Harry Potter Actors Robert Pattinson And Freddie Stroma Score Two Points For Hufflepuff And Gryffindor!

Robert Pattinson And Freddie Stroma Score Two Points For Gryffindor

What’s the deuce is going on at Hogwart’s? First, Harry Potter (Daniel Radcliffe) is caught getting naked and blinding horses. Then, Cedric Diggory (Robert Pattinson) starts kissing men after class. Now Cedric’s been caught tucking his junk Buffalo Bill style and his classmate Cormac McLaggen (Freddie Stroma) is dancing in his underwear. They do force the Hogwart’s boys to all sleep in the same tower… Maybe the Weasley Twins cast a gay spell and it’s catching.
Actually, the screenshots above aren’t from a Harry Potter film. They’re from Pattinson’s film,Little Ashes where he plays gay love object, Salvador Dali. We’re not sure what the hell he’s doing in this scene (other than being a total fruit), but if you’re a big Cedric Diggory fan, you can also download the scene and find out.
Meanwhile, Freddie Stroma’s strutting his stuff in men’s skivvies for an ACNE Underwear promotional video. He’s not so great at Muggle dance moves, but it looks like he’s smuggling a pouch full of Floo Powder in that bulge of his. Maybe we can go down to Diagon Alley and he can put his broomstick inside our Leaky Cauldron. We’ve got Harry’s invisibility cloak so no one, not even Filch’s cat, will see.
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Thanks to OMG Blog for the Pattinson pics.

Jul 15, 2009 By paperbagwriter 1 Comment