Chris Brown And His Bulge Want To Take You Down

We already know that R&B singer Chris Brown is packing heat, but his live show puts his heat to good use. In this video clip of the shirtless crooner singing Take You Down, he gets all up on a reclining cutie and shows her his froggy style. And once he stands up (around the 0:55 mark) he really stands up!
It kinda reminds us of the time John Legend popped a boner while serenading a female onstage too (even John Legend’s dog knows his owner is well hung).
The sound on the video’s miserable, so we dug up the lyrics to Take You Down:

Let me take you down

I really wanna take you down

And show you what I’m about

Can I take you now?

Your body body oh

Your body body up and down

So don’t stop girl get it

Quit playing wit it

Can’t wait no more

I wanna take you down

I really wanna take you down

Take you down, yeah

We think it’s a song about road trips. And as such, if you’re reading this Chris (why wouldn’t he be reading us, after all he doesn’t like women very much) if you promise not to hit us too much, we’ll gladly take you down and show you our froggy style. You’ve never had it so good, you hot bitch.
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Via Sticky.