On QC Main we already shower you some excellent avant-garde amateur porn of The Black Spark and his imitators The Red Spark and Drasko Bogdanovic. But check out this freaky deaky video from the Klaxons for their song “Twin Flames.” There’s not nearly enough mutant man-on-man action for our tastes, but there’s something about greasing your bandmates up in flammable oil and jamming your limbs together for a big onscreen group grope. What do you think, hot or nauseating?
And for some reason the video reminds us of this.
You may have heard of adult babies and diaper fetishists and thought, “Wow, that’s friggin’ weird.” But there’s something nice about abandoning all responsibility and being coddled and cared for by someone you trust. So what else is going on in the minds of these adult diaper lovers?
For one, they’re not pedophiles and they’re not all into messing and wetting themselves. It seems most adults who do enjoy “paraphilic infantilism” are drawn either more to diaper loving (DL) or acting like an adult baby (AB). Some diaper fetishists are both DL and AB and others lean more towards one or the other. Some diaper lovers tend to get turned on by the diaper itself with some even loving to pee and poo themselves, while others just find the loss of control and responsibility hot, even to the point of spooging in a diaper when being changed, coddled, or chastised.
As for adult babies, it’s surprisingly not all about sex. In fact, some adult babies avoid sex because it’s very un-baby like. Some prefer to role play associated with age regression even using cribs, bibs, diapers, rattles, and bottles to really get into the baby mindset and innocently accept the love or discipline of a willing mommy or daddy.
Perhaps looking to capitalize on this fetish, an English ice cream company recently started marketing an ice cream made out of breastmilk called “Baby Gaga.” They collected breast milk from donors, pasteurized it, and now sell it for 14 pounds a pop. Could this be the ideal dessert for AB/DLs or the start of a new breastmilk dessert fad? And what about semen in yogurt? Are we seeing that advent of new products filled with “natural” and “self-made” ingredients? The Asian animators of the video above have some thoughts on the matter.
You’ll be happy to know that Australian Canberra Raiders rugby player Joel Monaghan left his team in disgrace after taking the above photo of him drunkenly getting a dog to lick his cock. He thought it would be funny but apparently others don’t appreciate his taboo sense of humor. And the longer we looked at the photo the more disturbing it became. Yes, it has a housepet next to a man’s exposed genitals—something you can see in the average XTube JO video—but it’s the details that make the pic extra disturbing:
1) The dog isn’t willingly licking Monaghan’s privates. He had to grab its collar and force it down onto his wiener. Poor thing probably thought it was being force fed a naked garden shrew.
2) It’s fucking daylight outside. Who gets wasted in the morning and decides to get sweet oral satisfaction from a dog? Did he for once think that the animal might actually eat his penis?
3) Monaghan has a big ol’ smile on his face. Makes you wonder about the kinds of dogs he normally gets to blow him. Whoever they are, they probably don’t have eight titties or as much body hair as this hot bitch.
4) We really don’t know the dog’s gender for sure, so on top of this being a picture of dog bestiality, it may also be a picture of gay dog bestiality, which sounds more scandalous for some reason.
5) Moments before this pic was taken, a bunch of drunk Ozzies probably egged him on saying things like, “C’mon ya dag! Pull off your daks, make like its Chrissie, and let the wagger lick your dilly bag!” Because that’s how drunk Australians talk.
For the record, we’re against fucking animals. Not only is it cruel, but it also deprives other needy humans of cock. We bet Australia’s full of hairy beasts who would gladly suck Monaghan’s dick without being forced down by a collar (unless they’re into that sort of thing). But we’re glad Monaghan resigned; who would wanna be on the team with the guy who face-raped a dog? Will he face charges for animal cruelty? Time will tell… but in the meanwhile, good luck ever getting laid again, ass castle.
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While QC Main has continued its “SitesWeLove” feature, we stumbled across one a bit too extreme for the home page—the blog Phallic Cymbals. Basically, it’s a blog including any weird things people do with penises. Here’s just a sample of their overall content: Japanese penis festivals, two-headed cocks, dick decapitations, fucking fruit, using your penis as storage device for tapes and coffee mugs, serving up your wiener as a hot dog, penile puppetry, cocks in advertising, deformities caused by sticking your wang in vacuum cleaners, toilet paper tubes, and Nescafe bottles, and boners broken by soccer balls. It’s not all as horrifying as it sounds. In fact, most of the pictures and writing are amusing and even informative. But a bunch of odd penis tricks placed one after another creater a sum greater than its parts. We hope this gallery of odd penile deformities and insertions find a happy home here at QCX. What do you think? Fun? Freakish? Fucked-up? Or all three? Either way, we’re fans.
This fearless guy starts by stretching his balls with a 30 pound concrete block, then adding another 30 pound block, bringing the total weight to a scary 60 pounds straining on his eggs. The balls look like they were about to explode.
Smell that stench?
Olfactophilia and Osmolagnia are both terms used to describe the paraphilia for, and sexual attraction to, or sexual arousal by, smells and odors emanating from the body, especially the sexual areas.
Ran outta water? Cutting down on utility bills? Drink your own piss? Okay, times are bad, but still? Spaced-out guy gags on his own glass of piss. Oh, the things people do.
