Yeah, we all know that the real Santa looks a bit like Jake Cruise, but we bet he’s got a cruved candy cane and a nice sack of goodies in his special pouch—we’d like to jingle his bells… ho, ho, hos.
We stumbled across three bad Santas cruising the web yesterday and wanted to share their tales with you. The two Santas are chock full of Christmas cheer! They’re also a fitness trainer and a gay military man helping raise money for an AIDS charity. Towleroad tells all:
Fitness model and personal trainer Ryan Barry and decorated (and discharged under “Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell”) Lieutenant Colonel Victor Fehrenbach wore their “Hot Santa” outfits to the AIDS Services Foundation fundraiser last night in Orange County.
Barry and Fehrenbach have been dating for several months, says the tipster who passed along this photo. Last we knew Barry was dating SLDN spokesperson and former Air Force officer Reichen Lehmkuhl.
HAWT! We bet they work those elves extra hard! Some North Pole action for you there… and then here’s one more naughty nugget about Santa. Seems that for the Gay & Lesbian Straight Education Network’s December 8th fundraiser, they’ll put on a play where a gay Santa falls in love with the Pinnochio’s creator, Gepetto. And the Puritans are going nuts! Think of the kids!!! Here’s what the wingnuts have to say:
a theatrical play called Santa Claus is Coming Out! GLSEN’s fundraiser invitation says the play depicts “Santa in his heartfelt struggle to reconcile his romantic relationship with Italian toy maker Giovanni Geppetto.” Pictures on a Web site promoting the production depict Santa in not-so-subtle sexually suggestive situations. The play also mocks those who support [so-called] “traditional” values. It’s sad that GLSEN, which claims that it wants to protect kids, has chosen to use a fundraising tool that perverts the innocence of Christmas and sexualizes the longtime, child-revered icon of Santa Claus.
Can we get a hell yes? And good choice on Geppetto, Old St. Nick, you dirty bastard, you. You want a toymaker who really knows how to handle his wood—lie to me, baby!
Este tío estaba surfeando cuando de repente decidió quitarse la ropa. No sabemos sus motivos, si por el calor o para tener más movilidad en cima de la tabla, lo que si sabemos es que casi todos que estaban en la playa este día fliparon con la actitud del surfista.
At CFNM.net, the school snitch Donald always interferes. Since he’s never had a girlfriend or done anything sexual before, it upsets him to see others experiencing the thrill of exploring each others’ bodies. The girls have had enough of his interfering. They pull him behind a barn during their field trip and strip him naked to sexually humiliate the spunky little virgin. See the new story at CFNM.net!
When rugged stud Drew Cutler showed up on the set of Loading Zone Hot House flipped over his masculine good looks, lightly hairy defined torso and most of all his big fat cock! Check out Drew in his Hot House debut and don’t miss his XXX gallery live now exclusively in the Hot House Backroom!
EDITOR’S NOTE: We know how strongly some of you will feel about muscle bareback twincest, so we’ve placed the hardcore pics and an interview with the twins on QCX. If you’ve ever fucked someone who looks like you you know the masturbatory quality of dopplebangers. Sure, you might be uber-hot, but isn’t it a tad narcissistic to fuck a guy who looks just like you? Guys who do that are so vain that they probably think this post is about them.
But we can forgive a little narcissism, especially when you’re as amazingly hot as the Peters Twins, Milo and Elijah. They’re Bel Ami’s 19-year-old twincest muscle pair! These twin Czech jocks have grown up playing on the same basketball, football and handball teams and also geek out to cooking and video games. They started bi, but are 100% gay—and like watching porn and having sex together.
It’s straight-to-hell sinful but hot as hell too. So hot, in fact that we’re gonna put their interview and XXX pics on QCX… believe us… YOU DEFINITELY WANT TO SEE THIS!!!
El luchador de esta semana es tan feo, macizo y peludo que nos dio muchísimo morbo. Luka Bodzashvili es Ukraniano y es campeón de la categoría 96 kilos en su país.
Mario hinted during his solo that he might want to try guy-on-guy action and here he is and Trey gets to break him in!
As the action gets going, you’d almost not know it was Mario that was experiencing his first time and Trey that was the veteran breaking him in! Mario goes after Trey right from the start, licking his neck and chest and eagerly kissing Trey before he works his way down Trey’s body to pull his hard dick out of his jeans and start to suck it! Trey was caught a bit off guard by this, likely expecting he’d be the one to first work his lips and tongue over the other guy’s chest and then suck his dick! But he was more than happy to let an eager and enthusiastic Mario take the lead and is far from complaining as Mario swallows his cock and gets it slick with spit!
Milo and Elijah Peters are Bel Ami’s Czech muscle twins. They’re brothers, they’re hot, and they love blowing and fucking each other—it’s so sinful, you’ll have to shower in Holy Water just to wash all the cum stains out of your soul!
It’s hot because they’re best friends, but they’re even closer because they’re brothers. And the sex makes them even closer still! Plus, plus, plus… they’re mega-fuckin’-hot!!! They work out six times a week and know just how to pleasure one another.
They’re best friends, they’re brothers, and they’re lovers. Plus, they’re mega hot, with muscular bodies and throbbing cocks, “like mirror images of each other.” Milo Peters says “we are ninety-nine percent the same. We cum at the same time, within a few seconds. Our erections are the same… like one person that is two halves.” Just check this interview excerpt where they talk about their sexual roots:
How did you come to BelAmi?
MILO: When we were young, 13 or 14 years old, our sexual lives started. And after that we realized when we were old enough, we want to make porn. We didn’t know if it would be gay or heterosexual—
ELIJAH: —we just want to make porn.
Really? At that age?
BOTH: Yes.
MILO: When you are 18 in the Czech Republic, you can do anything you want. So when we reached 18 we sent some of our photos to an ad in a magazine. I think that is what it was, I can’t remember.
ELIJAH: Some guy from Bel Ami wrote us an answer and said he liked our photos.
At age 13 or 14, had you guys seen much porn already?
MILO: Yes!
ELIJAH: Yes, our sexual lives began very, very early.
Earlier than 13?
BOTH: Yes. What kind of sex are we talking about?
MILO: Oral sex and masturbation. After I have my first erection, I was ready to try it. I saw it on the TV and like a child, I thought I wanted to try it. I didn’t think I was doing anything wrong for my age.
ELIJAH: I liked it and that was it.
I want to be clear about what we’re talking about here…
ELIJAH: We had a—
BOTH: —friend.
ELIJAH: Yes and he was older than us and knew how to do it—
MILO: —so we tried and tried and tried it!
ELIJAH: A friend helped us with it, and after that…
Chase Ford is one hell of a sexy freshman. He is an avid sports player and a complete hornball, which makes for a great jerk off video. Chase strips down to show us his beautiful pecs, hard six-pack, nice bubble butt and thick uncut cock. Chase pops a huge woodie in no time, and then he proceeds to stroke his cock nice and slow before he bends over to give us a great view off his perfect bubble butt and tight pink hole.
Grab the mistletoe, doublecheck your naughty list, and get ready for a cum-White Christmas, a cocktastic Kwanzaa, and a Channukah filled with MENorah! Stockroom’s SeXmas Sale has got lots of great stocking stuffers and gifts so you can have a hot winter holiday.
Dirty foreplay dice, FleshJacks, leg shackles, a leather face mask and strap-on dildo will help you really stuff some stockings and deep-deck some halls with boughs and boughs and boughs of holly—talk about a Yule Log!
Plus, Stockroom has categorized everything by price, so whether you’re buying for your grandpa, best buds, or the next guy you see, you’ll have plenty to give and lots coming back to you this holiday season! And one last thing, readers: We understand the glass butt toy, the latex fundies, and leather sling above… but what’s up with the $25 – $50 fox tail coming out of that lady’s ass? Can someone explain? Animal lovers? Anyone?
