. By the way… you can read the entire list of banned items here. Some of the banned titles are kinda hilarious:

  • Brown Bath!
  • Do You Know the MILF-ing Man?
  • Dutch Wife Mail Order Maiden
  • Girls On Fire
  • Let Them Eat Cum #7
  • Shitmaster

Brilliant.

Feb 23, 2009 By paperbagwriter 4 Comments