Chi Chi LaRue Wants To Protect You, Little Girl


If you’re a nine-year-old girl and reading this, thanks! We’re always happy to get new readers here at QueerClick, especially ones so young. Huh… no, wait… NO!!! WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE, LITTLE GIRL?!!! Don’t you know this website is 98% throbbing cocks and hardcore buttsex? Why aren’t you on the Hannah Montana or Bratz page? Are your gay-porn loving parents even in the same room as you? Jesus Christ!
Well, Chi Chi LaRue has got some words for you and your parents, you poor permanently scarred thing. She’s promoting the RTA (Restricted To Adults) label that websites can use to better restrict access of hardcore gay pornography by nine-year-old girls. Though we’re all for protecting kids or whatever, there’s something kinda disturbing about Chi Chi looking like Ronald McDonald in drag talking about kids and porn.
And secondly, we’re wondering at what age it becomes OK for a “kid” to look at porn. We swiped our first gay porno mag when we were 12 and kept it until we shoplifted a new one at age 15. Kids are allowed to watch pro-wrestlers boot-stomp each other’s crotches from birth; same goes for explosions. So when’s it OK for little Janessica to start watching a pig bottom take a double penetration? We’d rather she learn it at home while her parents are asleep than on the schoolyard from some no-goodnik.

Mar 27, 2009 By paperbagwriter 3 Comments