Dustin Hoffman And Jason Bateman Score At NBA Finals

When the JumboTron camera caught Dustin Hoffman and Jason Bateman enjoying the NBA Finals, Hoffman decided to put on a little show for the audience by kissing Bateman instead of his wife who was sitting next to him. No word on whether the 72-year-old’s wife is into hot bisexual action, but Hoffman and Bateman don’t seem to mind (nor do we). And seeing as Bateman’s 41-years-old, that means that Hoffman was 31 when Bateman was just being squirted out the end of his dad’s penis—Hoffman’s a cradle-robbin’ bastid.