Queerism – Sexnician

noun: Someone who is overly clinical about sex, taking all the spontaneous fun out of it.
ex: He was such a sexnician.  He had to lay out towels all over the bed and got up to wash lube off his hands three times in the middle of everything.  And as soon as he came, he had to clean off in the shower before helping me finish.
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