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Queerism – Oyfriend

Queerisms - Oyfriend
noun: someone you thought was hot while you were dating that now makes you question your selection criteria.
Ex: “Look! Here’s a pic of me and my new boyfriend.”
“Ugh! He reminds me of my last
oyfriend.”
“What’s an oyfriend?”
“Let me show you. Here’s his Facebook picture.”
“Oy!”
“ExACTly!”

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20 Jul 10 By paperbagwriter Write a comment!

Straight Hell: Nicholas(7)

Straight Hell: Nicholas(7)
While straight man Nicholas is bound up naked in the forest by StraightHell tops who eagerly fuck his ass and trembling mouth, a group of randy perverts happen by. They eagerly watch the show of handsome young Nicholas being spitroasted by the dominant men causing the hapless lad even more humiliation. He has to suck the dick of any man who wants one and lick a man’s asshole. He is beaten when he disobeys and finally covered with a shower of cum. Download the all new gay BDSM videos from StraightHell!

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20 Jul 10 By Laam 1 Comment

Out In Public: Truck Stop Fuck

out in public truck stop fuck
Mario is Joeys friend and he’s in town from working abroad. He’s been to a few places but Miami is where his heart is. They’re just looking for some sun, a bite to eat and some fun. When Joey and his friends look for fun all hell breaks loose and illegal activities may ensue. They spot a young hottie on his way to get some food and convince him to have a little fun. He agrees and they go to a secluded spot in broad day light for a little hanky panky. The secluded spot just so happens to be a truck yard right next to a busy highway. Talk about exhibitionism! They get it on for all those folks stuck in traffic. How’s that for a evening rush hour!?

20 Jul 10 By Dave 3 Comments

Haze Him: Traitor’s Beware

haze him traitors beware
Holy shit this week Haze Him received a submission entitled “traitors beware”, this video shows what happens when you lie to a frat and pretend youre going to join them. We suppose these Frat boys took it to heart when a potential pledge decided to join their rival frat. They went in and took him out of his dorm and brought him back and made him pay for his dishonesty and he payed a heavy price not only did he have to pledge with them… they had him suck dick and get fucked in order to ensure his loyalty.

20 Jul 10 By Dave Write a comment!

Chace Crawford Has An Umbrella Slave, Bulge

Chace Crawford Has An Umbrella Slave, Bulge
Wait a second… who let Chace Crawford out of Texas prison? We thought he was rotting away in jail for carrying the wacky tobbacky. Oh well, he apparently got out early on good behavior (or good looks) and is now back on the streets walking around and looking impossibly glamorous.
As you may know, Crawford’s hair is crafted out of a space-age fiber optic that short circuits if it ever gets wet. Which is why Crawford’s creators have hired him his very own spiffy manservant called “Schmitty.” Whenever it rains, they kick Schmitty awake in the broom closet where he sleeps and tell him to pull out the most fabulous rainbow umbrella that Chace owns so he can follow Chace around and keep him from getting even one single solitary raindrop on his otherwise perfect hair.
Meanwhile, Schmiity gets soaked and catches his weekly bout of pneumonia before being given a bowl of moldy gruel, a cold glass of dishwater to drink, and being made to dance around in a monkey mask to a hip-hop remix of Little Shirley Beans. It’s quite a degrading life, but humble Schmitty finds it worthwhile as long as he can walk next to “The Hair.”
Now where’s that sextape, Chace you big-dicked bastid, you? And when are you gonna get it on with Schmitty? We can’t wait forever, y’know?
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20 Jul 10 By paperbagwriter 16 Comments

Sean Cody: Kane

Sean Cody: Kane
Kane is a 21-year-old beach jock. He told Sean he was a shy guy, which would explain why it was his friend who had submitted Kane’s photos.
He had never been on camera before but didn’t seem very nervous or anxious at all. He’s easy to talk to and definitely isn’t afraid to make fun of himself a little. He says he’s a bit of a “cheese ball” but Sean bets that his smile gets some attention when he’s out partying.

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20 Jul 10 By Ken 6 Comments