QCX’s Fetish 101: Rugby Player Joel Monaghan Got A Blowjob From A Dog

When Chinpoko asked we QueerClickers about having sex with animals, he linked to a story about Canberra Raiders rugby player Joel Monaghan. Monaghan got drunk with a bunch of teammates and decided to play a prank on an absent team member by taking a picture of himself being fellated by the teammate’s dog. You probably “had to be there” to understand the hilarity.
Anyway, one of his trusty teammates must have e-mailed the photo or something because it eventually found its way onto Twitter and landed Monaghan in hot water. Animal activists cried rape but Monaghan’s agent Jim Banaghan said that his client meant it as a joke, not sexual abuse. Nonetheless, the Canberra Raiders CEO Don Furner opened an inquiry into the matter that forced Monaghan to leave the team in disgrace. In response, Monaghan’s agent issued the following statement:

“Joel can’t blame anyone but himself for an act of stupidity that will haunt him for the rest of his life.

Joel wants to make it clear that he was the one playing a prank on an absent teammate by simulating the act.

There are no words of explanation that can be offered because none can be appropriate.

Joel has to now face his family as well as fans and supporters with that shame and has already undergone counseling to help him cope with the consequences of what has happened.

It was a moment of abject stupidity brought about by too much drink and a complete lack of any thought process.

The fact that someone has sought to compound the situation further by the use of social media only adds to the trauma, but Joel accepts that it is his actions alone that are at fault.”

Wait… there are therapists in Australia that specialize in media fallout from bestiality sex pics? Wow, the Outback really does have everything. The Canberra Raiders CEO said, “[The dog sex] is something [Monaghan] will live with for the rest of his life… a big cross to bear for doing something stupid out on the drink. The perils of the media and social media today are a great example of why you shouldn’t do [something like this].”

Let that be a warning to all you kids thinking of making a sex tape with your housepets. We have a picture of their drunken canine tryst and our expert analysis of the entire thing on QCX where it belongs. Don’t act all decent… we know you wanna see it.