He-Man's Got A Secret...!
We're all about toys recently on QC. No, we don't mean the ass toys from Fort Troff or Stockroom. We mean childhood toys, like Legos. As a kid, we loved our older brother's He-Man action figures. Maybe it was the hard plastic, their sculpted muscles, long swords, or furry briefs. Either way, we loved making them wrestle against each other on the carpet, in our beds, against our wills... against our hearts!!!
What we didn't know was that He-Man was closer to our hearts than we could have ever imagined. What do we mean? Click after the jump to find out...
HE-MAN'S A BIG OL' BOTTOM! Sooprise, sooprise. He goes gallivanting around on a big pussy cat, has a twin sister who's more manly than him , and is always tussling with Skeletor, a muscle top with a big bone just waiting to clobber our jobber! Oh well, even though our hero has succumbed to the ejaculatory forces of evil, we know that he'll come again. You can't keep a good bottom down!
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Not Orko too!!! And Trap Jaw. . .Really?
hahahahaha.. i never thought that that floating elf or whatever that thing is has a huge dick hiding inside that floating red cloak... and it's blue too.. aww.. thats so cute.. hahahahah
@ricoryx
His name was Orko. Dammit, my geek is hanging out again.
your geek is hot though, I'd take it any day
hahaha, that is so wrong... hilarious, but wrong... but high time someone made fun of that stupid cartoon.
@Aazhdeen
thanks for the info... heheheh i do remember this cartoons when i was a little boy..those were the days..sigh.. LOL
HAHA My BF and I were talking about this post this morning and I had forgotten to check back on it. We had the best cartoons growing up in the 80's. I remember a few years ago when someone said that there weren't Saturday morning cartoons really anymore and I was just shocked. Who here didn't have a crush on Adam?! (He-Man)
He- Man is a power bottom!!! That's hot! Not to sure about Orko being involved with that, kind of scary and what's with Adam sucking his fathers dick, that's strange too.. LOL