Ask QC: Will An Anoscopy Give Me A Boner?

I am pretty sure I have hemorrhoids, but am terrified of going into the doctor to get it looked at because I have never had sex and am worried the tube he will have to insert into my anus will actually turn me on and I might get a boner. Has anyone else gotten an anoscope procedure done and how did it feel?

We’ve been to the proctologist more than twice and let us tell you, when you’re in that skimpy gown in a cold examination room with an old dude and his female nurse looking deep into your cho-cho, it sure ain’t sexy. But for fans of anal, we could see how unexpected boners could prove embarrassing. Has anyone had this problem? If so, how did the doc respond to your cock? Or did you have a secret trick for keeping your tiger tamed? Please share your comments, experience, and advice in the comments section.
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