Name : Darren Criss
Date Of Birth : February 5, 1987
Age : 23
Height: ? (Anyone knows?)
Weight: ?
Country: San Fransisco, California, United States
Race: Half Filipino, half Irish
Occupation: Actor, Singer-songwriter
Known for: A Very Potter Musical, Glee
I don’t know about you fine folks, but I’ve been up all night fucking. OK, not all night… maybe just about a couple of hours, but still… I am worn out! Yet because I love all of you (almost) as much as I love plugging boy-poon, I still managed to track down this week’s hottest porn finds and this week’s round-up includes Civil War sex, old-fashioned handjobs, and Keebler Elves! Wow! So grab your lover and some lube because it’s time for another PATAPORN WITH CHINPOKO!!! New York Straight Men: Aaron and Tony RATING: 4 OUT OF 5 – FULLY ERECT
Good job, NYSM. Your scenes used to feature an out-of-shape guy sucking a hot guy’s dick and those scenes always confused me—should I focus on the hot guy and just ignore his homely friend? Does that make me shallow? Am I just jealous?
All I want in a good scene is hot men and lots of cock. This time, NYSM delivers both. Now, it has its limitations, after all this is more of a mutual jerk-off than the long, sensuous suck scenes NYSM normally puts out. But both Aaron and Tony are furry, sexy, and have bodies that are nice to watch but not overly perfect.
And what’s best about is that they genuinely act like twohot guys who just wanted some hug and tug. They kiss, suck some dick, and when they start pumping each other’s cocks, you can tell how genuinely turned on they are by the way their bodies convulse with their eyes roll back into their heads.
It all ends with two very satisfying cum shots which just goes to show you don’t need a lot of fuss to make a hot jerk-off scene—just get two big-dicked men with a little sexual tension and viola! Cum! UNIQUE: Furry, sexy, big-dicked guys get hard, throbbing, and leaking while jerking one another to completion. Not since college have mutual handjobs felt this good. NOT SO CHIC: The guys spend a lot of time awkwardly jerking each other off while facing the camera. NYSM should stick to the floating cam and just let them at one another.
Tonight is the Opening Night of Dodger’s wife’s play. She sent over her friend, Adam, to make sure Dodger gets to the theater on time. When Adam arrives, Dodger is still watching the football game and not even dressed appropriately. While Dodger changes his shirt Adam loves what he sees and wants it. A little quickie never hurt anyone…
Tomorrow semi-retired porn actor Jason Pitt was set to launch Jason Pitt, Inc., a member’s section on his website with exclusive content. But those plans may be on hold now because some homophobic asses in Phoenix just vandalized his silver sports car.
Even though Pitt lives in a gated apartment complex the vandals managed to spray paint the entire left side of his car in pink and rip off his HRC sticker. Pitt tweeted that even though he lives next to a police station that the cops had not arrived two hours after he reported the vandalism. Fellow porn stars have been tweeting their sympathy and hoping that a video camera caught the perps, but Pitt says he’s done in Phoenix.
We’re not sure if the police have taken his report yet, if he’ll be moving out of Phoenix, or if this will delay Jason Pitt, Inc indefinitely. But it’s sad to think that a young guy who’s made his career boldly embracing his sexuality to give other men pleasure should become a target of hate. We’ll report more as this story develops…