noun: A lesbian mother, a dyke raising kids.
ex: You wanna buy our kid a leather burning kit? Don't be such a lezmo.
ex: I was raised by two lezmos—no wonder I turned out straight.
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noun: literally, a fuck puppet. It refers to several different varieties of person:
1) a no-strings-attached piece of ass
2) a sex slave
3) a person who thoroughly enjoys bottoming for another
ex: You may think that James is just my fuppet, but it's actually the other way around... I'm his fuppet.
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adjective: being traumatized or intimidated by a penis-related sexual experience. Dictktimize is also a verb meaning to traumatize or intimidate someone with your cock.
ex: Sean doesn't do sex parties. His experience in the "Singapore sling" left him dicktimized.
or
Please let me top you. I know it's kinda thick, but I promise not to dicktimize you.
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noun: a person who's always gobblin' dick.
ex: You know why we call you a dick goblin, Christopher? It's because you're always gobblin' dick!
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noun: what one keeps when they've never bottomed for anal sex.
ex: Me? I lost my virganalty back in high school. What?! Don't look at me like that. You're just jealous that you still have yours... "total top", my ass.
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noun: refers any of the following:
1) an overweight or ex-twink
ex: Alex used to be a hot twink, but ever since he injured his ankle and started getting paunchy, he's turned into a twunk—I'd still do him though, I'd just enjoy it less.
2) a drunk twink
ex: Look at those twinks next to the bar. What are they, 15-year-olds? If they don't stop doing those blowjob shots, they'll go from twink to twunk in about five minutes.
3) a twink that's a hunk
ex: Oh no, sweetie. You're no twink. A twink's hipbones jut out awkwardly from their jeans. You've got a bod and a butt... you're definitely a twunk.
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noun: waking up with an erection (aka. morning wood, although "slumber lumber" also refers to popping a boner anytime during rest).
ex: When Jesse got up to go pee, he realized he had a hard case of slumber lumber and had to get himself off before being able to go back to sleep.
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adjective: being unable to have sexual contact due to fear of HIV-infection.
ex: I can understand being a little afrAIDS because of the rise in HIV cases, but making me put on a condom before getting head seemed a little excessive!
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noun: Having sex with a shy guy.
ex: Sex with Hamilton was total coytus. He's so shy that he made me turn off the lights before he'd even get naked and then he insisted we do everything under the sheets. He wasn't half bad in the sack though.
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noun: a piece of ass different from the person you regularly sleep with.
ex: When my partner and I want to go cruising, to find a third or more. We don't want to know any names, or anything personal. Just SEX! We call it "getting some strange," although sometimes it gets really STRANGE; but, then again it's just sex, and we're always safe!
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