Queerisms - Masturdate

Queerisms - Masturdate

noun: Someone who's only willing to jerk off on the first date.

ex: "So did you fuck him?"
"Nah. It was a masturdate, so we jerked off and I went home."

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Queerisms - Lesboyan

Queerisms - Lesboyan

noun: noun: A subtype of lesbian with the annoying tendency to look like extremely cute boys until you're close enough to speak with them (pronounced: lez-boy-uhn).

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Queerisms - Thrink

Queerisms - Thrink

noun: A twink that's over thirty.

ex: "Yeah, you're thin and boyish, but much too old to be called a twink. You're definitely more of a thrink. Now buy me another drink, thrink!"

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Queerisms - Vaginity

Queerisms - Vaginity

noun: What gay guys keep if they've never dabbled with women prior to coming out.

ex: "You've never slept with a woman? Then your vaginity's still in tact!"

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Queerisms - Moobs

Queerisms - Moobs

noun: Floppy breasts belonging to a fat man (man + boobs = man boobs). Also known as "bitch tits."

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Queerisms - Condoments

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noun: A variety of lubes.

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Queerisms - Half-A-Gay

Queerisms - Half-A-Gay

noun.: A derogatory term used in anger to refer to your non-commital bisexual friend, who seemingly knows everything there is to know about gay culture.

ex: "Sleeping with a guy once every leap year doesn't make you a full-fledged homosexual. At best you're only half-a-gay!"

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Queerisms - Testosteromance

Queerisms - Testosteromance

noun: 1) Love between two straight men.

2) A competitive relationship between two butch men.

ex: "Jean and Barry have a total testosteromance! They're always trying to one-up each other. I wish they'd just fuck and get it over with."

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Queerisms - Cupid

Queerisms - Cupid

adj.: Cute + Stupid

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Queerisms 8. May. 09 0

Queerisms - Fauxmosexual

Queerisms - Fauxmosexual

noun: 1) Someone who gives every appearance of being homosexual (with metrosexual attention to hygiene, style, and culture, effeminate speech, and/or mannerisms), but who is in fact straight. Sometimes used as a way to attract women.

2) A gay-for-pay porn star.

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