By “sexual objects” we mean aussieBum underwear. The woman in the video above acknowledges something we’ve known for years: men are sexual objects to be abused. She drags her stud in a headlock through the hot Australian streets making him strip down in front of delighted of women and men. “Do what you’re told!” she yells. How’s it feel to be on the bottom, stud? Well, aussieBum’s free shipping will put you back on top. But better be quick… it’s for a limited time only!
You may remember when we featured some shots from the very hot Gods of Football calendar. Now we’ve got accompanying video and it’s almost as hot as the calendar itself. It’s shot like a softcore porn with overtones of an action movie and a sexual scandal. If you like studs running around in their briefs and holding small objects in front of their junk, then this video’s for you. Looks like you can oreder the complete DVD at their website.
Via Sticky.
Red alert! Red alert! Valentine’s Day is coming… and whether you’ll be on the prowl or rolling around with your wildcat, AussieBum has got you covered. For one, their strip-on-the-street video shows just how hot their special Valentine’s Day boxers can be. But also, they’re providing free shipping which’ll make the day twice as lovely. Whether for you or your special guy, underwear’s a hell of a lot sexier than a box of plastic-tasting chocolates. Check out AussieBum.com for more details!
We at QueerClick just love the start of a new year because it means that every gay publication comes out with a calendar full of hot men. We’ve featured the Catalonia Firefighters, the Gods of Football, and the Cosmopolitan calendar in the recent past. Well, if you liked those calendars, you’re gonna lust this one. DNA magazine is known for the many hot men that grace its pages. It’s basically like softcore porn with articles… they occasionally even show bush or even a little shaft or scrotal action… how cheeky! Now you can find enjoy their studs all year long with their handy-dandy calendar. Unfortunately, the photos of Edilson Nascimento were left out, but you can see some of them here.
Cosmopolitan TV Spain has given the gift of one hot male for each month of the year, in their 2009 Calendar of Men. The publication of the previous year generated much controversy because one the models was porn star Milan Gamiani, a hot stud with a big cock. Unfortunately, at first glance none of the guys this year has a pornographic past.
See also the 2008 schedule of Cosmopolitan TV.
From QCE.
Just because Christmas is over doesn’t mean that you have to stop wasting money giving people useless gifts. Do you ever suffer from “shrinkage”? Do you ever wish that people could see your dick through your pants like they did in middle school? OF COURSE YOU DO (liar). That’s why there’s the Trouser Expander. “With its handy hidden pump you can inflate the trouser expander to give you a more eye catching… well you get the idea!
Great for those cold water ‘shrinkage’ moments, for impressing the ladies, or for those who have been teased in the locker room a little to much for their own self esteem!
All you need to do is inflate the pouch using the handy rubber pump for some impressive enlargements – with no surgery, pain or bogus medications!
Enlarge yourself to a whopping 8″, with a girth beyond belief!” First off, an inflated bag feels a hell of a lot different than a stiff cock bulging in a man’s pants. Second off, where the hell are you supposed to carry that “handy hidden pump”? It’s the size of a lemon! Third off, how the hell do you discretely deflate it? Do you have to go in the gay bar bathroom and deflate you cock in the toilet stall with the glory hole? Save your £4.95 and buy a drink for your low self-etseem or flirt with a big dick that you can take home and really enjoy. But for discerning frat boy consumers, the site selling this piece of crap also has a Willy Care Kit, Love Muscle Toner, and Gentleman’s Ball Scratcher. Ahh… the joys of capitalism!
The Gods of Football are a collection of Australian rugby players who have either been voted by the public as the best-looking players or who formerly won the Sexiest Man in League competitions. These sexy, rugged gents have put together a sizzling 2009 calendar to raise money for The McGrath Foundation’s breast cancer awareness and treatment campaigns. You can check out additional pictures and profiles of the studs by clicking here and buy one of their 3 calendars or behind the scenes DVD here.
Ever fantasize about fucking a QC porn star? Well, stop dreaming and do something about it! Hung, handsome stud Mason Wyler is holding yet another contest in which the winner gets to do “dirty and creative” things to him in an all-expenses paid getaway with an additional $1000 cash prize. He laid out the details in his blog:
Would you like $1000, a free vacation, and use of my cock-addicted hole, my ass-hungry cock, and my cum-thirsty mouth? Then keep on reading!… Here are the rules: Take a picture of yourself, SPECIFICALLY for this contest, naked or shirtless, holding a sign stating what you want to do to me (Just one sentence). The dirtier and more creative you are, the better. Make sure your face is CLEARLY visible. IF I choose to show your photo on Wyler Nation, I will censor or crop your face if you request it. Take a look at Max’s picture below for an example:
Once you’ve done that, then send it to: [email protected] along with a more detailed account of what you would like to do with me (remember creativity and dirtiness counts), The destination you would most like to visit (choose below), and your contact info (name, location, cell number, etc).
Marcus and I will review each entry. The five contestants we like the most will be posted on Wyler Nation for the readers to vote on. Whoever gets the most votes wins.
The Winner will get an all expenses paid vacation (airfare, hotel, and food) with the Wyler’s to one of these five destinations:
1. Chicago: May 2009
2. Buenos Aires: June 2009
3. New Orleans: September 2009
4. Madrid: November 2009
5. Prague: December 2009
The Winner(s) will also receive a $1000 cash prize.
And of course this [his ass] will be yours to use, however you please.
THE PERFECT MIDNIGHT SNACK: Colonel Mustard with the lead pipe in the kitchen… This holiday season, surprise your friends and family with a gift that only you can give them… the sweet, succulent taste of your semen. Yes folks, Natural Harvest is the cookbook you’ve been waiting for, if what you’ve been waiting for is a way to get your family members to eat your manseed without being arrested. The introduction explains:
“Foods we might find strange or unpleasant may be considered delicacies in other countries. Rotten fish is a national dish in Sweden… the British love their blood sausage, and guinea pigs are roasted for dinner in Peru.”
Mmmmm! Bloody wieners and roasted house pet? We’re sold! Oh, wait a minute… we’re not. Sure, semen may be a good midday snack or a nightcap after an evening of cocktail wieners and tossed salad, but most of the time it tastes like melted brie or salmon-flavored egg yolks… oh wait, maybe it is a delicacy. It’s a shame most men just ingest with without a thought or else spit it back onto the bellies or eyes of their lovers. Let’s read more:
“Semen producers can generate a wide range of semen tastes simply by making minot dietary adjustments. Semen is inexpensive to produce and is commonly available in many, if not most, homes and restaurants. Despite all of these positive qualities, semen remains neglected as a food.”
You mean to tell us that when those teenage fast-food cooks replaced the mayo in our chicken sandwiches with jism, they were just trying to expand our culinary horizons? Well, kudos to them, young innovators! We shouldn’t have called the Department of Health on you, after all! CUM AGAIN? Some folks never tire of their favorite foods. Just ask your grandma. That reminds us… does anyone remember the testicle cookbook that recently came out? Now you can have a culinary orgy right in your own kitchen. At least the cookbook has a good sense of humor with recipes for high-protein smoothies, cappuccino de Semi, man-made oysters, roasted lamb with good gravy, and creamy cum crepes. Can you imagine the dinner party: “Did you enjoy your meal?” “Why yes, very much.” “Good, because you just ingested about a pint of my semen. Bob’s too.” Won’t your guests be thrilled when they realize you’ve tricked them into eating your cum (once again)? And worse, what if they love your semen and demand more, you might find yourself being milked like a cow every night by your cum-hungry friends and too tired even to stand up or take a dump. Also, if you’re jerking off straight into saucepans, does the chef still have to wash his hands afterwards? Or does the pungent, musky taste of nuts and crotch funk add another subtle flavor. Ahhh! Our compliments to the chef!
Via Sticky.
Welcome, international sports fans and man-lovers to day 3 of the QC Sports Fashion Striptease. We’ve seen some stiff competition by some hard-bodied athletes here in the QueerClick GetLaidium and today looks to be a promising show with a hot young soccer player stripping down to just his most essential gear. If you missed it, you can get an instant replay of our firsttwo competitors and go to the FantasticsMag locker room for an up-close look at our beautiful sports stars!
Tired of the ultra-muscular but homogenic hunks on QC? Tall, young, and lanky not doing it for you on QC Twinks? Not into the piss players and bondage slaves on QCX? Fear not! Your sizable salvation is at hand! Meet, Chubby Mikey. He’s a hunka, hunka burning man love who’s 350-pounds of big gay fun. He’s an internet sensation with his own website and nude calendar. He’s proud to be a big gay guy and gets his share of internet fans and chasers. From the look of it, his calendar has no ass or cock shots, but it’s still got some playful nudes for the dudes who like bigger men. What do you think? Is big beautiful or is “too much” too much?
See an interview with Chubby Mikey after the jump!
Earlier this week, we presented a sports fashion striptease featuring a hot model stripping down to nothing his sweet, sweat-dripping ass. Well, look alive, sports fans! Fantasticsmag has published another photo series of a hot jock stripping off his fashionable kit down to the bare essentials. The human body really is the best piece of sports equipment there is! And we have one more coming up later this weekend!
Someone call emergency… these firefighters are so hot, they’re liable to burn the whole city down! These stunning gentlemen are the Firefighters of the Catalonia Generality and once a year, they take off their gear and set some fires of their own. It’s all for a good cause, of course. That and their amazing physiques make them our heroes thrice over.
From QCE.
We reported last week on some recipients of Out Magazine‘s Out 100 awards, given to gays and lesbians who make a positive impact on the community. This week the magazine officially released the Out 100 issue. Here are just a few of the delectable men featured beautifully captured by the magazine’s photographs. Director Gus Van Sant: “Though Van Sant has always favored realistic and compelling storytelling over creating positive gay role models for their own sake, in Milk his admiration for the San Francisco politician is clear.” Actor Cheyenne Jackson: “Handsome and talented, able to seduce audiences of all genders and ages, he’s the elusive figure with the potential to demolish the theory that an out actor can’t get plum roles.” Filmmakers Parvez Sharma and Tom Kalin: “A Jihad for Love is the heartfelt debut film from Muslim Indian-born director Parvez Sharma (far left), tackling a subject never previously addressed in a feature documentary: the complex intersection of homosexuality and Islam. Swoon, Tom Kalin’s award-winning 1992 debut feature, was a tough pill for many to swallow due to its frank portrayal of murder and sexuality.” Athletes Cory Benton and Jamal Brown: “Friends and competitors Cory Benton (left) and Jamal Brown (right) have faced similar challenges on and off the track. [Benton] came out the summer before his sophomore year, and his experience prompted him to organize an association for LGBT athletes at Columbia. [Brown] will be working as a legal assistant for the Boston-based Gay and Lesbian Advocates and Defenders.” Stylemakers Dean and Dan Caten: “Identical twins Dean and Dan Caten, founders and designers of Dsquared2, are best known for their low-lower-lowest-cut jeans and their explosive runway spectacles.” Designers Doug and Ben Burkman and Tommy Fazio: “The two brothers, who each cite the other as their chief inspiration, are on a mission to put the classic back into casual. Fazio has single-handedly turned the venerable store into a cauldron for new American designers.”
Check out all the winners here.
Pantyhose for men?!? Oh yes... the intriguing “manty hose” website makes an interesting case for guys wearing shear leg stockings by asking the important question, “Why are panty hose considered female clothing anyway?” They say that compression hose may help keep guys’ legs warm, increase circulation, and feed into the skin-tight clothing trend among men today. Though we’re not sure if we’re completely sold on the idea, there is something fun, stylish, and playfully counter-cultural by men wearing stockings. First off, the site offers lots of variety and even offers custom design. Second, some men have really beautiful muscular legs, the sort that shear stockings might make even more noticeable. Maybe manty hose really are the next best thing in men’s fashion… What do you think?
