Punch Ricky Sinz In The Balls And He’ll Touch You While Naked!

Thugtastic vers-fucker Ricky Sinz delighted his fans by presenting video proof of a new hands-on campaign that could put them in direct touch with the Sinz-man himself. The deal is simple: if you’re lucky enough to catch Ricky Sinz getting naked in public, simply goose him in the balls. After that, Sinz will personally greet you, manhandle you, and show you his sexy ass as he walks away! It’s that simple!
OK, OK… it’s not actually an offer. Seems like some presumptuous punk popped the penis of our prized porn pup with a punch and the performer got pissed! It was during a performance at Toronto’s Goodhandy’s. And you thought all Canadians were mellow, maple-syrup loving peaceniks—well guess again, eh?
What kind of a dick touches a dancer’s dick without at least bringing a tip? Didn’t his priest teach him the difference between a good touch and a bad touch? A penile punch is muy malo! You can’t just go around smacking the balls of whatever porn stars you like. If you want that, you gotta pay for it, just like everyone else!
And don’t you know that Sinz is a war veteran with PTSD? You’re lucky he didn’t stomp you to death like that stray dog that he kicked into a quivering mound of jelly. And if you dare harm Sinz’s balls and put our future butt-babies in peril, you’re gonna have at least one angry staff full of moderately in-shape men to answer to, bucko. Yes, us.
Scared yet?