While David’s wife is away with her girlfriends he wants to surprise her with some updated landscaping. He calls for a quote from Ethan but finds the price to be too high. Wanting to work something out, Ethan suggests a way for David to get a discount.
You’ll be happy to know that Australian Canberra Raiders rugby player Joel Monaghan left his team in disgrace after taking the above photo of him drunkenly getting a dog to lick his cock. He thought it would be funny but apparently others don’t appreciate his taboo sense of humor. And the longer we looked at the photo the more disturbing it became. Yes, it has a housepet next to a man’s exposed genitals—something you can see in the average XTube JO video—but it’s the details that make the pic extra disturbing:
1) The dog isn’t willingly licking Monaghan’s privates. He had to grab its collar and force it down onto his wiener. Poor thing probably thought it was being force fed a naked garden shrew.
2) It’s fucking daylight outside. Who gets wasted in the morning and decides to get sweet oral satisfaction from a dog? Did he for once think that the animal might actually eat his penis?
3) Monaghan has a big ol’ smile on his face. Makes you wonder about the kinds of dogs he normally gets to blow him. Whoever they are, they probably don’t have eight titties or as much body hair as this hot bitch.
4) We really don’t know the dog’s gender for sure, so on top of this being a picture of dog bestiality, it may also be a picture of gay dog bestiality, which sounds more scandalous for some reason.
5) Moments before this pic was taken, a bunch of drunk Ozzies probably egged him on saying things like, “C’mon ya dag! Pull off your daks, make like its Chrissie, and let the wagger lick your dilly bag!” Because that’s how drunk Australians talk.
For the record, we’re against fucking animals. Not only is it cruel, but it also deprives other needy humans of cock. We bet Australia’s full of hairy beasts who would gladly suck Monaghan’s dick without being forced down by a collar (unless they’re into that sort of thing). But we’re glad Monaghan resigned; who would wanna be on the team with the guy who face-raped a dog? Will he face charges for animal cruelty? Time will tell… but in the meanwhile, good luck ever getting laid again, ass castle.
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Let’s face it… whether you’re a top or bottom, every man loves a tight round ass. So instead of sweating it out at the gym with some humorless drill sergeant why not try the workout that’s “harder, longer, and GAYER than glitter”? That’s right, it’s Butt Camp a DVD that works your tush while laughing your ass off. Butt Camp brings you three athletic cuties—spunky dancer Michael, surfer boy Kyle, soccer stud Marco—and a campy counselor who talks you through each exercise while throwing sass at his boys with lines like “Don’t get sloppy on us, Kyle” and “Show that chair who’s boss!” He also reminds you to appreciate their flexing buns while you work your own.
The two 30-minute workouts challenge both beginners and power bottoms and have hilariously named exercises like “Lady in Waiting”, “Doggy Style”, and “Crouching Tiger Hidden Hole.” Energizing disco music keeps you pumping the entire workout through and the jokes and visual gags keep a-comin’ making Butt Camp more fun than the typical DVD workout.
The great thing is that while showing you these exercises, the camera often lingers on the jockstrap framing Marco’s butt, the outline of Kyle’s big cock, or Michael’s sweaty thighs all the way to his package. Believe us, fantasizing about fucking these guys only makes you work harder to get that perfect ba-donk-a-donk—sex is one heck of a motivator!
We tried Butt Camp and our butts are tight, perky, and feeling great! Exercise quickly at home, then slip on your favorite pair of “fuck me jeans” for a night cruising with your brand-spanking-new bubble butt.
And if that wasn’t great enough, Butt Camp also comes with fun extra features like an alternate ending, some hot stills of the boys playing in the pool, and a featurette of the sexy studs joking around on camera, because you don’t really care about what they do for a living or their hobbies, do you? No. No you don’t.
Keep up with Butt Camp at Twitter and Facebook or grab the DVD for yourself—it’s a perfect Christmas gift that’ll get your keister ready for Easter.
Tony Ward, uno de los mayores modelos de todos los tiempos es la portada de SCHÖN! Magazine. El chulazo se quitó completamente la ropa quedándose sólo con el sombrero, en esta serie de fotos por Dimitris Theocharis.
Oh, the little things we are thankful for, and which make us scream like hapless lil schoolgirls. The day I (and hopefully some of you too) have been waiting for is here!
May we present to you, Jake Gyllenhaal’s dick shot from “Love and Other Drugs” which has just been released in the theaters! UPDATE:
The plot (and unfortunately not our cocks) just thickened! We just got hold of an animation of the scene in question, and we don’t think Jake G’s penis is in there!! See the animation after the jump!
In this week’s submission we have some pledges taking advantage of some of the perks of being a brother at the local frat. But once word got around that the pledges were in the game room having fun, their frat brother came in camera in hand to teach them a very valuable lesson: NO PLEDGES IN THE GAME ROOM. What these poor saps didn’t realize is that the game room is for brothers only. Pledges had no business in there unless it was to clean and organize the games. So what happened next was humiliating enough to watch; we cant begin to imagine how shitty it must have been to actually have to go through this punishment. Let’s just say these poor pledges had to strip down naked. In which the brothers had them do some very questionable activities such as the cock pile, naked leap frog, cock pong and, well, dick in the ass. These soon-to-be frat boys will never forget this day.
When Chinpoko asked we QueerClickers abouthaving sex with animals, he linked to a story about Canberra Raiders rugby player Joel Monaghan. Monaghan got drunk with a bunch of teammates and decided to play a prank on an absent team member by taking a picture of himself being fellated by the teammate’s dog. You probably “had to be there” to understand the hilarity.
Anyway, one of his trusty teammates must have e-mailed the photo or something because it eventually found its way onto Twitter and landed Monaghan in hot water. Animal activists cried rape but Monaghan’s agent Jim Banaghan said that his client meant it as a joke, not sexual abuse. Nonetheless, the Canberra Raiders CEO Don Furner opened an inquiry into the matter that forced Monaghan to leave the team in disgrace. In response, Monaghan’s agent issued the following statement:
“Joel can’t blame anyone but himself for an act of stupidity that will haunt him for the rest of his life.
Joel wants to make it clear that he was the one playing a prank on an absent teammate by simulating the act.
There are no words of explanation that can be offered because none can be appropriate.
Joel has to now face his family as well as fans and supporters with that shame and has already undergone counseling to help him cope with the consequences of what has happened.
It was a moment of abject stupidity brought about by too much drink and a complete lack of any thought process.
The fact that someone has sought to compound the situation further by the use of social media only adds to the trauma, but Joel accepts that it is his actions alone that are at fault.”
Wait… there are therapists in Australia that specialize in media fallout from bestiality sex pics? Wow, the Outback really does have everything. The Canberra Raiders CEO said, “[The dog sex] is something [Monaghan] will live with for the rest of his life… a big cross to bear for doing something stupid out on the drink. The perils of the media and social media today are a great example of why you shouldn’t do [something like this].”
Let that be a warning to all you kids thinking of making a sex tape with your housepets. We have a picture of their drunken canine tryst and our expert analysis of the entire thing on QCX where it belongs. Don’t act all decent… we know you wanna see it.
