Queerism – Cleveland Steamer

noun: Shitting on someone’s chest, rubbing it in with your buttcheeks, and whistling while you do it. Presumably a last date move supposedly named because of the brown stripe on the orange Cleveland Browns football helmet.
ex: What?! Oh please… no one has ever given anyone a Cleveland Steamer. That’s just one of those dumb, outrageous sex moves that everyone likes to talk about but no one really does, kinda like a Jelly Donut or a Dirty Sanchez.
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