Here’s some Dickillation! 😉 OK, maybe the expression isn’t what we’d call sexy, but what an action-packed bulge!
For more celebrity packages, make your way to The Bulge Report.
Many of you have probably run into some of Rick Chris’ homoerotic art before. He’s been making the gay world a little brighter… a lot brighter, actually… with his creations for over 20 years.
We didn’t necessarily mean to relegate his work to our “funnies” section, but we did get a smile from his “retro media” gallery where he shows off his queerified [there’s a queerism] revisionist entertainment history. That “BillyCub’s Island” spoof on Gilligan’s Island is hilarious… and though we know they’re just drawings, these castaways do provide a hefty dose of titillation. [Editor’s note: Maybe this is something for the QC Queerisms Department, but we need our own queer equivalent of “titillation” (it’s so… breasty)… let’s use “dickillation” from now on.]
Anyway, lots of dickillation from Mr. Chris’ work in general. Check it out. There’s even a “Halloween Horror with a gay twist” humor section right now.
Cheers Queers!! and (for the five-millionth time) Happy Halloweiner!!
Hey Kids –
Thanks for all of you who wrote to me, IM’d me, posted, etc., etc., etc.
By an overwhelming majority your dear Mom will be none other than the ultimate of Mom’s: Joan Crawford!
As if there would be anyone else I could be!
M’wah – M.
New bulgeroo pic, courtesy of Getty Images.
The great thing about living near the sunny beach is that there are tons of hot, shirtless guys around. These two young (and very hung) studs, Tony & Chad were no exception. Check out their ferocious sucking by the pool and see where it all leads in the bedroom over at Jake Cruise. Delicious.
この笑顔のかわいい男の子、ハリーさん21才、英国王子なんだそうです。
こんなにかわいいんだ、へぇ～。
で、日刊紙サンによると
皇位継承権第三位につらなるハリーは、金髪のガールフレンドChelsy Davy’sの名前を刺青したといううわさが広まったせいで、尻を出して見せるよう命令された。
軍隊の一員として行進中、軍曹から「士官候補生ウェールズ、パンツを下ろしてケツを見せろ！」と怒鳴られた。
ハリー自身は明らかにうわさを知らなかったため、「どういうこと？」と答えたが、「つべこべ言わずに下ろせ、うわさが本当かどうか確かめてやる！」と厳命された。
ホンマかいな。
この写真の男、Graham Ackerman、22才は2005年NCAA男子体操選手権床運動でアメリカチャンピオン（通算三度目）になった学生さんで、ゲイであることを公言しているのだそうです。
インタビューによれば性格も素直でイイ奴らしい。床運動、跳馬、平行棒、鉄棒を得意とするそうで、そざかしベッドの中でも力強くしなやかなんだろうと思われます。
好みのタイプは年上らしい。
ここに17才当時に自作したWebページがあります。
おまけのモッコリ写真↓
Abercrombie & Fitchというのはオンラインのファッション・ブランドのようです。
服の趣味に関する好き嫌いは置いておいて、冬も近いこの時期に、脈絡もなく裸の男モデルが見られるのはいいことじゃないか、と申しております。
Hey Kids –
Just wanted to put this question to you: What should Mom wear for Halloween?
Several of you have already sent some amazing suggestions so I’ve narrowed it down to two choices. Since so many of you think I am such a “screaming queen” I find these two choices very apropos. Either the ever famous and oft stolen “Scream” or the original Mom – “Mommie Dearest” – which will it be? Let me know which you think is best.
M’wah – M.
“Swat” as he calls himself is a pretty rough character whom Rob recently met while soliciting straight guys online. If you didn’t know better you’d say he’s a dead ringer for a Marine but he’s not. He particularly likes black chicks or any ethnic pussy really and loves to get his 7 inch uncut sausage sucked on drip-dry. Unfortunately he has never had his load swallowed until now!
He admitted to having his cock sucked when he was 15 by a little nelly thing that lived next door to him up in Washington but admits he really doesn’t remember whether it was good or not. After much convincing and maneuvering of words, Rob finally talked Swat into doing some work for him and allowing a guy to suck his cock. They agreed on a price, got all the paperwork squared away and set up a day for him to do the dirty deed.
He went over to Rob’s and they immediately started drinking and boy does he like to drink. Rob had planned the whole seduction way in advance. There was low lighting to make him as comfortable as possible and made it seem less like a video and more like the days when he was 15 getting his dick sucked by a nelly queen neighbor next door. It worked because it wasn’t long before he was sporting some wood.
Rob’s blowjob really made quite an impression on Swat. According to Rob, sucking uncut cock is a little different from circumcised dicks as there is more to play with and more to keep the tongue and lips busy with. When Rob started to pull on Swat’s foreskin with his teeth, he went berserk.
The great thing about this video is that Swat gives one of the most interesting reactions that Rob has ever taped so far. Watch the eyes roll into the back of his head followed by the prize-winning expression when he realised in disbelief Rob had swallowed every single drop of his cum. The dude actually checked his dick (a few times) for traces of cum but found none!
We didn’t believe it when we first heard the news, but apparently the young Prince Harry was asked to drop his pants during a military parade and prove whether or not he had a tattoo of his girlfriend on his ass. Hello!? Where are the photos?!!! Please…
The Sun daily newspaper says:
Harry, third in line to the throne, was ordered to bare his bum after rumours spread he had blonde girlfriend Chelsy Davy’s name inked on.
During a parade, a colour sergeant yelled: “Cadet Wales, drop your pants and show me your backside!”
Harry, apparently oblivious to the rumour, replied: “Are you serious?” before being ordered: “Just get them off, I want to see if it’s true”, The Sun said.
How many gymnasts are as hot as Graham Ackerman, and openly gay?
In April, Graham won the national championship in the floor exercise event at the 2005 NCAA Men’s Gymnastics Championship at the United States Military Academy at West Point, N.Y., making him a three-time national champ and one of only a handful of openly gay top-ranked college athletes.
From the interviews we’ve read, the 22-year-old seems like a really nice and down-to-earth bloke. His specialties are floor exercise, vault, parallel bars and high bar. We reckon he’ll be pretty malleable in the bedroom as well. Hmm. He can floor us anytime. Ha.
He perfers his men older too. Also, we found his very old webpage (AngelFire, remember?) which he made when he was 17 (still not old enough to view QueerClick…but then again, we weren’t around!)
Before we close, here’s a photo we think you’d like this. Nice creases, Graham.
Check out the Nu Lick! Spence showed up over over at BoyRide and showed his stuff for an audition. We like his sweet green eyes, mixed with his dirty, dirty boy looks… A tight body and rock hard cock. What’s not to like? We can’t to see more of Spence… in the meantime, check out the photos and the movies for now.
Chandler has the sweetest eyes that just melt my bitter, cold heart. *sigh* And I have to agree with Bryan at Chaosmen that there is something dead sexy about this guy’s pierced nipples. How I wouldn’t mind bumping into this stud on the beach… See more of Chandler at Chaosmen.com
Ahhh, wintertime is approaching. And regardless of how you feel about Abercrombie & Fitch these days, you gotta admire their endurance in bringing hot shirtless and low slung-panted (!) frat boy types to our computer screen, even in seasons when we least expect it. So for that, Thank You A&F.
This one is packed with words and pictures… ready for consumption (no pun intended… honestly).
Years ago, while being hassled by the other SNL Gap Girls for eating fries and being fat, Chris Farley retorted eloquently for a generation of gravitationally-challenged Americans … “Lay off me, I’m staaaarving!!!”
Click Click and a big piece of pie!!