PataPORN With Chinpoko

PataPORN With Chinpoko!
One word… DIAMONDS! Uh-oh, now you’re intrigued. So let’s put your curiosity to ease, it’s time for PATAPORN with Chinpoko!
Butch Dixon: Dillon Buck & Ulysse
Butch Dixon: Dillon Buck & Ulysse
Diamonds are forever!!!
Until you shoot your load at least. I know that I usually review videos… HOWEVER! (Clearing throat importantly) These pictures are incredibly hot. Dillon Buck is just one gorgeous hunk of a man, and the fact that he’s playing private dick with Ulysse makes this scene even better.
I must say these pictures really do tell some type of story… and it was fine, a fine story I told myself. Butch gives you the important details but you’re the one who gets to fill in the cracks with your own imagination.
HAHAHA! I just said, “Fill in the crack.” I’ll fill in your crack, Ulyssee.
Damn, I think Ulyssee was birthed out of the womb already knowing how to ride cock. The man can take a pounding and I’m definitely perusing the rest of Butch Dixon to find some of his videos. PATA PATA PATA!
Man Avenue: Girth Brooks (2)
Man Avenue: Girth Brooks (2)
Girth Brooks is quite possibly the cutest man in America. He really, REALLY IS!
Man Avenue has hit a home run with this boy. Girth has just the most handsome face that you’ve ever wanted to give a facial to. Ah, and his fuzzy chest, tight body…
AND THAT FAT COCK! PATA PATA PATA!
I know I don’t say this often, but I’m in love, dear fans. Okay, I say I’m in love with different men all the time, but this time I really mean it. If you don’t check this post out, well then, you’re not really gay, are you? In fact, if you’re not in love with Girth, then you’re just as straight as… ?!!
I’d like to have a cute baseball cap just like Girth’s. I only hope under that hat he has good hair. If not, well… that would be unfortunate. But I’d still love him… no, that’s not true. I can’t deal with bad hair. I’m a shallow prick and I’d drop him like it’s hot.
But Girth, I still love you! Hottest post of the week.


Randy Blue: Brandon and Christian
Randy Blue: Brandon and Christian
Christian Sharp will be the next big thing.
There! I called it. Take notes, everyone, and when the day comes… well, I told you so. Wait a minute… I’m imagining Girth and Christian. Mmmmmm…
Now, back to business. Randy Blue impressed me this week. Here’s why:
1) Dual-screen porn – While Brandon gets fucked, one camera stays on his face, while the other shows Christian’s cock sliding in and out of Brandon’s tight hole. The effect is really hot and makes you feel more like you’re in the action.
2. Improved camera angles – Maybe Randy Blue has been reading my reviews! Regardless, he’s finally starting to get creative with the views. One of the hottest moments of the scene is watching Christian (and those eyelashes) go to town on Brandon’s cock. The camera work isn’t Sean Cody quality yet, but it’s getting there.
3. The handstand 69 – Well done, boys… well done. This move showcases Christian’s ass in the hottest, most beautiful way. I was getting wet at this point, dear readers. I could eat Christian’s ass like a damned cinnamon roll!
Overall, this scene’s exciting because it’s just something a bit different. It’s not drastic, but in porn, a little something extra can make a huge difference.
Unless it’s a little dick. Those don’t do anything. What? So I’m a size queen—I’m a porn-loving cock. I’m allowed people! Back off!
Next Door Buddies: Justin Jameson and Andrew Blue
Next Door Buddies: Justin Jameson and Andrew Blue
I love that Justin Jameson has a hot body, nice ass, and looks COMPLETELY relaxed in these pictures. Oh yeah, his face looks like he’s been meditating on the meaning of life for days and now all that radiates from it is peace. He doesn’t look constipated in the pictures at all. Nooooo! (Chinpoko nodding his head yes).
I also love that Justin doesn’t try and have some weird posed face for every shot—you know, like a cross between Zoolander and Dieter from Saturday Night Live’s Sprockets sketch. Oh no… he just looks completely relaxed… oh, and NATURAL! Yes, most of all Justin looks natural, soooo natural in fact that if you look up natural in the dictionary, Justin’s face is right there.
And I’m so glad he was a terrible poser in pictures, because it didn’t ruin the porn for me… he always made a face like eating a lemon.
Yeah, I loved this video so much that I think right about now I’d like a circumcision with out pain medication… that’d be just fine.
Sean Cody: Harley and Matt
Sean Cody: Harley and Matt
Nooooooooooooooooo! Say it isn’t so Harley. Say it isn’t so. First Addison, and now Harley. What the hell is Sean Cody doing by taking all our favorites away to no-gay-porn land? It’s downright depressing!
Harley has been such a vital part of Sean Cody; it’s a bit hard to imagine what things will be like without him. It’s really hard. No, I’m serious… I’m hard right now… aren’t you?
Okay dear readers, I’m not going to be depressed about Harley leaving. I’m going to fight on! And in the mean time, I’m going to look up Girth! PATA PATA! Now get out there and get turned on.

Aug 16, 2009 By paperbagwriter Write a comment!