QCrimes: Chace Crawford Arrested For Trying To Smoke A Cock Joint In Texas

allegedly beating his wife, then there was the straight Obama “look-alike” porn star who allegedly slashed his co-star with a samurai sword. And now our beloved Gossip Girl pretty boy Chace Crawford has gone and gotten himself thrown in a Texas clink!
We already knew the TV star was packing a fat joint in his pants, but we never imagined he’d pull it out and try to smoke it—especially in Texas! He was at some place called Ringo’s Pub that we’d like to imagine was a wild west Texas bar with a mechanical bull, tobacco-spit fights, and denim-clad buttsluts named Tanya Lee serving wingdingers and lukewarm Lone Star beer. According to reports, the police arrested Chace for having an unlit joint in the parking lot.
Wait a sec, an UNLIT joint? Isn’t that like attempted drug use? We at least hope Chace had finished smoking another joint before the cops came. He probably thought the officer knocking on his window was the waitress Stacey Rae with his order of buffalo nachos. Doesn’t Chace know that weed can have serious side-effects… like jail? We bet the other inmates considered trading Chace for cigarettes before his pretty mouth got bailed out, but we doubt any of them were Gossip Girl fans.
Just goes to show that if you’re gonna smoke anything in a parking lot, it might as well be cock. That way if you get arrested, you can at least accuse the cop of being a homophobe.
Via Sticky