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Lance Bass Wants Lorenzo Martone’s Ass Now That Marc Jacobs Isn’t Using It

After being denied by Brazilian beach buddy Gustavo Marzolla, Lance Bass has decided to slurp up Marc Jacob’s sloppy seconds and get with Brazilian beach buddy, Lorenzo Martone. The ink on the tabloids was barely dry with the news of the power couple’s split when Lance jumped in for the rebound action—go Lance go!
From Gatecrasher:

… another insider says Bass and Martone have rendezvous-ed at Paris Commune in the West Village on “more than one occasion,” where “it’s obvious they’re dating.” Last week, both the singer and Lorenzo also attended Mercedes-Benz Swim Week in Miami. They hung out together at the Quiksilver party at The Standard Hotel, but were careful not to draw attention as a couple.

A friend of Bass confirms that the boy-band star and Martone are indeed seeing each other, but says the odds of the relationship lasting are about as long as those for an ‘N Sync reunion.

So all’s good and well in the land of Bass, right? Wait! What’s this? Bass’ folks says they’re dating and Martone’s peeps says Bass is stalking him?

Sources in Martone’s camp claim Bass is more into Martone than the other way around. “Everywhere Lorenzo goes, Lance follows, it’s obsessive,” said one source. “Lorenzo was in Miami with his business partners for Swim Week, staying at the W Hotel. Then Lance shows up in Miami and stays at the Mondrian. It was really weird.” Bass’ friends insist he planned the trip to Miami well in advance and barely saw Martone because he was working.

Sounds a lot like what happened between Bass and Marzolla. Is puppy-eyed Bass just humping Matone’s leg for press attention? Or will he end up with a piece of the Brazilian’s bodacious bulge? It depends on who you ask, really. People magazine for instance says that they’ve been dating for 2 months (that is, since the instant that Jacobs and Martone split):

“Lance wasn’t interested in dating right away because he was getting over his own breakup with [Queer Eye for the Straight Guy’s] Kyan Douglas,” says the friend. “But Lorenzo was persistent, so they started talking and slowly spending more time together and really hit it off.”…

So what makes it work? “Lorenzo always thought Lance was really attractive, and Lorenzo is gorgeous, totally Lance’s type – tall, dark and handsome,” says the source. “They like the same things – movies, dinner with friends. They’re very low-key. And it’s nice that everyone in their social circles get along.”

“When they both found themselves single at the same time, and Lorenzo found out Lance was now living in New York, he jumped at the opportunity to get to know him better.”

Oh media, you unfaithful whore! Which rag are we to believe? It’s almost enough to drive a girl to read (ugh) literature. But put away the Sense and Sensibility, dearies. Bass has a good track record of getting great B-list ass, so if Lance hasn’t already gotten his lips on Martone’s microphone, you can bet he’ll be doing a soundcheck very soon. But let’s be honest, they’ve probably already done it a bazillion times because, c’mon wouldn’t you?