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Ask QC: Will An Anoscopy Give Me A Boner?

I am pretty sure I have hemorrhoids, but am terrified of going into the doctor to get it looked at because I have never had sex and am worried the tube he will have to insert into my anus will actually turn me on and I might get a boner. Has anyone else gotten an anoscope procedure done and how did it feel?

We’ve been to the proctologist more than twice and let us tell you, when you’re in that skimpy gown in a cold examination room with an old dude and his female nurse looking deep into your cho-cho, it sure ain’t sexy. But for fans of anal, we could see how unexpected boners could prove embarrassing. Has anyone had this problem? If so, how did the doc respond to your cock? Or did you have a secret trick for keeping your tiger tamed? Please share your comments, experience, and advice in the comments section.
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04 Sep 10 By paperbagwriter 11 Comments

Male Strippers Unlimited: Street Fair Raunch

Male Strippers Unlimited: Street Fair Raunch
When it comes to the raunchiest exhibitionism and public nudity, gay street fairs such as the Folsom Street Fair, Southern Decadence and Gay Mardi Gras are infamous for such behavior! The latest gallery update at Male Strippers Unlimited showcases some of theraunchiest street fair moments so outrageous, you’ll be shocked and wishing you were there! For the full x-rated gallery and many more, check out Male Strippers Unlimited now!

04 Sep 10 By aaron 1 Comment

Real Guys Exposed: Aren Coupeur

real guys exposed aren coupeur
Aren is the sweetest mix of Spanish and French. He’s naturally tan, charming and (best of all) has a massive uncut cock. Aren has never done a porn video before, so Robert Chandler was happy to inspect the goods (and so good they are!) by giving the newcomer a foreskin exam and a few strokes to get him started. Aren found out he loves the camera, smiling as he stroked his intact monster, stretching his foreskin and letting loose with a mouth-watering cum-squirt!

04 Sep 10 By Dave 4 Comments

Health Tip of the Day: Make Yourself Some “Macho Salad”


Do your love of showtunes and saketinis make others think you are a poof? Have your lady friends “always wanted a gay guy to go shopping with”? Do you blame your ineptitude at ball sports on your love of cock? Well, it’s time to mix all that negativity into a chair-humping, oil-spitting MACHO SALAD.
Jörgen will be our instructional chef today. He’s the star of the Swedish film Farsan. Jörgen has “become convinced that his wife thinks he isn’t manly enough. So he “embarks on a quest to become more assertive and studly in order to save his marriage.”
We normally prefer a Cobb Salad—something with animal flesh, fatty bacon, artery clogging blue cheese, and globs of ranch dressing—but a macho salad is just as good. Just squeeze the life out of those sissy tomatoes, break that cocky cucumber in half and PUNCH THAT FUCKING SALAD IN THE FACE! Not only will the large veggie chunks make swallowing a man’s challenge, but every bite will taste like pure awesome because you totally pwned it (yes, pwned)!

03 Sep 10 By paperbagwriter 4 Comments