You’ll be happy to know that Australian Canberra Raiders rugby player Joel Monaghan left his team in disgrace after taking the above photo of him drunkenly getting a dog to lick his cock. He thought it would be funny but apparently others don’t appreciate his taboo sense of humor. And the longer we looked at the photo the more disturbing it became. Yes, it has a housepet next to a man’s exposed genitals—something you can see in the average XTube JO video—but it’s the details that make the pic extra disturbing:
1) The dog isn’t willingly licking Monaghan’s privates. He had to grab its collar and force it down onto his wiener. Poor thing probably thought it was being force fed a naked garden shrew.
2) It’s fucking daylight outside. Who gets wasted in the morning and decides to get sweet oral satisfaction from a dog? Did he for once think that the animal might actually eat his penis?
3) Monaghan has a big ol’ smile on his face. Makes you wonder about the kinds of dogs he normally gets to blow him. Whoever they are, they probably don’t have eight titties or as much body hair as this hot bitch.
4) We really don’t know the dog’s gender for sure, so on top of this being a picture of dog bestiality, it may also be a picture of gay dog bestiality, which sounds more scandalous for some reason.
5) Moments before this pic was taken, a bunch of drunk Ozzies probably egged him on saying things like, “C’mon ya dag! Pull off your daks, make like its Chrissie, and let the wagger lick your dilly bag!” Because that’s how drunk Australians talk.
For the record, we’re against fucking animals. Not only is it cruel, but it also deprives other needy humans of cock. We bet Australia’s full of hairy beasts who would gladly suck Monaghan’s dick without being forced down by a collar (unless they’re into that sort of thing). But we’re glad Monaghan resigned; who would wanna be on the team with the guy who face-raped a dog? Will he face charges for animal cruelty? Time will tell… but in the meanwhile, good luck ever getting laid again, ass castle.
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Gay vampire sex is wicked hardcore yo. We already knew that Alexander Skarsgard who plays Eric Northman in HBO’s True Bloodhas a sweettooth for men, but now we finally get to see him impale a fellow vampire on his stake. And who is his sexual victim? Talbot, “the bitchy queeny partner of Russell Edgington, the vampire king of Mississippi.” Fleshbot kindly provided these two webclips of the action, but if you wanna see the seduction in full, drop by Queerty. They also dug up this quote from Theo Alexander, the actor who plays Talbot.
Well, the part about kissing another man. I don’t really do that, so… I didn’t want to think of him as a woman. Many people told me, “Oh, just close your eyes and think of him as a woman.” But no, because that is a totally different energy and I had to be very present with Alex and his male energy. I had to open myself to be able to actually be attracted to him, like, really attracted to him. At the end of the day, it was fun, though.
You should really read Alexander’s whole interview and then if you still can’t get enough, get your vampire-loving ass over to Manhunt Daily for some cream-worthy screen caps from the episode. If that doesn’t satisfy your vampire fetish until Halloween, we might suggest renting back episodes of the sex gay blood-sucking soap opera, The Lair—after all, porn star Colton Ford’s in it!
Slash Fiction is when you take two characters and pair them in a fantasy scenario. In the case of bisexual, polyamorous, gender-fuck, illustrator Ponderosa, her slash fantasies involve Harry Potter’s Professor Snape teaching Lucius Malfoy some manners; Draco Malfoy cross-dressing in a dainty cape, blouse, and orange and black knickers for you to jack his lantern on Halloween; someone giving Serverus a moonlit lesson in bondage; the X-Men‘s Wolverine stabbing the shit out of Sabertooth as they buttfuck; the Watchmen‘s Comedian burning a cigar into the shoulder of Ozymandias during a rape and Rorschach fashioning his mask into a dress (with matching shoes!); Jack Sparrow getting a little loose-lipped around the other Pirates of the Carribean; and the vamps of Supernatural trying a little love-biting and bondage.
The artist has got style! And these pics were too kinky to show on QC Main. But if you’re interested in her other steamy slash fantasy pics, check out her QCA post over there.
This video capture is taken off a rare video clip of a huge Hollywood action star who starred in a porn video waaaay before he hit the big time. Guess whose salami that belongs to? We’ll reveal the full cock soon.
