Police are on a manhunt for Steven Clancy Hill the straight porn star of Cum Fart Tsunami 2 who fled after allegedly killing his co-worker and slashing two others with a samurai sword. Word is that one of his slashed survivors might have to amputate their hand because of injury.
Meanwhile Boing Boing reports that Hill once played President Obama in a porn flick entitled Palin: Erection 2008. That’s pretty incredible especially since he LOOKS NOTHING LIKE OBAMA. Oh well, viewers probably spent less time looking at him than they did looking at the janky Sarah Palin lookalike standing beside him.
No word yet from President Obama on whether he has seen the film or on whether Hill serves up the sex in the same sweet way as Barack-sauce.
More as this story develops.
Apparently there is the idea floating around out there that if a guy sucks your dick, you are still straight. The same seems to apply to fucking. If you are the one fucking the guy, then your still straight. Whatever… If thats what DickDorm needs a straight guy to think in order for him to get with a dude, FINE. Whatever you say buddy. YOU ARE STRAIGHT. So… these drunken guys get back from the bar where apparently they did not hooked up with anybody. Spring break is coming up shortly and everyone is broke.
We already know that R&B singer Chris Brownis packing heat, but his live show puts his heat to good use. In this video clip of the shirtless crooner singing Take You Down, he gets all up on a reclining cutie and shows her his froggy style. And once he stands up (around the 0:55 mark) he really stands up!
It kinda reminds us of the time John Legend popped a boner while serenading a female onstage too (even John Legend’s dog knows his owner is well hung).
The sound on the video’s miserable, so we dug up the lyrics to Take You Down:
Let me take you down
I really wanna take you down
And show you what I’m about
Can I take you now?
Your body body oh
Your body body up and down
So don’t stop girl get it
Quit playing wit it
Can’t wait no more
I wanna take you down
I really wanna take you down
Take you down, yeah
We think it’s a song about road trips. And as such, if you’re reading this Chris (why wouldn’t he be reading us, after all he doesn’t like women very much) if you promise not to hit us too much, we’ll gladly take you down and show you our froggy style. You’ve never had it so good, you hot bitch.
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Via Sticky.
Pete’s back! He’s still hitting the gym hard, beefing up and his hard work shows.
Pete said it had been about five or six months since he had been fucked, and he was really looking forward to it. He had heard all about Landon’s huge penis and was anxious to see it for himself.
As the guys got to know each other, they joked around about the nicknames we’d given to Landon’s cock. Kick stand. Baby leg. Genghis Kahn.
The chemistry was pretty instant — you could tell as soon as they started making out.
