QCX Fetish 101: Rugby Player Joel Monaghan In The Doghouse After Canine Blow Job Pic. Don’t Be Like Him.

You’ll be happy to know that Australian Canberra Raiders rugby player Joel Monaghan left his team in disgrace after taking the above photo of him drunkenly getting a dog to lick his cock. He thought it would be funny but apparently others don’t appreciate his taboo sense of humor. And the longer we looked at the photo the more disturbing it became. Yes, it has a housepet next to a man’s exposed genitals—something you can see in the average XTube JO video—but it’s the details that make the pic extra disturbing:
1) The dog isn’t willingly licking Monaghan’s privates. He had to grab its collar and force it down onto his wiener. Poor thing probably thought it was being force fed a naked garden shrew.
2) It’s fucking daylight outside. Who gets wasted in the morning and decides to get sweet oral satisfaction from a dog? Did he for once think that the animal might actually eat his penis?
3) Monaghan has a big ol’ smile on his face. Makes you wonder about the kinds of dogs he normally gets to blow him. Whoever they are, they probably don’t have eight titties or as much body hair as this hot bitch.
4) We really don’t know the dog’s gender for sure, so on top of this being a picture of dog bestiality, it may also be a picture of gay dog bestiality, which sounds more scandalous for some reason.
5) Moments before this pic was taken, a bunch of drunk Ozzies probably egged him on saying things like, “C’mon ya dag! Pull off your daks, make like its Chrissie, and let the wagger lick your dilly bag!” Because that’s how drunk Australians talk.
For the record, we’re against fucking animals. Not only is it cruel, but it also deprives other needy humans of cock. We bet Australia’s full of hairy beasts who would gladly suck Monaghan’s dick without being forced down by a collar (unless they’re into that sort of thing). But we’re glad Monaghan resigned; who would wanna be on the team with the guy who face-raped a dog? Will he face charges for animal cruelty? Time will tell… but in the meanwhile, good luck ever getting laid again, ass castle.
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