Patrick has led a life of leisure up until today. Idle afternoons were spent exercising and jerking off to the sight of his maid bending over. Now he’s learned that the family fortune actually belongs to another relative and he’s left penniless. The sexy smooth boy must now strip off and sexually perform for the gratification of the household staff or be thrown out on the street. Hot raunchy new sleaze in the latest update of Lord Barkwith at cfnm.net!
“I’m honored, and more than a little surprised, to receive this prestigious award,” Vivas said. “It never occurred to me that Newt Gingrich, one of the principal architects of the conservative Contract With America in the 1990s, would be willing to brave criticism from the far right of his party in order to recognize good work done on the part of an adult entertainment professional.”
The notice from ASWF also informed Vivas that Gingrich is “looking forward to finally meeting you (Vivas) face to face — and get your thoughts on Cap and Trade and Obama’s Tax Policy.”
“I’m honored, and more than a little surprised, to receive this prestigious award,” Vivas said today in a cheeky press release. “Rest assured, I’ll take the opportunity to inform Mr. Gingrich of some of the major challenges facing the adult entertainment industry in the current market .., from obscenity prosecutions to content piracy, I’ll make sure he walks away from that dinner educated about the realities of the online porn market.”
It may seem odd that Gingrich’s organization chose to honor the president of a company once taken to federal court for spamming e-mailers by the millions. But, Gingrich cleared the whole thing up when he rescinded the invitation. A representative of ASWF informed her that there had been a mistake and that the fax was “inadvertently sent to her.”
Awww, darn! Just when we thought Gingrich was becoming cool. The award would have included a signed replica of Gingrich’s gavel he used as Speaker of the House. Vivas said the gavel would “make for a pretty cool prop for a ‘Couples Seduce Teens’ episode.” Oh well, he’ll have to use the gavel to “honor” some fusty old white entrepreneur at their intimate private dinner instead.
You can view the actual award letter, after the jump!
Jeremy Kost hizo estas fotos a encargo del diseñador de trajes de baño Andrew Buckler. Como siempre, Jeremy lo pasó pipa mientras hacía las fotos, y también descubrió un nuevo “muso” inpirador, el modelo de Major Jeff Tomsik.
When D-List first came out, a lot of gay guys creamed their pants over how it was gonna be the gay MySpace… a classier way to meet gays than on Manhunt. D-List did turn into a gay MySpace, which wasn’t a good thing—have you been on MySpace recently? It’s run entirely by spambot hookers and glitter art.
D-List never really caught on because it was just another social networking site to have to fuck around with, nowhere near as gratifying as Manhunt, neither as fun nor as interactive as Facebook, and certainly nowhere near as social as MySpace. At least your ex-classmates were on MySpace trying to figure out if you ever came out. D-List was just a badly designed and slow-loading site with bunch of random gay hipsters you’d either never met, never cared to meet, you wanted to sleep with, or you once slept with but wished never to see again.
Well according to Joe.My.God. Manhunt has bought D-List with hopes of re-making the site into something gay men might actually want to use. Here’s a clip from their press release:
Jonathan Crutchley, Chairman at Online Buddies Inc., the parent company of Manhunt, announced today that the company has acquired a majority stake in the leading social networking site for gay men under age 30, DList.com. As part of the deal, Online Buddies will take over all marketing efforts for Dlist.com. Online Buddies CEO, Adam Segel, and CFO, Richard Scott, will be appointed to DList.com in their respective roles. DList.com founder Todd Sowers, recently named Chief Marketing Officer at Online Buddies, retains a minority partnership in DList.com and will be appointed Chief Operations Officer of DList.com where he will continue to oversee the daily operations of the site.
Bo-ring. If you remember, Mr. Crutchley gave $2,300 to anti-gay Republican presidential candidate McCain, a donation that was supposedly returned. He then resigned from Manhunt’s board of directors in a meaningless show of PR damage control. But if the old guy can transform D-List into something as simple, quick, and slutty as Manhunt, he may win a new generation of fans. If not though, it’ll be another PR failure for King of Online Cruising.
But we say forget all your other social networking sites and just join QueerClique. It’s got the two things you’re really after—horny gay men and porn. It’s quick loading, user-friendly and will help you get off, whether that means arranging a hookup, cruising private pics, or wanking off to the latest member vids. It’s fun, free, and you’ll never have to worry about spambots, ex-classmates, or Republicans.
Jon is a keen sportsman and well-known English model, this his first ever adult themed shoot (although he has appeared after this shoot); though you can’t miss his love of stripping and showing off his body. He is both muscular and very defined with that nice roundness to his muscles. Down to his boxers you can admire his many tattoos and when he pulls them down you can admire his perfect muscular butt, which has seen none of the sun, at least what the rest of his bronzed body has been bathing in! The second Jon touches his uncut cock it pops up and gets really hard throbbing to his heart beat! Jon is not shy and even his hole which is very slightly hairy pops into view for everyone to see. He oils himself up making his tanned body look even darker enjoying the feeling of oil and slipperiness on his cock. After plenty of wanking he lies back, body spasms and he shoots a nice load on his abs.
Kyle is a 19 year old from Manchester with pouty, cock sucking lips, a slim, smooth body and a hungry, tight hole that wet dreams are made of. Jamie Johns is a friend of Kyle’s and soon becomes more then friends as his thick, curved, uncut English sausage finds a new home in Kyle’s mouth, then he bends over and 69’s with Kyle, needing some of his friend’s cock too.
Another week, another collection of quality QComments! This week, a reader explains why American men fuck so roughly, another one encourages a suicidal porn star to “shit or get off the pot”, and yet another thinks of several reasons why Shia LaBeouf might enjoy freeballing. But enough with the foreplay—onto the main event! As we’ve mentioned before Chaos Men’s founder, Bryan Ockert is a certified dick goblin (because he’s always gobblin’ dick). In fact, we once ran a contest asking QC readers to count the number of dicks he’s sucked. We’re not the only ones who noticed his oral expertise though. jjgg5 noticed Bryan’s gusto while blowing Shaun and suggested Bryan make use of his skill and consider another profession:
Bryan should teach Cock Sucking 101 at the local community college.
This is one of the few times we’ll ever say this, but we’re pretty sure there’s more money in gay porn. In fact, our most recent guy in IAOOC, Mike from EnglishLads.com, might agree. He appeared on the site to supplement his income as a teacher only to have some of his students discover his porn pics online. Now Mike might be getting the ax. QC Reader Bo has got some strong opinions on the matter:
I’m from the area—went to a school about 10 miles away. This is just a perfect illustration of how British schoolkids really are spiteful, thick, vicious little shits, and how the British education has become incredibly puritanical, as well as pervasively incompetent. (Quite a large number of our kids leave school with negligible literacy and numeracy.) In Italy or Spain this would just never happen.
And as for Sam—body by Baywatch, face by Crimewatch, as they say…
While we don’t doubt that British school kids are mean-spirited illiterates, Bo, Mike did jerk-off for a porn site. We hate when porn actors lose their day jobs for moonlighting in porn world, but we’re not sure the kids are really to blame in this instance. At the very least, we should applaud them for learning how to use the internet! They may not know how to read, but they certainly know how to blackmail people, which is a useful skill in its own right.
But while we’re on the subject of education, let’s jet back over to America where hot bottom-slash-dad-of-four, Kurt Wild’s getting fucked by Calvin Conners at College Dudes 24/7. We love Kurt Wild and so does SteveDenver, though SteveDenver wonders how Kurt’s kids explain daddy’s ass-busting job to their teachers:
I know Kurt has spread his ass A LOT, but I still think he’s adorable. I wonder what his kids write when the teacher asks them to tell about their daddy’s job.
It sure would have been easier coming out to my parents if my dad was a professional ass pony.
Ass-pony! Great word, SteveDenver! That’s right up there with “douchebaggery” and “fuppet.” You weren’t educated in Britain, were you? Of course not, with such mastery over the English language, you clever bastid, you.
