We’ve puzzled until our puzzlers are sore, to paraphrase the Grinch. HELP US OUT and write a witty caption for this pic.
There are some obvious puns, but we’re really looking for theperfectly hilarious caption for this hunky Bare Bear seemingly in distress.
We’ll do our best to track your entries and then post the winning caption in the next several days. The prize? Just the satisfaction of knowing that you brightened the day of your fellow Queer Clickers (altruism). Or that you made their lattes squirt out their noses in a sheer riot of laughter (comedic genius). It’s the least you can do for a troubled world (guilt).
NOTE: You may continue to submit witty captions for this Bare Bear (hit “Comments” below), but the winner(s) have been chosen. See the subsequent post made Sept. 27 for the finalists and ultimate winner. –QC
Jaden had a lot of fun doing his first video. Although he’s reserved, he knows what he’s got and he loves to show it off. He’d never touched another guy sexually but was willing to give it a try. Blake had contacted SC about being in a film. His request was unusual, though, in that he had a fantasy about sucking off another guy in his office. He wanted to be with Jaden because he has a co-worker who resembles him. Luckily, Blake’s boss is gay and was willing to let us use Blake’s desk after hours!
Blake is a little on the skinny side, but very sexy with dark, curly hair, a nice six pack, and a hot dick. Jaden was really stiff at first, but after a nice shoulder rub Blake put him at ease and within a few minutes you’d be surprised at how Jaden was grabbing Blake’s head and telling him how to suck his cock!
Not sure how authentic this is, but at AshtonHacked.com, you can listen to messages left on Ashton’s voicemail service which two blokes, Dave and Joey, had spent a weekend hacking into by keying in all possible four-digit permutations for a phone number which Joey’s sister, Kimberly, was given when she met Ashton Kutcher at Dolce earlier that day. The boys didn’t believe her of course. Until they hacked into the jackpot with the combination “7865”.
Amongst the messages, were messages from possibly an irrate Bruce Willis, a sweet Bruce, a drug dealer(?)…
…But the one which you’d no doubt be most interested in will be this one where a moist chick describes in detail how much she enjoyed giving him a blowjob the previous night. Apparently Ashton shot a big load (even “after all that fucking”) and having his underside of his cock drives him wild! She wants to bring along a girlfriend to recreate all that magic for their next session!
(Thanks for sharing the scoop, Alex!!)
Have you ever thought about getting it on with that hot exec in the office? Well Ron has, and Axel is his target for today!
Over at MenAtPlay.net he is taking his erotic dreams and making them a reality with suited stud Axel in “Dream On.” Watch as Ron goes from boot licker to cock sucker. From fuck toy to cum coated boy. Even the office copier gets in on the action!
Check it out before quiting time cums!
“When you’re in Hollywood, you have to keep yourself together and looking good to extend your career…”
“My photo gallery in my salon is like a chameleon. It’s pretty amazing how I’ve changed over the years.”
Move aside Michael. There’s a new freak in town. The self proclaimed Ken Doll, Steve Erhardt, has undergone over 30 plastic surgeries, amounting to almost a quarter million dollars. Update:
We found his mammaries! Footnote:
We were so focused on Steve we missed the fact that the doctor looked kinda hideous himself too! Eeeks!
Kris contacted Rob again and wanted to know if he could do some more work. You kidding, Kris!?
They made arrangements and Kris was told to dress casual this time so we can all get to know Kris a little more personal. He came in real casual with shorts, flip flops and a t-shirt and looked very hot!
After the usual interviews, they proceeded with the action. Kris already had a semi when his clothes came off and he sported a beautiful 7 inch circumcised cock that naturally stood right at attention. Rob could hardly contain himself!
Kris was very turned on and Rob knew that he was a poor, naive and defenseless straight guy who already knew what kind of talented mouth Rob had. Just knowing that his cock was in for a good workout got him hard as a frickin’ rock.
Rob wasted no time in getting his perverted ‘lil mouth buried deep down his long shaft, slowly working his tongue all over Kris’ throbbing mushroom head, licking all around it making him moan and close his eyes. Rob licked down the shaft and all around his balls and he was so sensitive that you could see his nuts shrink up to his sack in ecstasy.
Rob began sucking this boy ALL OVER the living room. He stood Kris up on the couch over his face and had him fuck his mouth like it was a pussy. Kris, of course, fucked like a rabbit!
Finally Rob got him to the point where he would blow a load clear to the ceiling and sure enough as he slobbered all over his cock making it wet and slippery he could stand it no more and let out a big moan as he blew his sweet juicy load all over Rob’s face. 1,2,3,4,5 squirts of hot, thick jizz drenched Rob’s face.
Here’s one BIG update from CorbinFisher.com…so big they had to load it in TWO PARTS! Mason was an instant sensation at CF since his introduction a few weeks back (many thanks to his ex-GF for filling an app out for him!). CF had the good fortune of talking him into taking things further with a guy! Logan was in town working on another project, so he was drafted to break Mason in!
What they filmed that afternoon was nothing short of amazing! Logan worked his magic and put Mason at ease as he repeatedly DEEP-KISSED HIM (wet, sloppy muacks), worshipped his muscles, and worked his way down to service Mason’s rock hard tool!
Logan sucked and licked Mason’s uncut cock, working Mason into a sexual frenzy! Logan even got Mason to return the favor and suck cock for the first time! When Logan invited Mason to fuck his ass, Mason was so horned up he readily accepted the invite!
And fuck Logan’s ass he did! Mason mounted Logan from behind and began sliding his thick tool in and out of Logan’s tight hole while Logan gasped in pleasure! And Mason kept fucking him as Logan begged for more!
What happened next was a surprise! As Mason continued to pound Logan’s straight boy hole, he repeatedly hit Logan’s internal ‘G-Spot’ causing Logan to SPONTANEOUSLY CUM all over himself – and HE WASN’T EVEN HARD or thinking about girls!! He came entirely from the sensation of Mason’s throbbing cock plugged deep in his hole!!! Not to be outdone, Mason then blew his hot load in Logan’s eager mouth!
Guys, this is a killer update – it has everything but the kitchen sink in it!
When is a fetish really a fetish? Or when is it just playing dress-up? When is it just weird?
The situations range far and wide. There must be a legitimate lawn mower fetish out there if one can easily find two guys posing with their machines. And are certain brands of cellophane better than others in the realm of auto-erotic asphyxiation? (Don’t try that at home alone. QC will not be held liable if you are lured into a coma by the Glad Wrap when putting away dinner leftovers.)
There is a little “horse me” contingent out there. They love to morph pictures of themselves into horsies… and we hope that’s the extent of it. The clothespin thing? Yawn. That’s so 1978 dungeon. Been there, hospitalized for that.
One of our favorites, because special effects meet homosex meets Jack And The Beanstalk (and occasionally the Godzilla-esque trampling of a major city by a hunky naked muscle man), is the whole “Giant Fantasy” trip. Search the net for “gay giant” and you’ll find lots of it.
Finally, there’s the “sex with any inanimate object around the house” thing, which we don’t consider a fetish. Certainly one could have a thing for carrots, slightly microwaved… but we digress… or a melon balled (hence “melon baller”) to create the perfect “orifice”. But it’s all just horniness, plain and simple. If we have anything to say about it, the old saying “if the shoe fits…” needs to be adjusted for queers: “If it doesn’t cause a prolapse, give it a shot”. OK, too graphic. “If the boot fits, lick it.” Better?
Without recounting the obvious ones we’ve all heard of, what’s the funniest (funny to you) fetish you’ve ever heard of? The operative word is “funny”, not gross, tasteless, or unmentionable.
“Have a great weekend” wishes to all you Queer Clickers… whatever it is that turns you on. 🙂
