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It's simple! Porn's a lot like poker—the stakes are high, the players are many, and some plays are more valuable than others. Start on the lower left at Solo JO Video and work your way up to Orgy Scene. But an orgy's just about as high as one can go in gay porn, so after that it's back downhill again starting at Directing, ending at Producing A Dance Track, and then dying in obscurity in a bookstore, coffee shop, or rehab center. Where does your favorite porn star rank?
James was on Squirtz back in October of 2007 and since then there has been a lot of water under the bridge. Because he has a new look and a lot of new experiences to tell us about, Squirtz was very excited to get him back. One thing that put him out of their reach for so long was his two year relationship with a jealous girlfriend. But now that the girl is out the he picture, James is available to get back and experiment a little bit.
Kyle decided it had been way too long since he got to see Ridge's hard dick in action so he invited him and his buddy Kameron over for some fun in the hot tub. The guys start off in towels, playing with each other's cocks. Once they're both nice and hard Karmeron slips into the hot tub to give Ridge a nice deep blowjob. After a bit more making out Kameron goes back for seconds of Ridge's hot slab of meat. Then it's Ridge's turn to use his tongue as he eats out Kameron's sweet hole and then blows him. Finally it's time to fuck and Ridge asks "You want some of that?" as he pushes his cock against Kameron's ass. Kameron replies "Yeah but I want to ride it first" and climbs onto Ridge's thick hard cock to ride every inch of it.
The guys waste no time in getting to it here, and Sean doesn't show any hesitation at all despite being the least experienced of the bunch. He and Lucas eagerly make out while Caleb licks their chests and pulls their shorts down to reveal their hard cocks. In no time, Caleb is bobbing up and down on their dicks, alternating between Lucas' and Sean's hard cocks and getting them slick with spit while the two tops continue to kiss and feel each other up.
We just had to pass this one along.Joe.My.God. reported an unsuccessful assassination attempt on the life of a Saudi Prince by a would-be martyr who stuck a bomb up his anus. The attack didn't go as planned. Joe has more:
Remember the guy who tried to light a bomb in his shoe? And now we have to take our shoes off at the airport? Remember the guy who tried to sneak in liquid explosives? And now we can't bring shampoo on board? What do you think the TSA will do about the ass-bombers? Richard Scneier:
Nobody tell the TSA, but last month someone tried to assassinate a Saudi prince by exploding a bomb stuffed in his rectum. He pretended to be a repentant militant, when in fact he was a Trojan horse: The resulting explosion ripped al-Asiri to shreds but only lightly injured the shocked prince -- the target of al-Asiri's unsuccessful assassination attempt. Other news articles arehere, and here are two blogposts.
For years, I have made the joke about Richard Reid: "Just be glad that he wasn't the underwear bomber." Now, sadly, we have an example of one. Lewis Page, an "improvised-device disposal operator tasked in support of the UK mainland police from 2001-2004," pointed out that this isn't much of a threat for three reasons: 1) you can't stuff a lot of explosives into a body cavity, 2) detonation is, um, problematic, and 3) the human body can stifle an explosion pretty effectively (think of someone throwing himself on a grenade to save his friends).
Looks like you might want to keep an eye on the guy sitting next to you who keeps going to the bathroom. Or maybe that guy in the security line with the killer ass really has a KILLER ASS—is it real or is it plastique? Maybe you'd better squeeze to make sure. On Joe's advice we checked out the comments section of Scneier's article and collected the funniest ones below:
You'll just have to hope it doesn't explode when bending over to take your shoes off. Although, that can solve problem #3. Just bend over and "let rip".
Time to buy shares in black rubber glove manufacturer's...
just waiting for the first joke about explosive diarrhea...
I note the report states the device was probably detonated by remote control. I suppose this is one case where the traditional method of setting off a grenade ("Insert finger through ring and pull") would have tipped the Prince off that something was wrong.
Well that certainly puts the "ass" in "assassin".
I guess now he really *can't* tell the difference between his ass and a hole in the ground.
Rectum?! Damn near killed him!
"you can't stuff a lot of explosives into a body cavity" Are you kidding me? I've seen whole people come out of some body cavities.
If you like them hairless, then you are going to love Mariano (22), because this footballer hasn't got a single hair on his body. He's completely smooth, all the way from his head down to his toes. The only exception is his ass; there you will find just a touch of hair, and a bit more surrounding his tight hole.
Extra Big Dicks debut last week of Mr. Jessie Alan and his 9" plus uncut python left everyone wanting to see more—to be more specific, they wanted to see that snake convicted of breaking and entering and this week, it does both. Jessie's playmate is 18 year old Isaac Summer, a slim beauty with a pole almost as big as Jessie's. Isaac can't keep his eyes off Jessie's boxers and he's not about to play coy as he pulls them down to get a closer look. Isaac goes down on it getting as much of it as he can in his hungry mouth. Jessie steadily bobs Isaac's head on his meat wanting to get as much of his meat in Isaac's warm mouth. Jessie gets up on his knees between Isaac's legs and places his monster cock over Isaac's as he strokes them together. His cock is ready for more. Isaac's ass is gonna need a little coaxing to take what Jessie wants to give him so Jessie spreads that smooth ass open and begins to lick and suck on his hole. Isaac gasps as Jessie pulls out only to flip him onto his knees and slams that cock back in for more. Jessie then puts our bottom boy on his back and fucks him deep until he shoots his load all over himself. Jessie keeps right on fucking him as Isaac winces in pain. Jessie eventually hauls his cock out and jacks his load all over his navel and happy trail.
Calvin Conners has a sexy body—abs of steel, rock hard guns and legs, and more importantly, a nice thick cock. Calvin strokes his meat, and by the way he is moaning, you can tell Calvin really enjoys the feeling. After fucking his hands like he had never jerked off before, Calvin gets on all fours and shows us his nice bubble butt, then finishes off with a hot cumshot!
Paulie is a good Italian boy who found his way from the east coast via the USMC. He's not much on the southern California lifestyle and misses the east coast. Paulie won Dink's heart immediately. He's so cute and just a regular type guy. He's somewhat shy, but when a camera aims in his direction he's suddenly a ham. This one really likes to show off. Paulie is 20-years old, 5' 10" and 170 lbs. He's got beautiful brown hair and those puppy-dog brown eyes that just pull you in and make you wanna keep him.
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