We're only half sure this kid isn't 16, but no matter whether he's jailbait or not, he's figured out a way to pay his way through community college with his stripper dance routine to Shakira's She-Wolf. You got to give it to the twink, he went through a lot of trouble for this fifteen minutes of web fame: he fashioned a full-body leotard, built a wooden prison that can withstand all 98 pounds of his hanging bodyweight, and even learned how to tie a bowtie for that polished Chippendale's look.

In some shots he looks like David Bowie's goblin offspring, in others he looks like Brent Corrigan's half-brother. The boy's gotta enroll in a Hip Hop I class though to work on those shoulder rolls and slut lunges. But he wears briefs and has hairy pits, so he's a keeper. And can we just add that we love that he joins his lover at the end in that teeny-weeny twin-sized bed? It's so undergrad!