Queerism – Oyfriend

noun: someone you thought was hot while you were dating that now makes you question your selection criteria.
Ex: “Look! Here’s a pic of me and my new boyfriend.”
“Ugh! He reminds me of my last oyfriend.”
“What’s an oyfriend?”
“Let me show you. Here’s his Facebook picture.”
“Oy!”
“ExACTly!”
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