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Well… um. I’m new here and uh… I need some help. I really wanna reach out and touch someone, but I’m getting a shitty reception. I’m new to this area and I just want to make some contacts. But right now it’s not working so well. I think I need a new plan… or maybe a more attractive phone. Something sleek that people will wanna put their hands on. But before we get started, I gotta take care of this bulky thing in my pocket. No, it’s not my old cell phone… IT’S MY COCK!
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Ryan and Ashton have become suck regulars at the Lake House that they have been known to just stop in when they happen to be in town. Ryan had been hanging out on one of those days where the Lake House was a revolving door of boy’s cumming and going. They had just finished what they thought was going to be the last shoot of the day when they received a call from Ashton asking if they were around. Ashton was visiting some friends in Atlanta and he wanted to stop by on his way back to school.
You may have heard about the dumb Super Bowl ad that CBS rejected because it was too gay… or something. Well, that ad was for a gay hookup site, but apparently it wasn’t the only M4M site CBS rejected. National Lampoon brought this homoerotic nugget to light. It’s a commercial for BroHarmony.com, a site dedicated to bringing guys together so they can y’know… paint each others bodies, dress up as Roman guards (like Jason Adonis), go shopping together, and… um, beat up queers. Most guys on hook-up sites say they’re OK with just being friends anyway, but the guys on Bro Harmony actually mean it… at least, we think they do… right?
If you’re into big boys then you’re gonna love Santos Ramirez. Huge muscle stud Santos starts off by stretching his perfect, tattooed body and doing some sit ups dressed only in his workout shorts. After that he gets in a quick kickboxing workout with one of his equally ripped buddies. Once he’s worked up a sweat he decides to blow off some steam with some self gratification. He starts by rubbing his cock through his underwear and then yanks down his undies to show off his chiseled ass to the camera. Then he turns around to face the camera to reveal his big stiff cock. He starts slowly at first and then picks up speed until he’s furiously beating off. He lays down on the ground and keeps jerking off as he rubs himself all over until he finally blows his load all over his perfectly sculpted abs.
New First Auditions man Joäo is a fit, straight personal trainer. Add to that his naturally high Brazilian sex drive and he had us salivating. When being interviewed Joäo looks really tough and masculine. But when he’s naked on his back spreading his ass his face takes on such an innocent/pleading expression. It’s incredibly sexy. His virginal ass makes a particularly tempting sight after he explains to the casting director his reluctance about working with men. Download and save Joäo’s horny audition video at First Auditions.
I am 18 years old and I am afraid that I might have oral herpes! Why I say I think is because I just found tiny bumps at the end of my lips and when I looked up pictures and symptom of this I got scared!
When I looked at pictures it kinda looked like that but I don’t have the symptom. I am still worried about it and plan to go to the health clinic for the first time to get an STD/HIV test and to see if this could be oral herpes that I have. I am currently in a relationship
with my boyfriend of more than a year and I love him dearly and would be devastated if I lose him.
The only way I could have gotten this was from the two guys I had slept with. They didn’t have any bumps and they both said they were clean. The only reason I did this is because we were going through some problems and let my penis head think on its
own.
I am really scared at this point and pray to god it it’s nothing. What do you think I should do? Should I worry? Should I tell?
A few things strike us about this reader’s letter. First off, the web’s a horrible place to diagnose one’s self. Once when we had an ingrown hair, the web told us that we had skin cancer. Second, herpes is mega-contagious and about 1 in 2 people has it—your grandma can give you the herp just by kissing you on the cheek. That being said, no one likes cold sores, especially on your genitals. Lastly, our own QColumnist slept around on his boyfriend recently and got differing opinions on whether or not to tell. But we’ll stop there and let our readers weigh in. What should he do about bumps and his boy? Please share your advice and experiences in the QComments. Have a question for QC? Send ’em to[email protected]and we’ll do our best to solve your problems!
Well, whoever said “great things come in small packages” was certainly right! Dan J may be just 5’6 inches tall but he packs one hell of a lot in to his fine frame. He’s got a beautiful cock and its damn hot watching him work it. Dan traveled down from the northeast of England. He hates his day-job and so this spunky guy makes sure he enjoys his time off as much as he possibly can and from what he says he gets most of his enjoyment from sex!
Two of your favorite straight hunks Hayden and Zack begin the shoot checking out each other, shirts come off and they are many similarities; height, definition tan and who has the best abs, well Zack grudgingly conceded. Kev comes into the shoot and blows both lads, they love getting head and have got to love Kev’s expertise. Hayden then drops to his knees and looking at how hard he gets he is enjoying blowing Zack. Then Zack in his first cock sucking experience blows Hayden and admits it was ok! Though it doesn’t look like he enjoys it quite as much as Hayden! The lads continue to mess about, show their asses, wank each other, blow each other, play with sex toys and before long they are both squirting their loads over the table, just look at how much they both shake, Hayden can hardly stand up after he cums squatting down!
