Ask QC: His Profile Said “Vers”, But He’s A Big-Dicked Bottom!

Ask QC: He Said Vers, But He's A Big-Dicked Bottom!

Dear QueerClick,

OK, I met a hot guy online. He’s Middle-Eastern with a great body, a hairy chest, and the largest cock I’ve ever seen. His profile also said he was vers… the only problem is, he’s a total bottom.

I’m not hating—we hook up regularly and I myself am a much better bottom than I am a top, but that’s the problem. He said “vers” to appear more marketable and while I’m glad we met, I really want HIM to fuck ME. So far he hasn’t (though he has suggested toys and a third guy), leaving me on top.

I actually like him and don’t want us to stop hooking-up, but I’m afraid two bottoms will be problematic down the line. Am I over-reacting? Can I train or trick him into fucking me? Or does this mean we’re sexually incompatible? Man, I hope not…
-Please help
Needing It Badly

We got one hungry customer in need of advice (and some cockbutt, apparently). Is this guy a greedy ingrate or a friend in need of fulfillment? What do you think, QC readers? Please feel free to share your own experiences and advice to help him in the comments section.
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30 Apr 09 By paperbagwriter 12 Comments

QCA Art: Pricasso

QCA Art: Pricasso
Tony Blair and George Bush have both had a cock on their mouths a handful of times; at least while Pricasso was painting their portraits. You see, the renowned portrait painter, Pricasso (aka Tim Patch) has portrayed Sarah Palin masturbating with a rifle, Osama Bin Laden wielding a weapon of ass destruction, and many more irreverent portraits, landscapes, and nudes using only his prick. He creates his own paints, uses a “soft-backed canvass” to reduce wear and tear on his “brush,” and has made a name for himself painting elected officials and doing 20-minute portraits of folks at sex product fairs.
Painting nudes and landscapes with your prick may seem “artsy” or whatever, but why political figures? In some cases, Pricasso calls it “painting a prick with a prick,” though he seems more about poking fun than creating controversy. He videotapes the making of his every creation for authentication and once entered a painting for Australia’s Archibald Prize—the nation’s top award for portraiture. However, his cock failed to impress the judges.
“I dip it in the paint and then apply it to the canvas,” says the 56-year-old who grew up in England. “I began doing it at a party (on a dare) around Christmas time. I’d done it before, but I didn’t think I could get away with doing it in public. Now I videotape all my work, because sometimes people don’t believe me. I had to use my bum to paint in the background, because you have to have the occasional break. I use really smooth paper and I make my own paints. But [I can] last about four days before I need about two weeks off… You need to re-grow the skin, basically.”
Talk about suffering for your art. The guy’s not a bad potter, sculpture, or poet either. Check out a video of him doing a portrait of Barack Obama and John McCain as well as a funny poem of his called Porn Star after the jump!
You can also check out the QueerClick Arts page!

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30 Apr 09 By paperbagwriter 5 Comments

English Lads: Corey

Corey at English Lads
Corey is a chatty young lad introduced to English Lads by Duncan, whose motive was to see his mate naked! Luckily Corey likes the idea of stripping and showing off his body. Corey is a keen footballer and has that lean and toned physique with good muscley legs that he shows off and then flops out his uncut cock! Corey is a bundle of smiles and as he touches his cock it rears up and there is stays! He has one of those very hard cocks that he wanks away, energetically! Happy to show everything, you can see his hole and the little purple toy he pleasingly shoves up his ass. The load he shoots makes us think, he’s willing to explore more…

30 Apr 09 By redmonkey 1 Comment

First Auditions: Gaz

First Auditions: Gaz
New hopeful Gaz at First Auditions is your typical dumb jock—getting him to answer probing questions was like getting blood out of a stone. He thinks this interview will be over in a few minutes then he’ll get to shag lots of girls. You can see it on his face as it begins to dawn on him it’s not going to be so easy. Like most heterosexual men his ass is a no-go zone and having to kneel in front of the casting director to pull his cheeks apart was the toughest thing he’s ever had to do. But like an obedient puppy he does what he’s told. With his naturally beefy, rugby-player’s physique Gaz is every inch the real man. Download and save his full video at First Auditions.

30 Apr 09 By Jo 1 Comment

Hairy Boyz: Tag, Jason, Erik, and Brandon

hairyboyz tag jason erik brandon
Alternating between Tag Adams and Jason Dean, Erik Campbell fucks the snot out of both voracious bottoms, delivering the kind of pounding that you can only see at HairyBoyz. They go at it full tilt, getting almost to the cumming point when Michael Brandon comes in to finish things off. When Brandon enters a room, even the tops become bottoms, and top dog Erik Campbell becomes Brandon’s first man-bitch as he opens up Erik’s virgin hole with his world famous cock. It’s an initiation that Erik will never forget! And guess what? He likes it!

30 Apr 09 By Dave 4 Comments

Corbin Fisher: Simon’s First Time

Corbin Fisher: Simon's First Time
We certainly learned from Simon’s tagteam over on ACS with his brother Elijah that he can fuck and knows his way around the bedroom! That performance brought “schwak” into the CF dictionary, and they’ve certainly had a lot of fun with that term since! We’ve already gotten to see Elijah deliver some schwak to another guy, but now it’s time to see Simon doing that!
You’d think that having two brothers embark on the CF Education would make things easier with each of them – once one agrees to give it a go, the other would come along immediately. That’s not really the case, though. Rather, both guys had a great deal if initial hesitation and Corbin suspects that they’re both being here was behind a lot of that. After all, if your brother is around and knows what’s going on then there’s someone close to you that is immediately aware of what you’re up to! It’s not so much a case of the cat being out of the bag so quick as it is the cat never really making it into the bag in the first place!

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30 Apr 09 By Ken 8 Comments

Randy Blue: Jake Price

Randy Blue: Jake Price

If ever there was a guy on Randy Blue that gave you that feeling of a down home southern boy, it would be Jake Price. Starting with his shaggy mane of dirty blond curls, gorgeous retro sideburns and handsome face, he gets second looks everywhere he goes.

Randy wouldn’t say he commands attention, instead he politely asks for it and gives his all in return. Randy took him out to dinner and everyone from the waitress to the people sitting at the surrounding tables couldn’t stop sneaking peeks at this beauty. We think the thing that works for him is that he’s not your typical Hollywood type hunk, but rather someone who’s real.

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29 Apr 09 By aaron 12 Comments

QC FYI: Befuddled By Cancer, Scientists Invent New Erectile Cream

QC FYI: Befuddled By Cancer, Scientists Invent New Erectile Cream
Tired of the theft, near heart attacks, and 10-hour boners normally associated with Viagra? We (and probably a lot of porn stars) sure are! But thanks to some brave scientists who spent moths applying boner cream to tiny rat penises, there may now be a better way… and it involves “nanoparticles!” The Telegraph explains:

Scientists in the United States have successfully tested the new technique—which involves tiny objects called nanoparticles—on rats and believe it could also be used to help humans.

Under the therapy, nanoparticles that release the anti-erectile chemical nitric oxide are rubbed on the problem area, and absorbed directly into the skin.
Of the seven rats treated by the Albert Einstein College of Medicine in New York, five showed signs of arousal, according to results presented to the American Urological Association (AUA).
The new treatment would likely have fewer side effects than Viagra, which is taken orally and been shown to cause headaches and facial flushing.
Researchers also believe that the nanoparticle therapy could work much more quickly than Pfizer’s market-leading drug, which takes up to an hour to kick in.
“This is a very interesting concept which has potential to impact treatment of many conditions including erectile dysfunction if it can be translated from the animal lab to clinical practice,” said Ira D Sharlip of the AUA.
An estimated 2.3 million men in Britain are thought to suffer from the erectile problems, which can be caused by a variety of conditions.

Urm… what the hell “other conditions” would boner cream treat besides erectile dysfunction? And what if you applied the cream and then gave a guy a handjob—would it rub off on him? And how about those poor rats? Did they at least give them rat porn or inflatable sex partners so they didn’t suffer from tiny blue balls? Oh science! You’ve left so many questions unanswered!

29 Apr 09 By paperbagwriter 3 Comments