QC FYI: Foods For Fucking, 6 Totally True Sex Myths, and Macho Men With Tight Holes

Better Sex Through Food
Every now and then our features editor gets backed up onto someone’s dick with a wealth of un-published material. So with a backlog of QC FYI material, he threw together this mixed bag of medical info for pervs and nerds alike.
Better Sex Through Food
Everyone knows that oysters are a natural aphrodisiac, right? WRONG! Well, not unless you eat 50 to get the sex benefits from zinc iodine. Well how about red hot chili peppers, or half a bottle of wine? The fact is that seemingly boring foods pumpkin seeds, asparagus, and and vanilla ice cream contain more sexual boosters than the more famous “sex foods.”
You should check out the entire list for yourself. Luckily, the list of good sexfoods includes chocolate covered strawberries, sirloin steak, bananas and other genitally-shaped edibles. Plus, with just a minor tweak in your diet, you can dramatically improve your libido!
What do you eat to get yourself in the mood?
6 Totally True Sex Myths
6 Ridiculous Sex Myths That Are actually True
Ever heard the one about the guy who gets his wiener stuck in a pool drain? How about the guy who called for a hooker and got his daughter instead? Or the groom who played a video of him fucking a dog at his wedding reception? Turns out they’re all true and Cracked has the details.
One of the most interesting stories is about an “orgasm pill” called clomipramine:

An anti-depressant in use since the 60s, this little pill has the sexual prowess of most NBA superstars but with less VD and paternity disputes. It also causes weight gain, nausea and, oddly enough, impotence in men; but even a fat, nauseous dude with a limp noodle has to be pretty stoked if he’s having spontaneous orgasms.

And, sure enough, around one in 20 people that take the pill will get off whenever they yawn… keep in mind that while five percent of people experience orgasms, most of the other 95 percent have the exact opposite reaction.

In addition to its six strange sex tales, there’s also links to the 6 strangest object people have been caught having sex with and 18 of the world’s most disturbing sex toys—brills.
Macho Men Don't Do Prostate Exams
Macho Men Don’t Do Prostate Exams
Ever met one of those “total tops” who are so butch that they’ll never wear pink, cry at musicals, or let you slip a pinky finger into their hoo-ha? They’re not just just uptight, they’re also less likely to get prostate exams or make simple preventative medical visits, so says a study done by the Rutgers University in New Jersey.
They got 1000 middle-aged men to respond to eight statements on a scale from strongly agree to strongly disagree. These statements included, “The husband should have the final say when it comes to making important home purchases” and “It bothers me when a man does something that I consider ‘feminine.'” Those with higher levels of machismo were less likely to go in for a check-up, a flu shot, or a prostate exam.

Men who strongly endorsed macho ideals were 26 percent less likely than other participants to have received a physical exam in the prior year, nearly 30 percent less likely to have completed a prostate exam and nearly 50 percent less likely these and a flu shot in the prior year.

The researchers suggest several reasons for why macho men would avoid preventive healthcare. For instance, men in high-status jobs “do not want to feel emasculated by placing themselves in the subordinate position of patient,” the researchers note.

C’mon bro. It’s totally not gay if you let a doctor stick his prober into your chutthole, unless you get a boner… fag.

Aug 12, 2009 By paperbagwriter Write a comment!