Guess His Dick: Lucky #13

This week’s Guess His Dick contender is a 22 year old straight guy from Williamsburg, Virginia. He looks pretty adorable in his bow-tie, and (SPOILER ALERT), he loves his asshole. Like, more than straight guys usually do. Whaddaya think he’s sporting?

Bonus Round: Guess His Asshole! What do you guys think? Light hair? Braidable gorilla hair? 14 assholes? We’ll leave the bonus round open-ended, so rather than a poll, leave a QComment with your guess. Because we want you to use your full imaginations here.