In case you hadn’t heard,Lucas Entertainment recently won a lawsuit against International Media Films (IMF) for the right to use the title “La Dolce Vita” as one of their porn titles. You see, Italian director Federico Fellini directed “La Dolce Vita” in 1960 and Lucas liked the film so much that he made a porn homage to it using the same name in 2006. IMF claimed they owned the copyright, but the judge said they failed to prove that. So in true Michael Lucas style, he released the following press statement:
“I’m proud that my company won a case of such magnitude. We believed strongly that we hadn’t done anything wrong even before we learned, through the meticulous, extensive and expensive fieldwork of our lawyers, that IMF doesn’t even own the movie it went to court over. Of course I can only guess at my opponents’ motivations, but if they thought that they could get a quick payday by walking all over a porn company, they were sorely mistaken. I am very proud that my company had the professionalism, the quality legal advice and the financial resources to stand up to this bullying.”
Now that that’s all settled, Lucas is free to film porn re-makes of any Fellini film he wants. So to help out our ol’ buddy, we’ve decided to recommend which Fellini classics he should re-make next. Luckily, most of Fellini’s films had lots of sex in them anyway, so by adding naked actors and some gay sex—PRESTO! An instant gay porn classic! We’ve even suggested alternate plotlines and actors so all Mr. Lucas has to do is hit record and watch the Lira roll in! 8½: Finally, a star vehicle for Michael Lucas! The cocky director would be great as Guido Anselmi, the director with a creative block who decides to make his next film about all the people he’s ever fucked: his spouse, his actor, his prostitute, his crazy ex, and his piece of ass on the side. In short, the film would be very much like Lucas’ real life—only much shorter and without all the bitchy press. 8½ INCHES: Michael Lucas plays himself, a director who longs for for a better sex life and a great idea for his next porno. He decides to make a porno about himself making a porno (how meta). In the meanwhile, he fucks a bunch of hot men in search of an 8.5 inch muse who can satisfy both his creative and carnal needs.
A semi-autobiographical movie would be not good if it left us semi-hard. So we’re matching Lucas up with all the hottest men he’s ever fucked—such as Lucky Daniels (the prostitute) , Wilfried Knight (the actor), Blu Kennedy (his piece of ass on the side), and Jonathan Agassi (his spouse). We know some of the cast would object to being in a movie with a title that’s… ahem… “beneath them”, but they’ll really have to work their asses off to prove that they measure up to the action.
And just for fun, why don’t we throw in 2 Jacks: big-dicked baddie Jack Simmons and Jack Ryan (because he’s hot), as well as top vers stud Carlos Caballero and Arpad Miklos as Lucas’ horny production assistant. With all these hot men and big dicks swinging around, we can’t wait until the big orgy scene at the end when all the people and players from Lucas’s life gather for a grand finale!
Model Andrew Lawrence de la Victoria Mackintosh was born 21 years ago to an Australian father and a Cebuana mother. He has a beautiful muscular body, just the right amount of hair on his face and chest, a pair of sexy hairy legs.
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This one is actually the first shoot Drake did for TheGuySite and what an initiation it was! Getting drilled by Chance’s huge uncut dick at any time isn’t easy. Still, Drake was able to handle it like a man. Chance had no problem getting hard for Drake’s bubble butt, even though he is straight.
Thugtastic vers-fucker Ricky Sinz delighted his fans by presenting video proof of a new hands-on campaign that could put them in direct touch with the Sinz-man himself. The deal is simple: if you’re lucky enough to catch Ricky Sinz getting naked in public, simply goose him in the balls. After that, Sinz will personally greet you, manhandle you, and show you his sexy ass as he walks away! It’s that simple!
OK, OK… it’s not actually an offer. Seems like some presumptuous punk popped the penis of our prized porn pup with a punch and the performer got pissed! It was during a performance at Toronto’s Goodhandy’s. And you thought all Canadians were mellow, maple-syrup loving peaceniks—well guess again, eh?
What kind of a dick touches a dancer’s dick without at least bringing a tip? Didn’t his priest teach him the difference between a good touch and a bad touch? A penile punch is muy malo! You can’t just go around smacking the balls of whatever porn stars you like. If you want that, you gotta pay for it, just like everyone else!
And don’t you know that Sinz is a war veteran with PTSD? You’re lucky he didn’t stomp you to death like that stray dog that he kicked into a quivering mound of jelly. And if you dare harm Sinz’s balls and put our future butt-babies in peril, you’re gonna have at least one angry staff full of moderately in-shape men to answer to, bucko. Yes, us.
Scared yet?
Meet Nick! He is a warehouse foreman in Brooklyn. He is an Italian-American, Brooklyn born New Yorker. He also moonlights as a bouncer/bartender out on Long Island on the weekends. Nick tells us he has girls throwing themselves at him and we can see why. He has a chiseled muscular body, nice thick cock and a muscle bubblebutt!
Sometimes experience really matters… and so Adam happily returned to help out Kyle C in what was actually his first ever duo shoot! You see, Kyle C was more than a little nervous about his first duo pairing but the nerves weren’t going to stop him from getting it on with the guy he has lusted over for ages. This shoot really is all about Kyle living out his fantasy with his number 1 porn-star performer and it’s a good one…
Jake Deckard is already tearing at Remy Delaineas this video gets started. Remy wants to suck Jake off and gets onto his knees and stares up into Jake’s beautiful muscled chest and hairy pecs. They swap positions and then follows the real event of flip-flop fucking. Jake’s ass is first to get ridden, then Remy gets his turn.
